DTOXX

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  1. Breaking up can be great really. Some of the best sex I have ever had was after the breakup. It was like "Hey, I'm still horny and you know what I like!" ------- D.T. Holder SIMstudy
  2. I remember being 15 and thought that was my natural state. ------- D.T. Holder SIMstudy
  3. OK, based on the surface area of the coins: penny Diameter: 19 millimeters nickel Diameter: 21.2 millimeters dime Diameter: 17.9 millimeters quarter Diameter: 24.3 millimeters Assuming all are US coins, all are new, and you have 45 pennies, 2 nickels, 2 dimes and a quarter. Pennies have a one sided surface area of 2686.068 millimeters squared. All others have a one sided surface area of 253.40803214667685255920550038197 millimeter squared. Using these numbers you have a 10.599774510877612738443822478994:1 chance of dropping a penny. ------- D.T. Holder SIMstudy
  4. Well yah, when your now checking out all the guys crotches. ------- D.T. Holder SIMstudy
  5. OK the probability is 9 to 1 since there are 9 times the pennies than all the other coins combined. ------- D.T. Holder SIMstudy
  6. Well there goes my impression of VanillaSkyGirl. The next time I see her I will be thinking shes checking out my package. ------- D.T. Holder SIMstudy
  7. Cool, Another - How many of each animal did Moses take on the Arc? ------- D.T. Holder SIMstudy
  8. damn damn damn.... ------- D.T. Holder SIMstudy
  9. you would have 45 pennies, one quarter, 2 dimes, and 2 nickles. 45+25+10+10+5+5=100 You chances are 45 in 50 or 90% ------- D.T. Holder SIMstudy
  10. GO CINDY. Nicely done. ------- D.T. Holder SIMstudy
  11. Beat him senseless with the gold bar and keep it for yourself. ------- D.T. Holder SIMstudy
  12. Cut the bar into two pieces on the first cut. One side is 3/7th wide and the other 4/7th. 2nd cut - stack the bars so that your 2nd pass cuts the short bar into 1/7th and 2/7th, the long bar is being cut into equal sizes of 2/7th. You now have 4 pieces. 1-1/7th and 3-2/7th. 3rd cut, stack the 3 2/7th pieces on top of each other and cut in half. Voile 7-1/7th pieces. ------- D.T. Holder SIMstudy
  13. My WIFE is very good at telling me what the balance is. My attic is used to rotate my seasonal sport gear. Like ridetofly, my wind surfer has not touched the water in a while. My ski gear is not used much (damn warm winters in So Cal) and camping gear is WAAAAYYYY in the back collecting dust. ------- D.T. Holder SIMstudy
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    Chocolate

    Damn, I keep coming back (spell that however you like) to look at that pic. THANK YOU Joe Blow, who ever you are. ------- D.T. Holder SIMstudy
  15. I am stuck in a training class for a piece of software I already know. The cool thing is thats in an Internet based app. ------- D.T. Holder SIMstudy
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    ***NSFW***

    Neil you pig. I agree How insensative can you be. Blue tarps are the best. I can not believe what I am reading. 12 gauge steel hooks with vinyl jacketing for extra grip. I think you need some help. Carrying the women that is. ------- D.T. Holder SIMstudy
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    Child safety seats

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    ***NSFW***

    Believe it or not some of us (men that is) can appreciate a photo of a women with her clothes on. When done correctly the clothes complement the women by either enhancing her features or minimizing features she would rather not show. Perhaps I am just a fan. ------- D.T. Holder SIMstudy
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    Chocolate

    Too Funny!!! ------- D.T. Holder SIMstudy
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    Chocolate

    Damn that would make a GREAT "Got Milk" commercial. ------- D.T. Holder SIMstudy
  21. How about the male chauvinists who would rather make the bitch cook in the dark. ------- D.T. Holder SIMstudy
  22. 3 people who argue that the name "light" bulb is wrong since it can not be proven that the bulb actually sucks in darkness. ------- D.T. Holder SIMstudy
  23. I agree, I was a bartender in Santa Ana California. The bar had patrons 3 deep all waving cash to get your attention. Fire marshals at the door, bouncers everywhere, the whole thing. ------- D.T. Holder SIMstudy
  24. OH crap... I have lost count of the primary schools. I do believe if is well over 10? I do know that I when to 4 different Jr. High schools (7th and 8th grade) and 6 different High schools. I was not allowed to use the first semester of my sophomore year because I was not at a school long enough. Only 1 college however. Can you say GO NAVY ------- D.T. Holder SIMstudy