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  1. PLFKING
    I've had both. Cubes are actually more fun to me, since you can interact with your neighbors. Of course, you have to get decent neighbors to start with, so you can mold them as you wish. Congrats on finally breaking the magical $25K/year barrier ! Isn't that ? Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
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    Quickly. To hell with an airliner......I'm still trying to figure out a way to jump the next space shuttle launch. With the right number of bungee-cords, and an asbestos cape, I think it's doable. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
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    A blind gentleman walks into a pub, sits at the bar, orders a beer, and engages in conversation with the bartender. After a few minutes, he says "Hey.....want to hear a blonde joke ?" The bartender says "Listen, pal.....I'm 6'2", 240, and I'm blonde. Our bouncer is sitting on your right side.....he's 6'5", about 280, and he's blonde. And the biker sitting on your left is about 6'3", 250, and he's blonde too. Now.....are you SURE you want to tell that blonde joke ?" The blind man thinks for a second, and says "Nah.....not if I'm gonna have to explain it 3 times." "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
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    I once had an erotic dream about Jessica. When I woke up, I briefly considered finding my propane torch and incinerating my left testicle. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
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    Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
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    I almost posted once that I appreciated your brilliant insight on a certain subject, but was afraid of the ridicule I'd get from others here that personally know you. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
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    New, or used ? Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
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    In this case, the first. Although I'm accused of the second almost daily.
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    I understand your confusion, given there are no professional hockey teams in Texas. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
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    Red Wings finally douse the Flames in double overtime. I'll only get 3 hours of sleep tonight, and I'll feel like crap all day at work, but I'll be smilin'.
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    You're probably not handling it correctly. If you wrap those long slim fingers around the shaft of the hammer just right, and use the right combination of soft yet firm pressure, the hammer will increase in size to meet the task at hand. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
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    I told you to find a fifth-grade intellect, and you call Slappie. Nice. I hope your vagina stops bleeding soon. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
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    Even a third-grader could come up with a better retort than that. Aren't you at least as smart as a fifth-grader ? And it's "Richard" to you. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
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    You are what you eat. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
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    what else is new

    PLFKING replied to Squeak's topic in The Bonfire

    And long overdue. I wonder if Clay's hand is "old" again ? Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
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    "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
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    You have an inner beauty. If I was a crazed hottie, I'd hump your leg. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
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    You haven't really lived until you've had to land in a 182 with four guys weighing 225+ each and a nervous low-time pilot.
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    Your dad and Woolly were the first two people I thought of when I heard this. I'm very thankful all the VT jumpers are okay. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
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    Blood Sweat and Tears, Procol Harum, Doors, Herb Alpert. Was Jeff Beck pre-70s ? The only thing bad about being old enough to remember hearing the Doors on the weekly Top 40 countdown is that you forget everything else.
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    Never in a million years thought I would ever see all those words in the same paragraph. It looks even more horrific than I would have imagined. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
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    "Do I hear dogs barking ?" "I do." "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
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    Have fun. HINT -- she has an affinity for Razz, yellow fleece, unattended golf carts and Giant Cheese Nips.
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    Now.....THAT is cynical. Are you opening for Paul this week ?
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    Is this the FIRST time you've gotten a bill 100 days late ? Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."