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One is at the lowest point in one's life when one's dinner consists of stale bread crusts, dipped in the juice dripping from a taxidermist's dumpster in August. Stale bread, gross. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

AWWWWWWW, Man !! I thought you lived next to Vincent Furnier - aka Alice Cooper. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

Sorry, Sweetie I called you to order that CD, and some closing pins. I might as well tell you I called from a big, fat BAR after work, Hee Hee (that 3 hour time difference works in our favor once in a while) No offence - still send my shit, please ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

I believe in working for a living, driving a large American truck, shooting any firearm I want, whenever I want, eating ridiculous amounts of meat, drinking beer, and causing extreme distress to anyone who tries to take away my toys. I guess I'm a REDNECK, so be it. . . . . . . . . ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

I usually look at who posted the thread before opening it. Some member seem to form patterns. (hint) ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

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I'm a rookie, so my opinion may not mean much - but they look cool, and sort of clue other divers in to your interest. I couldn't find one I wanted from any of the common vendors, so I ordered some pins from the illustrious Skybytch today, and shall make my own necklace, tietack, and whatever the f**k else I want. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

That sucks. . . I hope they hang that creep up by the short hairs for that one, but I'll bet he gets nothing. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

Subject: NEVER SAY TO A COP 1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas) 2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in. 3.Aren't you the guy from the Village People? 4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job! 5. Are You Andy or Barney? 6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer. 7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you? 8. I pay your salary! 9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too! 10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does. 11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are. 12. When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?" ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

That was part of our AFF training. Makes good sense to my rookie ass. I touch 'em all when I put on the gear, and again when I board. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

"Fried snot? Really clean preparation to boot. Just hock one in the oil and scoop out when golden brown. Then dip in Riddlers fried ketchup and eat." ------------------------------------------------------- Hey, I have a headcold right now - This sounds like an idea. Not a good one, but an idea. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

I'd like to get one on a chain, or just get a pin and put it on a chain. Why does everyone sell them with wire or cord, instead of chain ? ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

I play CDs very well. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

I got a redneck palm pilot for Christmas. See attached ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

My lovely Wife scored me a Protrack for Christmas, now I just have to read the (novel-like) manual to program the thing. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

Cripes!!, It's gettin' so a whore can't even make a living. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

$15.00 to 11,000ft.. . . . . . $200.00 / $15.00 = 13 jumps with $5.00 left for beer. Glad I could help. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

Hey, JT If the ladies say you're too much, You could try giving the regulars coupons for 10% off their next visit. What with the economy in the shape it's in and all. . . . . . . . . . .. It could work. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

"SCREAMING FROM FEAR AS He tried to Wake up his wife as she drove off the bridge! " ------------------------------------------------------ SWEET, Me too. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

C C C C C C COLD Jumpin' ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

Manta 288 - MMMMMMMFFUUGGGGGTTHHHPPTTT !! Sabre 230 - mmph - WOOOOOO HOOOOOO !! ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

UUUMMMMMMMMMMMM....... Was there supposed to be an attachment ?? ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

Picture must have been taken in cold weather. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

That is the longest post I've ever seen. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

"I get so annoyed when people pronounce nuclear.....nu-cu-ler.. ______________________________________________ Kristen" --------------------------------------------------- That is the absolute worst. We have a local radio news guy that does that CONSTANTLY !! His job is to read the news, and the bastard can't speak the King's English. The problem is - if someone were to drag him out of his office, and beat him into a coma - THEY would be the bad guy. Go figure. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."