DYEVOUT

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What are you waiting for. Post that sumbitch! ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

MMMMWWWAAAAHHH HHHAAA HHHAAAA Brilliant. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

Very Good. Hee Hee ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

I wonder how the DZ got that idea ??? That's a pretty BIG mistake to make. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

http://www.afn.org/skydive/humor/jokes.html clicky ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

I was talking to a guy I know who used to jump with Mr. Manos at Z hills in the 80's, and he said that if Guy had gotten hurt or killed, someone would have called him. So he figured he's all right. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

Someone at Chambersburg, PA safety day last weekend said that Guy Manos had been killed in a skydiving accident 4 or 5 years ago. He directed Cutaway in 2000, and I haven't been able to find anything on the web, or on DZ.com about him since then. Does anyone know the story?? ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

AAAAAAAACCKK !! COUGH !! SPUTTER !! GAG !! ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

I am shocked at how many people don't realize that we have A, B, C & D licenses and rated instructors/ jumpmasters. Several people I've talked to since I started jumping have actually asked me to take them up for a tandem, like ANYBODY can do it! ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

I have a diesel Ram. Out here diesel is more expensive than midgrade gas. SUX!! ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

Could work. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

Hey, Mama You're from Florida, aren't you?? Howze yer pawz?? ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

Dude, I am DOWN WIT DAT !!! ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

Two cowboys are out on the range talking about their favorite sex positions. One says, "I think I enjoy the rodeo position the best." "I don't think I have ever heard of that one," says the other cowboy. "What is it?" Well, it's where you get your wife down on all fours and you mount her from behind. Then you reach around and cup one of her breasts in each hand and whisper in her ear, 'Boy, these feel just like your sister's.' Then you try to hold on for 8 seconds..." ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

Holy Crap !! That was forwarded to me by a friend in the Army. Didn't have time to research the sources (I'm at work). I have never seen the words "Colin Powell" and "Doonesbury" in the same sentence before. Looks weird. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

Score One for Powell: It's become almost routine for members of the American press to throw dumb or leading questions at members of the Bush administration. Maybe that's one of the reasons why Secretary of State Colin Powell seemed so well prepared for the shifty question recently hurled at him by an Iraqi reporter. According to the New York Post, one of Saddam's newshounds asked Powell, "Isn't it true that only 13% of young Americans can locate Iraq on a map?" "That may be true," Powell countered. "You're probably right. But unfortunately for you, all 13% are Marines." The Left Coast Report doesn't expect that Al Jazeera will be broadcasting that little exchange any time soon. 271st Combat Communications Squadron Detachment Commander ,Chief of Maintenance & 193rd Special Operations Wing Honor Guard OIC ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

Is your next one your "low solo" (1st sub-terminal opening)? That's a cool one. (of course they all are.) ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

Ize in the rear, left corner of the room - with a big ol' grey "Skydive" sweater, and a flat - top. I wouldn't mind seeing some images of the cutaway seminar, post them bad boys. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

Well, Speed I spent the day with 2 DZ.commers, and still never met one. I should get a DYEVOUT hat. I wish I would have stayed for the last seminar, but I had to split. Pretty drastic difference in drag w/steel housings!! Definitely something to bear in mind while shopping for rig #1. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

Yepper. http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=406654;sb=post_latest_reply;so=ASC;forum_view=forum_view_collapsed;;page=unread#unread ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

Yes, they have a couple of hanging harnesses. They flew (2) 182's all day - tandems, static, and fun jumpers. They said they're working on a King Air for April. Good seminars all day, nice people, and I won a Pro Track shirt in the free raffle. Took 2 1/2 hours each way, though. Long day. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

Dude, It don't look good. I'll be there, I'm 6'-2" and ugly, I think I'll drive my little green Neon. Say Hi. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

Happy St. Patrick's Day! Into a Belfast pub comes Paddy Murphy, looking like he'd just been run over by a train. His arm is in a sling, his nose is broken, his face is cut and bruised and he's walking with a limp. "What happened to you?" asks Sean, the bartender. "Jamie O'Conner and me had a fight," says Paddy. "That little twit, O'Conner," says Sean, "He couldn't do that to you, he must have had something in his hand." "That he did," says Paddy, "a shovel is what he had, and a terrible lickin' he gave me with it." "Well," says Sean, "you should have defended yourself. Didn't you have something in your hand?" "That I did," said Paddy. "Mrs. O'Conner's breast, and a thing of beauty it was, but useless in a fight." An Irishman who had a little too much to drink is driving home from the city one night and, of course, his car is weaving violently all over the road. A cop pulls him over. "So," says the cop to the driver, where have ya been?" "Why, I've been to the pub of course," slurs the drunk. "Well," says the cop, "it looks like you've had quite a few to drink this evening." "I did all right," the drunk says with a smile. "Did you know," says the cop, standing straight and folding his arms across his chest, "that a few intersections back, your wife fell out of your car?" "Oh, thank heavens," sighs the drunk. "For a minute there,I thought I'd gone deaf. Brenda O'Malley is home making dinner, as usual, when Tim Finnegan arrives at her door. Brenda, may I come in?" he asks. "I've somethin' to tell ya." "Of course you can come in, you're always welcome, Tim. But where's my husband?" "That's what I'm here to be telling ya, Brenda. "There was an accident down at the Guinness brewery..." "Oh, God no!" cries Brenda. "Please don't tell me.." "I must, Brenda. Your husband Shamus is dead and gone. I'm sorry." Finally, she looked up at Tim. "How did it happen, Tim?" "It was terrible, Brenda. He fell into a vat of Guinness Stout and drowned." "Oh my dear Jesus! But you must tell me true, Tim. "Did he at least go quickly?" "Well, no Brenda... no. Fact is, he got out three times to pee." Mary Clancy goes up to Father O'Grady after his Sunday morning service, and she's in tears. He says, "So what's bothering you, Mary my dear?" She says, "Oh, Father, I've got terrible news. My husband passed away last night." The priest says, "Oh, Mary, that's terrible. Tell me, Mary, did he have any last requests?" She says, "That he did, Father.. " The priest says, "What did he ask, Mary? " She says, "He said, 'Please Mary, put down that damn gun..." AND THE BEST FOR LAST A drunk staggers into a Catholic Church, enters a confessional booth, sits down but says nothing. The Priest coughs a few times to get his attention, but the drunk just sits there. Finally, the Priest pounds three times on the wall. The drunk mumbles, "ain't no use knockin, there's no paper on this side either". ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

Why is Canada still Canada? Because we ALLOW it. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."