CanuckInUSA

This should be good news for America. With one of your NAFTA partners now dead, you can concentrate on the other one to the north of you. No worries, we will probably commit suicide before then. I mean how much of our cold weather, bullshit politics and the fact that our last NHL team to win the cup was almost 2 decades ago can we take before we all "Harry Caray" ourselves. Try not to worry about the things you have no control over

My list is: GWB Obama Carter Nixon Johnson Try not to worry about the things you have no control over

It's bad enough that the "Cut n' Paste" nazi roams these forums, but to pull out the "spelling and grammar" nazi tactics is laughable. We are all human, we all make mistakes. I never see you complaining about Lucky's posts yet he is one of the worst offenders of "spelling and grammar" here. So someone starts a thread you do not like and your instant reaction is to attack their spelling and grammar? Give me a break. He/she who lives the perfect life and who has never made a mistake, cast the first stone. Try not to worry about the things you have no control over

To my knowledge there are no prison DZs. But you are missing my point. See here you will only be incarcerated for a few days (say Monday through Thursday) and then you will be released for the weekend to go jump or better yet go commit your next crime. I tell you it is the career choice of the future up here. Unless of course you happen to land a choice "for life" job in the public civil service complete with it's generous tax payer paid pensions. Try not to worry about the things you have no control over

Economies are cyclical. Anyone old enough to have experienced a few recessions would know this. I was a young adult right out of school when we went through the recession of the early 80s. Unemployment was even higher than this recession. But there is a difference. Manufacturing and many other industries still operated in North America back in the 1980s. So the recovery was strong when it did happen. I don't know what the future holds for us, my crystal ball was made in China and lately it has been oozing some toxic sludge from it. Unless society finds some way to put people back to work, we are all in for some big changes. I will be losing my job in a few months from now (LOL I was supposed to lose it last May, but I keep getting life line extensions). But right now finding a replacement does not look very good. Seems all the jobs in my field have left the country. So I may need to think about a new career soon. I am not sure a life of crime in the USA is such a good idea (since the USA actually punishes it's criminals), but I tell you, a life of crime up here in "Hug a Thug" Canuckistan is starting to look better and better every day. Your lack of income opportunities are only limited by your imagination and your lack of motivation to prey on the weak and defenseless unarmed lemmings. You don't have to pay income tax on your income and you can collect government welfare checks to subsidize your beer and drug habits. Best of all, if you do get caught you don't really need to worry about spending too much time in the Club Med slammer as you await your trial and sentence. You get to live rent free for a few months, and then the Liberal judge gives you a hug, some lolly pops, a teddy bear and sentences you to go home under house arrest. Yup criminals of the world, come to Canada!!! Here you will be welcomed with open arms and you never need to worry about any damn stinking recessions. Why I spent all these years obeying the law is beyond me. Talk about being dumb and losing out on a life time opportunity to make some serious tax free income. Try not to worry about the things you have no control over

My favorite candidate lately has been "None of the Above". This choice wasn't on your list, so I chose the one closest to it which was "I'm not even registered to vote". Also since I was never allowed to vote when I was in the US, I guess it all worked out anyway. Try not to worry about the things you have no control over

Didn't you know you were supposed to type the URL yourself. Because you have cut and pasted the URL, this whole story is no longer credible. Long live the "Cut n' paste" Nazis!!! Try not to worry about the things you have no control over

Hopefully you (and everyone else) do realize that there is a difference between homosexuality and transexual people. For a story referencing a "tranny" person, you did make a lot of references to gays. Try not to worry about the things you have no control over

Don't worry, the government can just call their friends up at the Federal Reserve and invent more money out of thin air devaluing the current money supply even more than it has already been devalued. The $40 million per job will soon be $100 million. Spend spend spend ... that is all politicians know what to do these days, besides lying to their loyal lemmings. "Yes we can" ... yes we can my ass. More like "Yes we can bankrupt the nation faster than GWB was planning on doing it". The Hollywood President should have stayed in Hollywood. Try not to worry about the things you have no control over

Maybe you should ask the makers of the video why they think "Obama can't Gymkhana"? I didn't put it in the video, They did. Try not to worry about the things you have no control over

Can you Gymkhana? I think I could give it a sporting try. But I doubt I would impress that many people, unlike the fellow in the attached video. Click here to watch a fellow by the name of Ken Block Gymkhana. WARNING: Tree huggers, and Green Peace types should probably not risk offending themselves by watching this video. Not only does Ken Block consume some gasoline just for fun, but he also burns through a set of rear tires in about 6 minutes. Oh an according the the video (at the 2:31 mark), Obama can't Gymkhana. But to Barrack's defense, we have not seen him try. Try not to worry about the things you have no control over

Abby is a really nice guy, but he is a tad crazy. Try not to worry about the things you have no control over

If you were the person breaking into my home and if I had the unfortunate fortune of looking at you, I know I would turn to stone. So yeah, therefore I would be royally FUBARed. Try not to worry about the things you have no control over

ROFLMAO ... only in the eyes of a partisan Liberal can I say "they all suck ass, including the Republicans" and yet still be labeled as "one of them". You know if there was a Libertarian candidate that I liked and that I could vote for, maybe just maybe I would be "one of them". But seeing as I don't have a candidate I can support, my favorite candidate still remains "None of the above ... they all suck". back on topic ... If someone breaks into a Conservative's house, chances are they will be shot. If someone breaks into a Liberal's house, they will be showered with hugs, cupcakes, candy canes and teddy bears. Also, since this is an illegal immigration oriented thread, there is two reasons why Donkeys and Elephants ignore the illegals. One reason is for some bizarre reason they both think they can win votes by catering to the special interest illegal aliens. But more importantly they both want to exploit the illegal alien for cheap labor. Try not to worry about the things you have no control over

Really because you are one of the biggest partisan hacks on this entire DorkZone website. Sure you are not alone, you have plenty of partisan company on both sides of the aisles here, but you have to remember all your "Republitard" and "rePUBIClowns" rhetoric is stored in the history of all the posts you have ever made on this site. You can deny it all you want, but there is no shortage of hatred that is contained in that brain of yours towards the other side of the political spectrum. Once again one of many differences between us, is that I acknowledge that they all suck ass whereas you are in love with your savior the Donkey faced "NO WE CAN'T" messiah who has been delivered to us to save all of us from those evil hated Republican Elephants. Enjoy your partisan bullshit ... you are no different than the people you mock. Try not to worry about the things you have no control over

As an individual you can choose to take on debt or live within your means. Try doing that with governments. When was the last time a government lived within their means? Sure once in every blue moon someone might run a surplus for a year or two, but it never lasts. Federal, Provincial/State and municipal governments are always looking for new ways to spend the tax payer's money and the Central Bankers are always there to invent money out of thin air for these drunken governments. I am picking on the Donkeys and the Elephants here, but the same thing exists in other countries. Shit up here in Canuckistan we have the "they spend like a drunk Liberal" CONServatives, we have the "we need to spend money, no wait you are spending too much money, no wait we need to spend more money, and while I am here at the troughs I will fill my pockets with tax payers money since I am entitled to my entitlements" LIEberals and then of course there is the "we should always spend spend spend oh and all businesses must be driven from the country" NDP. They all suck. Some (specifically the LIEberals) just suck more than others. Try not to worry about the things you have no control over

Carry on thinking Obama is your savior. You are blind to the realities that he is nothing more than a puppet. His "YES WE CAN" was nothing more than pure bullshit. There is little difference between Obama and GWB. Shit we already know they are distant cousins. But maybe you love Obama so much because you too have admitted you are part of the Obama/GWB clan. It must make your family reunions interesting as you kiss Obama's ass all the while spew garbage towards his cousin, your cousin GWB. The difference between us is that I know both Obama and GWB suck ass. Try not to worry about the things you have no control over

That's because the Donkeys and the Elephants both want everyone to believe illegals, muslims and death boards are the problem through their respective media. Anything to distract from the inflationary debt spiral the Federal Reserve (and other Central Banks around the planet) has us all in. How much is too much debt? Here have some more money, we will just devalue what you already have by giving you more. It does not matter if it is individual consumer debt or government debt. Sooner or later the bubble will pop. We came damn close last year, except politicians caved in and took on more debt and we the common folk (mainly our descendants) will suffer because of it. I wish I had an easy answer (short of a revolution which would most likely be a bloody one) that would dislodge the hold the Central Bankers have on the world. But people definitely need to seek information from more than one media source these days. The media on the Left and the Right are both out distorting the truth of the real reality in which we live. Try not to worry about the things you have no control over

You will forever be known as the "DorkZone.com COPY n' PASTE Nazi". Try not to worry about the things you have no control over

The Federal Reserve are the ones who are destroying the USA with their ability to create money out of thin air and turn around and loan it out at interest. We the common people are nothing but slaves to the elitist Central Banking cartel. There would not be a problem with illegals if there wasn't the need for cheap slave labor. Plus it does not matter if a Donkey or an Elephant lives in the White House, they are the same. The President of the USA is nothing more than a puppet to their Central Banking masters. The only difference between a Donkey and an Elephant, is if someone breaks into a conservative's house they will probably be shot. If someone breaks into a Liberals house, they will be greeted with hugs, pillow fights and teddy bears. Have you hugged a thug yet today? Try not to worry about the things you have no control over

Dude you are so far out in left field, you make Lenin look like a capitalist. Newsflash, I am not interested in your government controlled society. Now if you don't mind I have better things to do with my time than to read the drivel you post day in and day out. Try not to worry about the things you have no control over

I stopped reading anything Lucky posted a long time ago. There are not enough hours in the day to bother trying to read any of it. Scrolling through his posts and ignoring everything he writes is the way to go. Try not to worry about the things you have no control over

I agree with Kennedy in saying that Terry Jones is an asshole, an asshat and a fuckwit. But since when did you ever think you could win the hearts and minds of Muslims? Their values are polar opposites of the values Liberals like yourself hold. Try not to worry about the things you have no control over

Screw the conspiracy theories of 911, Lady Di and the moon walks. You want to talk conspiracy one only needs to look to today's Formula One auto race from Monza Italy where Sebastian Vettel reported engine problems, only to have his teammate Mark Webber (who is ahead of him in the standings) pass and then on the next lap Vettel's engine problems went away. With the "oh so obvious" team orders coming from Ferrari early in the season at the German GP, this one today has all the F1 conspiracy theorist running rampant. Oh and I am only joking here. Do NOT take this post all that serious. Try not to worry about the things you have no control over

How do you feel about changing your lifestyle and adopting Sharia Law? How do you feel about allowing family honor killings to take place? Think it will never happen? Think again. It already has happened. There has been numerous cases up here in Canuckistan where family honor killings have taken place. Shit one of our judges here just granted a Muslim woman a suspended sentence even after she admitted in open court that she murdered her own teenage daughter. Plus not long ago we had a politician who was ready to allow the local Muslims to adopt Sharia Law for themselves all in the name of winning their vote for himself. It didn't happen because enough people stepped in to stop it. But once enough Muslims have immigrated and once they gain the political votes, they will have the power to force Sharia Law on you. You may not want to believe this, but there is a clash of cultures occurring and everything you hold dear to your heart is the exact opposite of what Muslims who want Sharia Law will demand from you once they have the political power. You may not see this yet in White/Hispanic Colorado, but if you travel up here to Canuckistan you will see the results of our open "no questions asked" immigration system. I will say this though, there is one thing Christians and Muslims have in common and that is that they both want everyone in the entire world to adopt their religious views. I am all for allowing people the freedom to practice their religion, but they need to keep it to themselves. Edited to add: sorry I did mention one thing above that was not 100% accurate. It was NOT a certain Canuckistan politician who was proposing to allow the local Muslim community to be allowed to adopt Sharia Law all in the name of winning their votes. It was in fact the former Ontario Provincial Attorney General who was proposing this. My bad ... Try not to worry about the things you have no control over