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These are entries to a competition asking for a rhyme with the most romantic first line but least romantic second line: Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss but I only slept with you, because I was pissed I thought that I could love no other Until, that is, I met your brother Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head. Of loving beauty you float with grace If only you could hide your face Kind, intelligent, loving and hot This describes everything you are not I want to feel your sweet embrace But don't take that paper bag off of your face I love your smile, your face, and your eyes Damn, I'm good at telling lies! My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife: Marrying you screwed up my life I see your face when I am dreaming That's why I always wake up screaming My love, you take my breath away What have you stepped in to smell this way My feelings for you no words can tell Except for maybe "go to hell" What inspired this amorous rhyme? Two parts vodka, one part lime ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

I don't know what ships they have, I've never been there. I'm not going there to jump, just to school. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

Holy Crap! Is Dan coming over to PA from Sweden? Sweet. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

Hey, Man I hate you alot. Ramen Noodles. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

Both DZ's I've worked with include the price to rent a helmet, jumpsuit, altimeter & gloves with the price of your training and rig rental. If you're coming over here on a tight budget, you might better spend your bucks on food and lodging, and use the DZ's gear to start. (plus, trying their gear can help you decide what to buy, should you stay with the sport) ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

Wow, I really, really lose on this one. C182 & C185. But GOD was it cool. (I helped unload a battery rack from a Super Otter once) Just wait 'till I get my license. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

Just curious if I'll get to meet any DZ.commers at Chambersburg safety day? I'm also going to a safety day (night) Good Friday at Above the Poconos Skydivers, in Hazleton (home base) It'd be cool to meet some of ya, and with my jump numbers (13), I'm not missing any training. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

Commandment #11 Don't fuck with Ozzy. He may be a shuddering retard now, but at least he made a positive contribution to society when he could. 30 years of killer tunes. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

Wow, 30%. . . . . . Don't have 'em, don't want 'em. and I can borrow my sister's if we need another body in the boat to ski. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

That's where my "handle" came from. You will love it. Do what Dave said, and have fun. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

I had some nice back pain last year. Felt like someone was shoving an icepick under my shoulderblades. Got talked into going to a chiropractor 6 or so times, good as new !! And I was inder the impression that they were all "quacks". ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

Not a problem. Forgot to attach the thingy. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court." SECURITY ALERT_1.doc

Forwarded to me by a friend in the Service. ----------------------------------------------- To all Wing Personnel, Force Protection concern: There has been a huge purchase of United Parcel Service (UPS) uniforms on eBAY over the last (30) thirty days. This represents a serious threat as bogus drivers can drop off anything to anyone with deadly consequences. If you have ANY questions when a UPS driver appears at your door, they should be able to furnish VALID I.D. Additionally, if someone in a UPS uniform comes to make a drop off or pick up, make absolute sure they are driving a UPS truck. UPS does not make deliveries or pick ups in anything except a company vehicles. If you have a problem, IMMEDIATELY call security or your State/local Law enforcement. F.Y.I. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

Farts are a howl, of course until they become visible. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

Obviously, name it Dick. . . . . or Peter. . . or John Thomas (English). . . or Willy. . . or Bob Onnit. . . . . etc.. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

I was thinking about "D00000R", that way divers would get it - but the evil ones won't be clued into what may be in your trunk. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

An interesting piece. I would like to know the artist as well. I will be surprised if it ISN'T an obscure Trans Siberian Orchestra cut, but I think I have all their stuff, and that piece doesn't sound familiar. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

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In engineering, we always err to the side of safety/caution. This is also a good practice in skydiving. This practice never becomes more vital than when the result may place some sicko's sweaty yam bag in your hand. One guy's opinion. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

Yes, that would be it. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

. . . . . waiting for the imminent barrage of left wing rhetoric. . . . ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

WOW, Getting clobbered by a manhole cover would definitely leave a mark ! ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=401745;sb=post_latest_reply;so=ASC;forum_view=forum_view_collapsed;;page=unread#unread ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

"Is this a photoshop job?" I have no idea. It was sent to me in the state you see it. (aside from a little file size compression). It must not be too drafty in there, she looks comfortable. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

Dude, Was that THE "Icy Hot Stuntaz" ?? ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."