PLFKING

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  1. No way. Tom's much better.......and has 3 Super Bowl rings to prove it. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
  2. I'm glad someone is. Send me money and I'll continue to entertain you. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
  3. Yeah, but you only do that because the empty air inside would expand and burst at altitude. Old, stale air at that. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
  4. That would be great ! And falling out of a plane would be much less dangerous than falling down the stairs.
  5. Nice collection. Just think how much bigger it would be if he actually had some talent. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
  6. I never really liked Ellen's work too much.......but now that I've been unemployed for 6 weeks, I've had numerous chances to catch her show. She's actually pretty damn funny. I've never watched Oprah, but I'm sure Ellen gets more laughs.
  7. When I yell "DOOR !", my dogs know we're going outside for our walk.
  8. PLFKING

    My ass hurts

    This hole (sp?) discussion reminds me of the constipated mathmetician......he worked his problem out with a pencil. Hope you feel better soon.....although, in my opinion, you'll always be full of crap. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
  9. One more belated 'Good Luck !' I hope we're not gaining a Buffalo, and losing a Wolverine. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
  10. Tell her your doctor recommends it as a new experimental treatment for your head injury.
  11. I'd like to get in on that. The ISSA hasn't had a US competition since I started speeding about 12 months ago.....I can't afford to travel to Europe for that.
  12. PLFKING

    Apollo 13

    Thanks for posting the link......I really enjoyed it. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
  13. That's logical, given ND already plays 65% of its games against the Big Ten, but it ain't gonna happen. They've already been invited at least 3 times that I know of, but after seeing what happened to Penn State, they want no part of it. Maybe a few more seasons like this one, and NBC will drop their contract, then they'll HAVE to join, from an economic standpoint. Personally, I wouldn't want a Big Ten champship game, because the traditional Michigan-Ohio State game would probably be dropped, since those two would likely be put in seperate divisions. A fluke loss to an Illinois or a Wisconsin might negate a UM-OSU head-to-head matchup. I'd rather kick Indiana, Minnesota, and Northwestern out of the conference.
  14. Just remember -- cucumbers are sensuous, people are sensual. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
  15. Yep.....just proves those sportscasters aren't any smarter than any of us.......only prettier.
  16. I wouldn't put much stock in that.......91% of the nation also thought Florida would beat Michigan. It was very easy finding bets.
  17. I'll be pulling for them.....GO BIG TEN !! Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
  18. I was thinking the same thing......no way he'll ever be able to fall with Daddy. Kris, better start bulking him up now. Congratulations to you both. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
  19. Only if you're incredibly unlucky. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
  20. Way too many of the wrong ones. I'm pretty sure I'm scarred for life. And I'm positive my liver is. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
  21. Nah, you're not even close. Wildblue could beat you with one dingleberry tied behind his back. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
  22. And I heard there wasn't even a nominee list for the "Biggest Asshole" award this year. Given his entire body of work, he certainly deserves it. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
  23. I think you can remove the 'somewhat'. I just thought of a new playoff system. Play 6 conference games to start with, then all 117 or whatever Div I schools get seeded and have a playoff. Everybody's happy. As teams get knocked out, they get to play in the Roady's Carquest Humanitarian Motor City Tangerine Bowl or such. It makes as much sense as this BCS crap. I think it's been proven that anybody can beat anybody on a given day. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
  24. Just got in.....still awake and not sober enough to sleep yet.
  25. Either 'Little Red Rooster' off the Flashpoint album, or 'Monkey Man' from Let It Bleed. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."