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It's all about the center cell, IMHO ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

Excellent job !! Cool images, thanks 4 sharing them. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

This thread is like a train wreck. It's nasty, but you have to look. Now you have to check back, if only to see if there are "droppers" among us ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

There's a UPS guy on here somewhere, maybe he'll see this - and make some recommendations. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

If you just wipe and drop, how would you know if your cuttin' string was clean ?? ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

I was taught to reel in a steering line - the toggles are already in your hands, just reel one in. This pulls the tail of the canopy towards you, and deflates it. Unfortunately, I've been on a load (student) when the ground wind cranked up during the ride to alt., and needed this advice - it works. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

What kind of canopy was it? I jumped a Sabre 230 this weekend, and it flew like a dream. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

Good luck on the jumpin', and congrats on the rig. I'm gonna get a used one for my first (unless I win that Spectre) I, too, shall attempt to get recurrent and jump tomorrow. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

Amen. Nothing wrong with taking a little responsibility for the worthless things. You like 'em, great. Keep 'em off of my spread, or they won't come home. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

Iron Tom Rackham WTF? ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

Gotta go with Skybytch here - I'm thinkin' she got the skills to pay the bills. She would win. I like winners. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

PM me for a map to my house, this should be fun... ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

Yes, and like the others - IT SUCKS !!! ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

I know a C182 installation is out of the question !! ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

Shit, I thought you were Dave's sister, College Station and all. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

OOOOOhh !! I can ! Ican !! Spectre. Spectre. Spectre. Spectre. Spectre. Spectre. Spectre. Spectre. Spectre. Spectre. Spectre. Spectre. Spectre. Spectre. I think something in a 210-220 would be nice. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

I love this country, and I'm a Chrysler Corp. diehard. But, for the love of God, man. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

I thought -- "It never rains in California" Who the hell sang that song? ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

Where the hell is my "Parachutist" mag. ?? ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

I'm a low timer, so take from this what you will - but I learned the hard way to TIGHTEN leg straps. I had a student Vector hurt me pretty bad. Sometimes my leg wants to "go to sleep" in the plane, but that's better than crotch slammage IMHO

Where? Where? ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

Very Good ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

I thought some of these were cool. These are taken from real Resumes and Cover Letters, and were printed in the July 21st issue of "Fortune" Magazine: 1. "I have lurnt Word Perfect 6.0 computor and spreadsheet pogroms." (this spelling looks familiar JT) 2. "Am a perfectionist and rarely if if ever forget details." 3. "Received a plague for Salesperson of the Year." 4. "Wholly responsible for two (2) failed financial institutions." 5. "Reason for leaving last job: maturity leave." 6. "Failed bar exam with relatively high grades." 7. "It's best for employers that I not work with people." 8. "Let's meet, so you can 'ooh' and 'aah' over my experience." 9. "I was working for my Mom until she decided to move." 10. "Marital status: single. Unmarried. Unengaged. Uninvolved. No commitments." 11. "I have an excellent track record, although I am not a horse." 12. "I am loyal to my employer at all costs ... Please feel free to respond to my resume on my office voice mail." 13. "My goal is to be a meteorologist. But since I possess no training in Meteorology, I suppose I should try stock brokerage." 14. "I procrastinate, especially when the task is unpleasant." 15. "Personal interests: donating blood. Fourteen gallons so far." 16. "Instrumental in ruining entire operation for a Midwest chain store." 17. "Note: Please don't misconstrue my 14 jobs as 'job-hopping,' I have never quit a job." 18. "Marital status: often. Children: various." 19. "The company made me a scapegoat, just like my three previous employers." 20. "Finished eighth in class of ten." 21. "References: none. I've left a path of destruction behind me." These quotes were taken from actual Performance Evaluations: 1. "Since my last report, this employee has reached rock bottom and has started to dig." 2. "I would not allow this employee to breed." 3. "This associate is really not so much of a has-been, but more of a definitely won't be." 4. "This young lady has delusions of adequacy." 5. "Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap." 6. "When she opens her mouth, it seems that this is only to change whichever foot was previously in there." 7. "He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them." 8. "This employee is depriving a village of an idiot." 9. "This employee should go far and the sooner he starts, the better." These lines are actual lines from Military Performance Appraisals: 1. Got into the gene pool while the lifeguard wasn't watching. 2. A room temperature IQ. 3. Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold it all together. 4. A gross ignoramus -- 144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus. 5. A photographic memory but with the lens cover glued on. 6. Bright as Alaska in December. 7. Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming. 8. He's so dense, light bends around him. 9. If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week. 10. It's hard to believe that he beat out 1,000,000 other sperm. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

ROTFLMAO!! I think I pissed myself. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

Black, and strong enough to stand a fork up in the cup. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."