PLFKING
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Mine represents class, integrity, and tradition.......much like myself. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
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How about something timeless, thought-provoking, and witty ? Oooops.....too late. Maybe on your 40,000th..... Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
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Maybe she's an 'ass-hound'. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
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What to do in Albuquerque (or however else that town is spelled!)
PLFKING replied to Remster's topic in The Bonfire
If she isn't, I will. Drive up to the top of Sandia Mtn. Great views. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all." -
"You're being treated by a whole team of psychiatrists, aren't you ?"
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OH MY GOD, YOU"RE HYPERVENTILATING !!!! Quick......put this plastic bag over your head........now wrap this duct tape around your throat........now put your arms behind your back and slip your wrists into these handcuffs........ There. You'll be right as a trivet in no time. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
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Told you so. And the reason isn't because you're smart, or personable, or even adequate in your skills......it's because it's almost impossible to entice intelligent people into moving to Ohio. Now get to work, whiner. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
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"It puts the lotion on its skin, or it gets the hose again." Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
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Tough luck, bro....but you'll bounce back. You always do. I don't have any leads for you, but I can provide this, if it helps.
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So's your mother. You just make sure that if you ever produce offspring, it's from an inter-species coupling, okay ? Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
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Congrats ! Here's hoping he/she gets his/her looks from his/her mother's side. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
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.....and orders a drink. While he's relaxing, he notices the piano player has a pet monkey who carries the tip jar around to the patrons, waits until they put some cash in, then goes to the next customer. When the monkey finally arrives at his table, he drops the jar, jumps up on the table, urinates in the guy's beer, then runs back to the piano. Enraged, the man storms up to the piano player, and says "Do you know your monkey just pissed in my beer ?" The pianist says "No, but hum a few bars, and I'll fake it." Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
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That's great ! I'm sure your money would spend just as well as hers.
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I'd love to, Your Highness. Will there EVER be a competition in the U.S. ? I don't understand why there isn't more interest in it. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
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I used to like bowling. I might take it up again when I'm 85 or so. I've already got my perfect 300 game (actually 11 years ago today). Now I'm pursuing that perfect 300 mph skydive. It's proving a lot tougher to get, but the efforts are more fun. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
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Why did Ohio State put in artificial turf for the 2007 saeason? To stop their cheerleaders from grazing at half-time. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
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*** Q. How many UC Santa Barbara students does it take to add 30 + 1 correctly ? A. Unknown. I only know one, and he can't seem to. (....normally I wouldn't, but you had to go attack my Wolverines....). Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
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Some turtles can breathe through their butts. And turtlespeed frequently speaks through his.
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Is that an African elephant or a European elephant ? Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
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Figured as much. This will just make the coaches look stupid when we start racking up Big Ten wins and vying for the title again. Top 10 by the time OSU rolls around again. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
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Bloodied but still proud of my guys. They fought to the end. Credit App State for playing a whale of a game. I too took a lot of shit this weekend, but I'm not too worried about it.....I imagine we'll be in our perrenial Top 10 slot at the end of November, just like always. It's all about traditional excellence. We 'could' schedule true cupcakes, but what would be the point ? Kicking the ass of a hapless team doesn't improve your team....we'll play anybody, anywhere. Go Blue ! Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
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The boy just gets famouser and famouser. What a nice group of well-mannered, articulate folk....are we sure they're all licensed skydivers ?
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Same here......after five minutes of that, I was feeling nauseous. I had to flip to TLC (?) and watch a couple of operations to settle my stomach back down. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
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Not my life, but I really do believe you've irreparably damaged my equilibrium. But it was mostly worth it. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
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It's even more fun if you pretend it's Slappie, and just try to inflict as many flesh wounds as possible. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."