DYEVOUT

The number one reason basketball shots are missed. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

This guy actually started a webpage to "honor" his neighbor: http://www.knology.net/~carlos/redneck.htm takes a while to go through, but it's pretty amazing. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

PENNSYLVANIA !! 9 degrees at home, 14 degrees at work, ??? at 9,000 feet. C'mon spring !! ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

Dead fish smell much better when frozen. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

BUMP. These were just forwarded to me, and I thought they were worthy. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

Yuengling - Premium Yuengling - Lager Yuengling - Premium Light Yuengling - Lager Light Yuengling - Lord Chesterfield Ale Yuengling - Porter ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

Some are oldies, but some I ain't heard a'fore. How do you know when you're staying in a Kentucky hotel? When you call the front desk and say "I've got a leak in my sink," and the person at the front desk says, "Go ahead." ****** State trooper pulls over a pickup truck on I-40 and says to the driver, "Got any ID?" The driver says, "'Bout what?" ****** Two Mississippians are walking toward each other, and one is carrying a sack. When they meet, one says, "Hey Tommy Ray, whatcha got in the bag?" "Jes' some chickens." "If I guesses how many they is, kin I have one?" "Shoot, if ya guesses right, I'll give you both of 'em!" "OK. Ummmmm...five?" ****** An Alabamian came home and found his house on fire. He rushed next door, telephoned the fire department and shouted, "Hurry over here-muh house is on fahr!" "OK," replied the fireman, "how do we get there?" "Shucks, don't you fellers still have those big red trucks?" ****** Why do folks in Kentucky go to R-rated movies in groups of 18 or more? Because they heard 17 and under aren't admitted. ****** Billy Bob and Lester were talking one afternoon when Billy Bob tells Lester, "Ya know, I reckon I'm about ready for a vacation. Only this year I'm gonna do it a little different. The last few years, I took your suggestions as to where to go. Three years ago you said to go to Hawaii. I went to Hawaii and Betty Sue got pregnant. Then two years ago, you told me to go to the Bahamas, and Betty Sue got pregnant again. Last year you suggested Tahiti and darned if Betty Sue didn't get pregnant again." Lester asks Billy Bob, "So, what you gonna do this year that's different?" Billy Bob says, This year I'm taking Betty Sue WITH me." ****** Ida Mae passed away and Bubba called 911. The 911 operator told Bubba that she would send someone out right away. Where do you live?" asked the operator.Bubba replied, "At the end of Eucalyptus Drive." The operator asked, "Can you spell that for me?" After a long pause, Bubba said, "How 'bout I drag her over to Oak Street and you pick her up there?" ****** Know why they want to raise the minimum drinking age in Tennessee to 32? They wanted to keep alcohol out of the high schools. ****** What do they call reruns of "Hee Haw" in Mississippi? Documentaries. ****** Did you hear about the $3,000,000 Tennessee State Lottery? The winner gets $3 a year for a million years. ******* A new law was recently passed in North Carolina so that when a couple gets divorced, they're still brother and sister. ****** What do a divorce in Alabama, a tornado in Kansas and a hurricane in Florida have in common? No matter what, somebody's fixin' to lose a trailer. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

MMMMMMMM. . . . Seal meat. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

First sign them up for some good mailing lists (junk mail), then when they bitch - kill them. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

Alice Cooper - Gail, Poison Judas Priest - The Sentinel, Love Bites Cinderella - Night Songs, Nobody's Fool Dio - Rainbow in the Dark, Gypsy, Caught in the Middle Night Ranger - Don't Tell Me You Love Me The Scorpions - Rock You Like a Hurricane, Still Loving You Accept - Balls to the Wall, Metal Heart Ratt - Round and Round Def Leppard - Bringin' on the Heartache, Foolin, Photograph, Rock of Ages ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

