DJL

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  1. Jesus Mike, relax. I'm ASKING. "I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher
  2. Oh, let's not start that shit again! "I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher
  3. CONSIDER a Nitro or Nitron. They have everything the beginner swooper needs (In broad terms) and you could probably fly them through a 747's jetwash without collapsing. "I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher
  4. So, if someone went in with nothing pulled, you don't think there would be any damage to the rig? "I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher
  5. No. But I'm willing to take that chance. The fun is worth the risk. "I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher
  6. Sorry to chime in a little late, but I believe this belongs in the Women's Forum. "I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher
  7. Brad Dourif does some good villains: Grima Wormtongue in LOTR's, Piter De Vries in Dune. His IMDB biography says, "Despite his attempts to avoid typecasting, his intensity destined him to play demented, deranged, or disturbed characters..." "I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher
  8. If the parachutist atmonauti diagram says that a tracking dive doesn't decend then I just can't argue with that. In real life I have to assume that my college physics, mechanical engineering, and aerospace engineering professors were wrong. Fuck you Newton, and curse your silly "rules"!!! "I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher
  9. I finally looked at this article and I have a question. If a tracking dive travels parallel with the horizon then do you actually go UP flying birdman? "I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher
  10. I dedicate my new signature line to you and JohnRich. "I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher
  11. I'll be at the Cross Keys Season opener. I don't plan to acknowledge you or anyone I talk to on here. "I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher
  12. Yeah, that's why I bring a tent. I'm trying to get some of the Skydive VA folks to make an appearance. I'll be there shooting vid for my CRW team, hopefully will be able to break out for some fun jumps. Who's doing the good-weather-dance? "I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher
  13. Andrea, I think you and John Rich need to take this discussion to Speaker's Corner. "I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher
  14. I'm with John on this one, it's stupid. Kind of like smiling and saying hello to people. STEW-PID!! "I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher
  15. I think it's hot. I mean, look at Michaela Romanini. "I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher
  16. That's good news. I'll never be a CEO...so I can tell waiters to hurry the fuck up with my side of toast. "Dupea: I'd like a plain omelette, no potatoes, tomatoes instead, a cup of coffee, and wheat toast. Waitress: (She points to the menu) No substitutions. Dupea: What do you mean? You don't have any tomatoes? Waitress: Only what's on the menu. You can have a number two - a plain omelette. It comes with cottage fries and rolls. Dupea: Yeah, I know what it comes with. But it's not what I want. Waitress: Well, I'll come back when you make up your mind. Dupea: Wait a minute. I have made up my mind. I'd like a plain omelette, no potatoes on the plate, a cup of coffee, and a side order of wheat toast. Waitress: I'm sorry, we don't have any side orders of toast...an English muffin or a coffee roll. Dupea: What do you mean you don't make side orders of toast? You make sandwiches, don't you? Waitress: Would you like to talk to the manager? Dupea: ...You've got bread and a toaster of some kind? Waitress: I don't make the rules. Dupea: OK, I'll make it as easy for you as I can. I'd like an omelette, plain, and a chicken salad sandwich on wheat toast, no mayonnaise, no butter, no lettuce. And a cup of coffee. Waitress: A number two, chicken sal san, hold the butter, the lettuce and the mayonnaise. And a cup of coffee. Anything else? Dupea: Yeah. Now all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the toast, give me a check for the chicken salad sandwich, and you haven't broken any rules. Waitress (spitefully): You want me to hold the chicken, huh? Dupea: I want you to hold it between your knees. Waitress (turning and telling him to look at the sign that says, "No Substitutions") Do you see that sign, sir? Yes, you'll all have to leave. I'm not taking any more of your smartness and sarcasm. Dupea: You see this sign? (CRASH!)" "I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher
  17. Also, pay attention to the type of aircraft you're jumping from. If you're in a crammed Cessna 182 it's not good to have snag points all over your back. "I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher
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    Is it still Gay if you want a Bengal Cat? "I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher
  19. PAC 750 in Suffolk which is right next to Norfolk, Otter at West Point. Both have fun people but I've only ever been to WP. Lots of fun and they really make you feel at home. "I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher
  20. In a seminar I attended on designing medical operating rooms: "If we installed high powered lamps, like those used to heat food, couldn't we induce airflow away from the patient?" "I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher
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    Holy shite. Coffee on my monitor, thanks. "I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher
  22. Gotta make the words dance big daddy!!! My hands shivered aching, wiping silver lines obscuring her eyes of this non-believer staring from under my sad orange locks. Stalling for time to scavenge a thought before my face ‘came purple choking on goodbye I slurped the offending tongue into place for this once to tell her I would die in two months. "I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher
  23. No more RHYMING and I MEAN IT!!! "I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher
  24. Bullshit. If you don't do something then it never stops. People's usual reaction to something being wrong is to assume someone else will take care of it. The truth is that it won't happen unless you make it happen. "I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher
  25. Click "SAVE AS" to hear these audio files: Do you mean? I swallowed your cum, that means something! Or maybe Tell me something David, I mean do you believe in god? Or Perhaps Don't you know that when you sleep with someone your body makes a promise whether you do or not? "I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher