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  1. A friend and I had talked about it for years. He was going to Oregon to visit some friends, one of whom was a skydiver. I thought I would be damned if I let him go without me so while he was out of state I drove my sorry ass to the DZ and did my AFF1. I do believe the minute he returned he called me to look at HIS video. I put MY video in may pocket (cargo shorts are the best) and when over. He had no idea I went at this point. He started the VCR and began to explain everything about it. I said to be quite and let me just see it first, then he could talk all he wants. When he got up to rewind the video I pulled MY tape out and told him to "pop this in". We both continued our AFF course and coaching jumps until a medical situation made it impossible for him to jump. This weekend I am going to ruin another good friends life by taking him to the DZ for his first jump. (tandem) ------- D.T. Holder SIMstudy
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    I'm a coach!

    Congratulations!! Mary, well done. So will be coaching that Kiss Pass thing too? I hear one can never practice this one enough. ------- D.T. Holder SIMstudy
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    damnit

    My wife wakes up like this all the... umm never mind. ------- D.T. Holder SIMstudy
  4. You know how when you were a kid and your sister wanted your cookie and you licked it so she wouldn't want it anymore? Well I'm gonna to lick the newbie
  5. Is it just me or is one of those words just spelled wrong. ------- D.T. Holder SIMstudy
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    damnit

    "5. If they use a chalk blackboard, dust some erasers on his chair. He'll walk around with a white butt all day. " One of my instructors does this to himself. He writes on the board then absent mindedly leans on the board. At the end of the lecture he is coated in dust. Too funny. ------- D.T. Holder SIMstudy
  7. LOL Oh man that is the funniest thing I have heard in a LOOOONNNNGGG time. ------- D.T. Holder SIMstudy
  8. I doubt anyone could be taking all this flirting serious. We would all be sleeping together (not that thats a bad thing so long as Skymama's there) by now. Besides, if it were serious I would have been married to Dove and Skymama and Sunshine and.... ------- D.T. Holder SIMstudy
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    knives

    I like the fact that it still has the corkscrew! ------- D.T. Holder SIMstudy
  10. Do we really need the pictures of AggieDave "hanging" ------- D.T. Holder SIMstudy
  11. Oh man, too funny... ------- D.T. Holder SIMstudy
  12. You have made it past the hardest part man. Hang in there. Kill as many people as it takes... Congrats, we are sending all the support we can.
  13. Congratulations! Welcome to the homeOWERS club. ------- D.T. Holder SIMstudy
  14. That would be the same powers as Bob and Tom's "shirtless girl" would it? ------- D.T. Holder SIMstudy
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    Bush tandem

    To think this could have prevented the war. ------- D.T. Holder SIMstudy
  16. Oh you bad bad girl. ------- D.T. Holder SIMstudy
  17. While this could be posted in the Safety and Training area I wanted to express a different aspect. I have now turned down two occasions to jump and pulled myself due to wind. The first was at Eloy where I decided to simply not jump at all. The second was at my home DZ. I had 2 jumps on the day and was suited up and waiting of the plane to land for the third. The wind picked up and I pulled myself off the load. The part I wanted to say was that both times I could hear one of my instructors in my head telling me about wind speed, long and short base and blah blah blah. Then I could hear him saying "If your not comfortable about the wind then you are most likely over your experience level and should not jump." It sucks that MY voice of safety has to be Matt... Why couldn't it be Cindy Crawford or Naomi Campbell???? ------- D.T. Holder SIMstudy
  18. "Some people have spent the rest of their lives trying to figure out if they can fix this type of malfunction." My instructor holding a large photo of a Lineover Mal on my first day. (AFF 1) I will never forget that phrase. ------- D.T. Holder SIMstudy
  19. "You can run but you'll just die tired." Ms. Stevie Case (AKA Killcreek) after beating John Romero in the CyberPlayer League tourney. Still my favorite quote to date. ------- D.T. Holder SIMstudy
  20. Where in the hell are you applying Ed? Tell them the building is too short to BASE off of so there should be no problem. ------- D.T. Holder SIMstudy
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    For all...

    Hell, if JT loves us so much then beer is on him right? At least the free floor space when we all rush to Las Vegas to visit our loved ones. ------- D.T. Holder SIMstudy
  22. http://www.skiosk-esd.com/sammy.jpg ------- D.T. Holder SIMstudy
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    Birthmarks !

    Left calf, umm, birthmark shaped. ------- D.T. Holder SIMstudy
  24. Ummm, toothbrush, antipersperant, BEER (how did no one see this one ?), CASH just in case you run out of beer. ------- D.T. Holder SIMstudy
  25. maybe they have been reading the forum? http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=448933;sb=post_latest_reply;so=ASC;forum_view=forum_view_collapsed;;page=unread#unread ------- D.T. Holder SIMstudy