"Didn't someone do 500 hop and pops in a day once?" --------------------------------------------------- Most Parachute Jumps In 24 Hours American Michael Zang completed 500 parachute jumps in the space of 24 hours at an airfield near Decatur, Texas, USA, from May 18–19, 2001. Completing a 640 m (2,100 ft) jump every 2 minutes 53 seconds on average, he called his attempt Jump4Kids and used it to raise money for the Special Olympics. -------------------------------------------------- I think the guy was asking about a DZ getting the most bodies in the air in a day, though. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

I was watching one of those "Real TV" or "What were they thinking" type TV shows the other day, and they showed a guy doing what looked like a 200 footer off a cliff over a river. The guy takes a few second delay, pitches, and his pilot chute just flips around like a dishrag on the end of the bridle. Finally his PC gets a gulp of air, and deploys him - the guy hits the water HARD (around line stretch), under a multi-toned blue ram air, and mangles his legs and back. He recovered, and still jumps. Does anyone know the circumstances surrounding this near-lethal PC in tow? Do you BASE guys have special pieces or techniques to avoid this? ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

What if the evil Thracknazoids get it? Then they have a map to find us, invade, and take all our hard earned shit!! What then? %^@$!! Aliens. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

Forwarded by a friend in the U.S. Army, worth a read. I am the flag of the United States of America. My name is Old Glory. I fly atop the world's tallest buildings. I stand watch in America's halls of justice. I fly majestically over institutions of learning. I stand guard with power in the world. Look up and see me. I stand for peace, honor, truth and justice. I stand for freedom. I am confident. I am arrogant. I am proud. When I am flown with my fellow banners, My head is a little higher, My colors a little truer. I bow to no one! I am recognized all over the world. I am worshiped - I am saluted. I am loved - I am revered. I am respected - and I am feared. I have fought in every battle of every war for more than 200 years. I was flown at Valley Forge, Gettysburg, Shiloh and Appomattox. I was there at San Juan Hill, the trenches of France, in the Argonne Forest, Anzio, Rome and the beaches of Normandy. Guam, Okinawa, Korea and KheSan, Saigon, Vietnam know me. I was there. I led my troops, I was dirty, battleworn and tired, But my soldiers cheered me and I was proud. I have been burned, torn and trampled on the streets of countries I have helped set free. It does not hurt for I am invincible. I have been soiled upon, burned, torn and trampled in the streets of my country. And when it's done by those Whom I've served in battle - it hurts. But I shall overcome - for I am strong. I have slipped the bonds of Earth and stood watch over the uncharted frontiers of space from my vantage point on the moon. I have borne silent witness to all of America's finest hours. But my finest hours are yet to come. When I am torn into strips and used as bandages for my wounded comrades on the battlefield, When I am flown at half-mast to honor my soldier, Or when I lie in the trembling arms of a grieving parent at the grave of their fallen son or daughter, I am proud. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

Awesome images !! "Does anyone know why we are still using the U-2's and not the SR-71's for recon flights?" ---------------------------------------------- SR-71 use isn't usually made public. The entire reason for it's existance is secrecy. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

"1953 Cessna 195 with a P&W 985 = 450hp" ------------------------------------------------ Wow, that thing is cooooooool ! How many jumpers fit in there? I'd love to jump a radial. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

What the hell were we talking about? ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

It'll look like Mr. Monkey's "got one in the chamber" ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

I wonder if that guy's a powerlifter, and he just tried a little too hard? Looks like it might smart a little. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

Dig this bellybutton tattoo. (No, it isn't me.) ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

Haa Haa !! Ol' DYEVOUT may be off the hook. That gruesome ass makes the old lady in Phase 3 look like a hottie. MMMMMMMM, Okay, maybe not. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

This one shouldn't give anyone a sick tummy. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

1956 Cessna 182, "Yellowbird" Nice little ship. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

"Here I was, sittin' back and snickering at poor Dyevout's fate" --------------------------------------------------- And I thought you Floridians were supposed to be soooooo nice. I ain't eskerred of no skydivers anywhoo. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

MMWWAAHHH!! HAHHHHH!! HAHHHHH!! HAHHHH!! I'm glad you fellers enjoyed that. You know that woman you guys are picking on is probably someone's grandma - she could be a really nice person. . . . . . NAAAAAHHHHH. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."