PLFKING

Man up, dude......I've had worse than that from sliding into second.

"Luther sent me.......he said you could teach me a few things. I already know how to drink." Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."

Never had offspring. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."

Because the community got so large ? I thought you had revoked that because of Wingnut's visit.

I know a swooper who also drives a Boxster. His penis length must be in the negative digits.

Back in the day, in this scenario the man on third would stroll in and that would be the game.....it was called sportsmanship. In today's game, the home-run hitter will almost always circle the bases, because of performance clauses in their contracts. On another note......does anyone here think that Bonds deserves to own the home-run record when he gets there ? I think his name should be followed by a bigger * than Maris ever had. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."

"My Great Big Coloring Book of Wrath My Senior Year". Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."

If Nick would get off his a** and finish his book, we wouldn't have to hunt all over hell and half of Georgia to find these stories. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."

An even higher order, if it exists. I can't believe I've actually met and jumped with someone who's never listened to Floyd. You should have told me some stories about growing up in that wolf-pack in northern Siberia....I like wolves.

I've never experienced this phenomenon. Maybe your girth is too small in diameter to effect a tight seal. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."

To everyone in the world but you and Slappie. 43,200 Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."

Surely we've got more stories that this, don't we ? My dad died in Vietnam when I was 10........my mom recently sent me two shopping bags full of cards and letters she received at that time, and I've spent many hours reading them all. Of course I loved my dad, and was proud of him, but reading all those letters from people who knew him, and cared about him, showed me the real person he was....not just the all-knowing father figure he was to me. I'll probably never meet Deuce's two little girls, but I would certainly like them to know their father better someday -- through us. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."

jfields and I were laying base for Betsy to perform her "Jungle Gym" tricks upon, with Deuce filming. In the boarding area, I made the huge mistake of confiding to JP that I was a little nervous jumping with someone of her ability, and should Justin and I try a stronger grip, or should we try to fall faster, or what ? He laughs and says "Just get stable....Bets will do all the work." So on the ride up, he leans over at least 3 or 4 times and says things like....."Betsy is world-class"....."You'd better not f*** this up"......"I can't believe she's actually jumping with you two".....you know, nice little confidence builders. By the time we climbed out, my palms were soaking wet, I almost lost my grip on the bar, and when Betsy gave the key, I IMMEDIATELY funneled the exit....there wasn't even a split-second of coherent flying, just straight into the shitter. I'm plummetting like a lead house full of fat people, Justin's hanging on for dear life, and Betsy's flying her ass off trying to get us flat and stable, which she eventually does, and the rest of the jump is great. After we land, Deuce walks over with this huge shit-eating grin on his face (you know the one I'm talking about), shakes his head, and says "Man, I just can't believe you did that to Betsy." And thereafter gave me shit for it every time we talked.

After thinking about Duece all day, and re-reading all the PMs and e-mails we exchanged, and watching the Dropzone.com Christmas Boogie DVDs, and recalling the several times we ended up dogging each other whilst plastered (and a few times when we weren't).......I just can't equate that guy with this action. I guess I was lucky in that I only ever saw the smiling, laughing, shit-talking upbeat side of him. My two favorite Duece-isms (on women)..... "Always express an expert opinion on everything. Chicks dig that shit !" and "They like cards and flowers - I like sandwiches. Whatever."

And then some. "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."

I did static-line, so I didn't have as great an understanding of hand signals as the AFF students did. On jump #18, my JM was giving me the "toe-taps" signal (to bring your feet closer together.....done with one hand, a motion like an alligator's jaws opening and closing). I had no idea what it meant, so he did it again....still no action on my part. He flew right up to me, put his hand between his face and mine, looked at it intently, and signalled a third time. I still had no clue, but thought I'd better do SOMETHING, so I did a backloop. When I came back around, I couldn't see him anywhere........that's when I felt him grab my ankles and forcefully shove them together. That night, a bunch of us hit the Pizza Hut for a few brews, and he wrote in my logbook "responded well to backloop signal (looks like toe-taps)"......

Something else for ground wasps......pour about 1/4 cup of gasoline in each hole (at dusk), and light them with a fireplace match. I've done this probably a dozen times, and it also keeps them from re-inhabiting the same hole in succeeding years. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."

Maybe his testicles had a Pavlovian response to leg straps. Mine do. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."

Same here. Bought 2 cars from 2 different >99% sellers. E-mailed and called both multiple times with questions beforehand.....both struck me as sincere, so I bid, and won. Drove one back from Northern Va. and the other from Penn. with no problems. Both were better than advertised. Read ALL the seller's feedbacks beforehand. Anyone with more than 50-100 sales with 99%+ feedback is obviously in it for the long-haul, and wants to keep their high-confidence ratings intact. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."

Why is one crease proportionately shorter than the others ? Are assholes left- or right-handed ? Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."

My condolences. I'm taking you off my shit list.......nothing I could ever do or say to you will be as painful as your future. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."

Depends on how much the sledgehammer weighs....8 pounds or more, I'd say one good lick would do it. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."

Looks like you've put on some weight. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."

I can't speak for ALL the assholes, but I certainly do. Did my first jump, then searched and found this site. Of course, back then you could read every single weekend post in about 5 minutes on Monday morning.

That was easily worth the price of admission.