PLFKING

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  1. WTF ? I thought your title was "2nd Handsomest DZO Ever, Behind Billy Cockrell" ? Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
  2. So I gather......Darryl wouldn't talk to me, just kept making scratching noises on the receiver. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
  3. I call bullshit. It was Roger Moore........I mean, they show his face under canopy and everything. That scene was what motivated me to do my first jump. ps.....what finally happened after 7 1/2 years ? Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
  4. I called.....but when I asked to speak to Darryl, they switched my call to his other brother Darryl. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
  5. Thank you. Congrats. You look act smell much older. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
  6. Personally, I think banging Paris would be riskier to your health than landing a wingsuit. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
  7. Is that kept in the "Great Big Coloring Book of Wrath"? Should be a badge of disgrace. We're all supposed to be adults here. The mods are either friends of ours (so why make their duties harder), or people we haven't met (so what could people possibly get incensed about enough to warrant a banning ? Mere words or opinons ? If you dislike them that much, how could you even care what they say ?). On the other hand, Chris, you have a built-in excuse.
  8. Even bigways in other counties.
  9. Same here.....if I try to lay down and pet mine, they immediately jump up and start licking my face. Mine are still less than 2 years old though......I'm hoping they'll grow out of it as they get older and lazier.
  10. Sung to the tune of 'My Bonnie Lies Over the Ocean', correct ? If I had the wings of an eagle, And the ass of a great buffalo. I'd fly over OSU's campus, and shit on the Buckeyes below. O-Ah S-U, Sounds like some bullshit to me, to me. O-Ah S-U, Sounds like some bullshit to me. Damn.....works pretty well. Good thread. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
  11. I'm still trying to conquer my fear of heights. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
  12. That may be the best one yet. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
  13. Three blondes are walking through the woods, and come across some tracks. The first blonde says "Oh, look.....dog tracks!" The second blonde says "Those aren't dog tracks....I've hunted with my daddy all my life, and I know those are deer tracks." The third blonde says "You're both wrong. I was raised on a farm, and I know for a fact those are cow tracks." They were still standing there arguing about it when the train hit them. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
  14. Even cooler is visiting your mom and finding out she has every album Skynyrd ever released. After staring in shock for a minute or two, I said "The only thing that would surprise me more would be if you told me you used to be a guy."
  15. PLFKING

    AGGGHHH!

    ....and a nice pic in this month's Parachutist. Although I'm damned if I'd stand that close to you during a swoop......I might wake up in the next county.
  16. I only knew Lee from online here, and the Skydive Radio poker tournaments. I always looked forward to the back-and-forth with him and his British witticisms. GFD and Ganja left the game earlier.....now skinny is gone as well. Three bright lights that are now shining somewhere else. My condolences to all his friends and jumping buddies. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
  17. Bastard. One day I'm going to meet you, and temporarily blind you as payback. And I'll probably have a crowd with me. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
  18. Top 16, or Top 12 with a bye-week for the first 4 seeds. Only adds one more week, plus it lets in undefeateds from lesser conferences who may be ranked around 9-12, so NOBODY can bitch about being left out. With a playoff system, Boise State might have been champions last year. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
  19. Nothing, really.......just a term like "hooray" or "rah rah rah". Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
  20. I want to see pics of you ice-skating.
  21. Yeah.....but only if you like 'shoot-em-ups' with no plot or storyline.
  22. "The average dog is a better person than the average person." -- Andy Rooney "Conquer your fears, or they will surely conquer you." -- Can't Remember Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
  23. "....in local weather.......it looks like Ohio -- commonly known as the 'Asshole of the U.S.' -- is in for a major anal-reaming." Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
  24. Agreed. I would have thought Spectre230 hands-down, but these posts are pretty funny shit. I can't believe I missed them the first time through. Although Spectre WAS good. My favorite was the time when he was sitting around with the Russian premier drinking cognac and smoking Cubans, then hopping in a MiG and putting it through its paces. AND the time he jumped the Space Shuttle. AND the time he was trying to choose which plane to accept from the US government as a retirement gift. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."