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  1. PLFKING
    Back when the Earth was flat, Kittinger had nuthin' on him. Not sure how he climbed back on though. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
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    Eclipse!

    PLFKING replied to Mark24688m's topic in The Bonfire

    Same here.......clear skies forecast for tonight, and I just finished poking the pinhole in the shoebox. Bring it on ! Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
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    Too late for that. Better open that browser to witnessprotectionprogram.com Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
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    Agreed. And if the dog licked his fingers when he came in, that's a dead giveaway.
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    Although it would be more appropriate to use it on an deceased member of the family Equidae. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
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    King also wrote about the toaster in a tablecloth thing. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
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    A herring. EDIT: Oh, wait......that was to cut down the biggest tree in the forest. Never mind. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
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    I'm firing my urologist. He obviously doesn't have a clue. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
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    It snowed almost 3" here last night between 7 pm and 9 pm....nobody here predicted it either. Maybe the Japanese have perfected their stealth-storm capabilities.
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    Originally posted in 2001, but still a good lesson. Luckily, this has been the only instance where I felt in danger.
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    Did they give you a refund ? Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
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    That's harsh. I mean, everybody's got to eat, right ? Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
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    Ouch. Maybe you should start talking to her sister. Or her mom. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
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    The only bad thing about eating vegetables is having to dress them and put them back in the wheelchair afterwards. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
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    That was clever. You should have stopped after clever.
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    He enrolled at Ohio State some time ago.....which means by now he has probably lost the ability to form coherent thoughts, or write, or display common sense, or turn on a computer, or find his own ass with two hands, or..... It's too bad. He was a good guy. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
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    The Draft

    PLFKING replied to ExAFO's topic in The Bonfire

    "Sgt. R. T. Tin demonstrates an effective alternative to chasing trucks." "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
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    Consider yourself lucky for the verbal interplay......during sex, my gf only talks to God. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
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    Open Forums

    PLFKING replied to sangiro's topic in The Bonfire

    Well, in Willem's instance, it was a modest grass hut on the African veldt
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    Same here. My girlfriend's grand-daughter spit up on me a few weeks ago, and I've been terrified of holding her ever since. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
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    Me too, but I'm a Michigan fan first and foremost. Gotta pull for the ex-Wolverine.
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    Unlike Bill, you can probably solve this by simply removing the "Greatest Hits of Sonny and Cher" from your radio/CD player. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
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    When I start jonesing for a jump, I put on my leathers, hop on my bike, and go scrape my footpegs. Seems to be the only thing that helps.
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    Patriots 28-7 at halftime....final 42-17. Although it WOULD be cool to see Peyton handing over the Lombardi Trophy to his kid brother, I just can't see it happening. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
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    You don't need to use the weather as an excuse for moving out of Ohio......it's just good sense.