PLFKING
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She said it wasn't really a message......more like a short memo. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
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I have always hated turtles. They're slow, stupid, ugly, clumsy, and contribute nothing to society. Nothing personal. Wow.....I feel better already. Thanks. Don ps....and I don't really care for that Muenkel guy much either. And I think Wildblue has asshat tendencies. And I'm glad Jessica doesn't post here anymore. And I'd like to beat the crap out of my ex-boss. And I'm starting to appreciate my dogs in an un-healthy way. And....wait a minute.....is this costing me anything ? "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
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Those guys are lightweights. Now, if you had Jessica on your case.......THAT would be cause for worry.
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Plenty of golf courses. You're ex-Canadian, you should be able to handle it. Unless moving to the desert Southwest has made you soft. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
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Didn't have to put up with dozens of kids making fun of him over the Internet.....they had to walk miles to insult him to his face. That's why he invented the club.
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That John......he ALWAYS gets to take the hotties out the door.
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WTH, we might as well start the Happy Birthday Sunshine thread now!
PLFKING replied to Muenkel's topic in The Bonfire
I've found it almost impossible to perform road head on a woman driver. You'd have to be Gene Simmons to do an adequate job. Got any pointers ? Oh, yeah.....happy birthday C. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all." -
The Fluffmeister's back.....and this time he brought an attitude with him. I guess your gf doesn't let you speak to her that way. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
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Just fucking wit' ya. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
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Not sure how I feel about an ATC named 'Psycho'. I hope they don't post from work !
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You should go ahead and post them. You know if Clint ever meets Nick, that's going to be the first thing he asks about.
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I'd probably keep it, just to see how it's different. I mean, I've never rode in a bike, but I've ridden on them for decades. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
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I hate you too. I don't mind (much) the fact that you've temporarily blinded me several times over the years with your attachments, but when you go after my man Ben, that's when I break out the gun-cleaning kit. Which do you prefer......Mossberg or Colt ? Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
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Must be a 'Don' thing......I've been told I have a nice ass too. Just not by guys.
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Do you even know what 'perceptive' means ? Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
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Now, now.....be nice to the new guy. He's obviously very perceptive. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
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Ouch. Maybe he thinks the cancer story will buy him some sympathy with his creditors. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
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He just wasn't into you. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
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Paracommander 32. If you're gonna tell a whopper, you might as well set a new world record in the process.
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That's not a very flattering picture......you need to use some gel or conditioner on your hair. Congrats -- that's a nice payday. Why don't you drop down and slum with us for a Thursday night game?
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Nah.....that just comes from being good enough to play for Michigan.
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Oooops. My memory's not what it used to be. At least I remembered it was an automatic, and it started with a 'B'. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
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When I was a student, I hated wearing the jumpsuit, because it was so hot. After complaining several times, my instructor finally told me the reason I had to wear it....."So if you bounce, we won't have to walk around picking up pieces of you.....we just pick up the jumpsuit and throw it in the back of the truck." So my guess would be a massive explosion. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
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Don't they still make the Desert Eagle .50 cal ? Cop: "Hey, that's a nice gun....what is it ?" Serpico: "Beretta." Cop: "How many rounds does it hold ?" Serpico : "15." Cop: "15 ? Why would you need 15 rounds ?" Serpico: "How many guys you got in here ?" (not relevant to the Eagle, just remembered it....)
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When is a car not a car ? When it turns into a driveway. (...thank you....I'll be here all week.....try the veal.) Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."