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This is not good. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

I'm a dog fan, but DAMN !! Kill it B4 it breeds. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

Is a Butt-Pirate the same as a Rump-Ranger? ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

I thought the page, itself was very nicely done. Except for the conflicting times at the byline. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

Excellent hack !!! ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

Exquisite, Mark. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

Martha Stewart's advice to Rednecks: GENERAL: 1. Never take a beer to a job interview. 2. Always identify people in your yard before shooting at them. 3. It's considered tacky to take a cooler to church. 4. If you have to vacuum the bed, it is time to change the sheets. 5. Even if you're certain that you are included in the will, it is still rude to drive the U-Haul to the funeral home. DINING OUT: 1. When decanting wine from the box, make sure that you tilt the paper cup and pour slowly so as not to "bruise" the fruit of the vine. 2. If drinking directly from the bottle, always hold it with your hands. ENTERTAINING IN YOUR HOME: 1. A centerpiece for the table should never be anything prepared by a taxidermist. 2. Do not allow the dog to eat at the table, no matter how good his manners are. PERSONAL HYGIENE: 1. While ears need to be cleaned regularly, this is a job that should be done in private using one's OWN truck keys. 2. Even if you live alone, deodorant is not a waste of good money. 3. Use of proper toiletries can only delay bathing for a few days. 4. Dirt and grease under the fingernails is a social no-no, as they tend to detract from a woman's jewelry and alter the taste of finger foods DATING (Outside the Family): 1. Always offer to bait your date's hook, especially on the first date. 2. Be assertive. Let her know you're interested: "I've been wanting to go out with you since I read that stuff on the bathroom wall two years ago" 3. Establish with her parents what time she is expected back. Some will say 10:00 PM. Others might say "Monday," If the latter is the answer, it is the man's responsibility to get her to school on time. THEATER ETIQUETTE: 1. Crying babies should be taken to the lobby and picked up immediately after the movie has ended. 2. Refrain from talking to characters on the screen. Tests have proven that they can't hear you. WEDDINGS: 1. Livestock, usually, is a poor choice for a wedding gift. 2. Kissing the bride for more than 5 seconds may get you shot. 3. For the groom, at least, rent a tux. A leisure suit with a cummerbund and a clean bowling shirt can create a tacky appearance. 4. Though uncomfortable, say "yes" to socks and shoes for this special occasion. DRIVING ETIQUETTE: 1. Dim your headlights for approaching vehicles, even if the gun is loaded and the deer is in sight. 2. When approaching a four-way stop, the vehicle with the largest tires does not always have the right of way. 3. Never tow another car using panty hose and duct tape. 4. When sending your wife down the road with a gas can, it is impolite to ask her to bring back beer too. 5. Do not lay rubber while traveling in a funeral procession. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

Hey Dave Thanks for posting that. Some of those are hysterical! I'll have to save that site for lunchtime viewing. (I'm at work.) Hee Hee ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

Oh, it's been here. I don't feel like huntin' for it, but it has. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

That would be the 4th time. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

You mean like this- http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?do=post_attachment;postatt_id=6914; or this- http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?do=post_attachment;postatt_id=7004; ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

"THE ALLAH EXPRESS" OR "REST IN PIECES" ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

I wonder if that dude makes (potentiometer) adjustments thru his ears with a small screwdriver, and has to shove new batteries up his ass every six weeks ? ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

It is snowing like a $#@$@&^)!! in Eastern Pennsylvania. &%$#@(*&)#@&^!! AAAAUUUUGGGHHH !! ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

Shit, shit, shit. I thought this thread was about beer, shoulda known. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

C'mon, spell it right - Kanopee. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

I have another version of that in powerpoint format, better resolution, and I think a couple more images. PM me an address, if you want me to e-mail it to you - it's 1.2 meg. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

It's not a propaganda column, it's a stupid joke. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

That's a way-cool Dad you got there. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

Yes, it appears he's selected door number 2. Jane, show him what he's won. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

They should have put up a picture of the "hero" dog. MMMMMMMMM. . . . sharkmeat. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

WOW is right, what a RETARD OOPS, quite non-PC. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

Been one of my favorites for years. Requires much volume to truly appreciate. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

Why yes, yes they do. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

I hope you're not supposed to be assembling anything REAL important. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."