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It's about the same in Eastern PA. and, yes - it truly licks unclean colon. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

Save it 'till spring, and get your ass up to the DZ - and get your license with me - jump their stuff B4 you buy something you may not want. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

Oh My God, I talked to her on the phone. I didn't know she was EEEEEEWWWWWW !! I hope you can't catch it over the phone. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

"A sharp knife, a clean hanky, and a semi-automatic pistol - Things a guy can use. . . . . . -- Ted Nugent ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

Q: What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the Super Bowl? A: The Philadelphia Eagles. Q: What do the Philadelphia Eagles and Billy Graham have in common? A: The both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ". Q: How do you keep a Philadelphia Eagle out of your yard? A: Put up goal posts. Q: Where do you go in Philadelphia in case of a tornado? A: To Veterans Stadium - they never get a touchdown there! Q: What do you call a Philadelphia Eagle with a Super Bowl ring? A: A thief. Q: Why doesn't Camden have a professional football team? A: Because then Philadelphia would want one. Q: Why was Andy Reid upset when the Philadelphia Eagles play book was stolen? A: Because he hadn't finished coloring it. Q: What's the difference between the Philadelphia Eagles and a dollar bill? A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar. Q: How do the Philadelphia Eagles count to 10? A: 0-1, 0-2, 0-3, 0-4, 0-5, 0-6, 0-7, 0-8, 0-9, 0-10 Q: What do the Philadelphia Eagles and possums have in common? A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road ! Q: How many Philadelphia Eagles does it take to win a Super Bowl? A: Nobody knows and we may never find out. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

Start up a casual innocent conversation about a benign topic like, say nipples, or oral sex. . . . . ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

"my brain eats a little piece of itself" ----------------------------------------- I now have a new favorite phrase. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

A terrorist has made a conscious decision to be what he is, and accept the consequences - a fetus hasn't had that choice. Not my area of expertise, just an observation. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

I asked a similar questiona while ago re: mounting a Protrack in a Protec, and Quade offered an interesting and cost effective method - a baby sock. I think you have to remove the baby first. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

O.K., I finally got curious enough to do a web search on antabus (your sig. line). I looked at the first 120 hits, and exactly none of them were in English. WTF izzit, please ? ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

Chicken Soup for the Beer Drinking Soul . . Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver." --Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. --Frank Sinatra An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with fools. --Ernest Hemingway A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her --W.C. Fields When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. --HennyYoungman 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? --Stephen Wright When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven! -- Brian O'Rourke Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. --Benjamin Franklin Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza. --Dave Barry Beer: Helping ugly people have sex since 1862! --unknown Remember "I" before "E", except in Budweiser. --unknown To some its a six-pack, to me it's a Support Group --unknown The problem with some people is that when they aren't drunk, they're sober. -- William Butler Yeats Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time. -- Catherine Zandonella Reality is an illusion that occurs due to lack of alcohol. -- Anonymous What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch? -- Tee Mans Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, so get wasted all of the time and have the time of your life. -- Michelle Mastrolacasa I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a Frontal lobotomy. -- Tom Waits You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer. -- Frank Zappa Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me. -- Winston Churchill If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose. -- Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind. -- Humphrey Bogart Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world. -- Kaiser Wilhelm You know you're drunk when you fall off the floor. -- Anonymous You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. -- Dean Martin Beer - Because one doesn't solve the world's problems over white wine. -- unknown ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

One pic is my monster (120lb) Yellow Lab, 'Cuda - checking out a pup we were raising for the Seeing Eye The other is a cute 46 year old bird I wish I had. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

Wow, That guy's amazing - very nice work. . . . . ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

Hey JT, Can you break a $5,000.00 bill ? ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

"perris this weekend...t hough I doubt I'll be fingerpicking anything soon!" --------------------------------------------------- Perris should be capitalized, and "though" doesn't need that space in there (t here). Hee Hee. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: CHICAGO. One hand on wheel, middle finger out window: NEW YORK. One hand on wheel, middle finger out window, cutting across all lanes of traffic: NEW JERSEY. One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator: BOSTON. One hand on wheel, one hand on nonfat double decaf cappuccino, cradling cell phone, brick on accelerator, gun in lap: LOS ANGELES. Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in terror: OHIO, but driving in CALIFORNIA. Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator,head turned to talk to someone in back seat: ITALY. One hand on 12oz. double shot latte, one knee on wheel, cradling cell phone, foot on brake, mind on radio game, banging head on steering wheel while stuck in traffic: SEATTLE. One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle, alternating between both feet being on the accelerator and both feet on brake, throwing McDonald's bag out the window: TEXAS. Two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely visible above windshield, driving 35 on the Interstate in the left lane with the left blinker on: FLORIDA. One hand on the wheel, the other on his sister: ARKANSAS. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

"Still want gun control?" ----------------------------------------------------- More than anything. I work on it all the time. Faster target acquisition, rapid fire accuracy, etc... ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

Yeah, but where's the new shit ?? ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

Tabasco sauce or not, I still say the damn things taste like Guinea Pigs. One guy's opinion. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

WHAT ??! ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

MMMMMMMM. . . . . . Bloody, Red, Meat. I didn't claw my way to the top of the food chain to eat celery. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

Next time - go online, order a replacement for the part you threw away, and tell the truth. Never lie to your S.O., that just sux. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

I tried to save it out of Word (copy & paste), but it wont let me paste it. Maybe someone less digitally impaired than myself can do it. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

This one means NOTHING without the image. Image is everything. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

A friend sent this to me, I thought it might brighten someones day - or make someone hungry. Had to zip it, it was 70k. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court." MMMMMMMMMMMMM.zip