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What are those huge, green olives called? I love those things. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

Looks like one of them "whuffo trolls" too. It should probably post in Talkback, or not at all. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

Because cats are the spawn of Satan. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

I like this one. We got a cool flag. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

What means that ?? ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

Thanks for making me laugh out loud at work, Kris. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

Strong, Black Coffee (I'm at work) SHIT !! ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

Not only that, but your avatar is really weird. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

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Dog shoulda tore that guys ass off. Then he woulda been bleedin' at both ends. Sounds fair. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

I'm a student on a Sabre 230. I have read a lot of threads about Sabres ripping people apart on hard openings. I am considering purchasing my first rig (used) and most of the ones I've been looking at contain Sabres. I know a few people that jump them, and some that have in the past - and I haven't heard of any "slammage" from any of them. Is this just a problem on certain individual 'chutes, new ones, or what? I'm learning packing from a rigger, and we split the nose, roll each side in, and tuck the center cell. Has anyone found credible evidence that Sabres are prone to hurt people, or is it just because there are so many out there, the odds of a hard opening are greater? --Curious ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

Can that thing pack? ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

I PM'd you ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

The general consensus seems to be that Ms. Lopez is a little too big for her britches. Both literally, and figuratively. . . . . . . ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

Wow, I'll say. 444 cu. in. = 7277 cu. cm. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

Congratulations!! (and that exit image IS sweet) ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

IMHO - The reason some people drive more carefully after starting to skydive is: The cost of 1 speeding ticket cancels at least 6 or 7 jump tickets (in PA anyway), not to mention high risk auto insurance. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

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Above the Poconos Skydivers in Hazleton, Pa is where I'm gonna finish my program. They're nice, highly experienced folks with well maintained equipment (C185 & C182), and a good safety record. You just missed their Safety Day (nite - 8 to 10pm, Good Friday). Their site is linked on here - it's 2 - 2 1/2 hrs to Chambersburg (I went to their Safety Day) ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

I don't know if she should tell you, or let you guess. Hee Hee ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

I think she's hot, and I like the way she sings.

Holy shit, thats funny. Gross, but funny. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

WOOOPS Should prolly say "dropping the hot No. 2". Naaah, doesn't sound as good ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

What a bizarre coincidence, I just saw this thread immediately after throwin' down the A.M.B.M. I enjoyed perusing Skydiving magazine whilst "dropping the hot deuce". ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

"Cum On Feel The Noize" Quiet Riot ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."