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The city is only responsible for them up to the functional level. What your HOA is asking for is above and beyond that. Since they're responsible for common areas, then they need take care of that themselves. "I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher

The only problem I have with a DZ doing this is that at one DZ I know of they're more about telling visiting jumpers what to do than really caring about safety. It just seemed like another power trip. "I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher

High-Five. Or HiV for short. "I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher

I can't really answer that but I think a good way to think about it is this. If you wonder about a person, what do you think that person would do if he/she could be entirely invisible and could get away with anything without detection? "I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher

I used to date this midget. I was nuts over her. . "I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher

Do a search on: "Today Show" "Stranger Danger" video. "I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher

I hope I'm not the only one who realizes that a plastic garbage back doesn't make for much airing out. Edit: A pillowcase is better, better yet, buy a hangar with a perfectly operating air conditioning system with humidity control. "I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher

I think you need to broaden your search a little. You're just being a teensy-bit picky. I do know of a few in the Anchorage, Maui, Washington-D.C. area that will be open. "I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher

I'd brind toilet paper. "I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher

I vaguely recall going to this last year and being really F'D up and asking a dude in a dress if he wanted to fuck. I think I made him uncomfortable. "I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher

If I had to use the money to pay for my debt then I could probably fly off of a building. Luckily I'm in debt for buying skydiving gear and my reserve would probably get line stretch before impact. "I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher

Actually, they pay Mick decently for that. "I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher

Farked. "I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher

Me (2) and my sister (4) standing in big rain jackets and seeing how much taller she was than me. "I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher

The only time I used a filter it gave me a reflection. Anyone else have this problem? "I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher

I curious as to how they were caught. I assume that the police are being a little secretive as to means and that's why we haven't seen anything. Power consumption? Did they have generators and saw there was a little more heat coming up the chimney than there should be or did they just wonder why it smelled like a Pepe-Le-Pieu whorehouse. . "I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher

I just think this belongs in the incidents forum. (Snickers and runs away). . "I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher

Yeah, she did as good of a job as a child could do, but it still looked like a whiny tantrum, she was not scared and in no way conveyed that her life depended on someone's help. She just did exactly what the pro's from the Today Show told her to do. That's all good in showing children what they should do and getting it set in their mind but I can't blame the people around them for not reacting. Here's a video of what it really looks like. Carla Brucia. I'm sure you all know the outcome since Carla's story is what prompted the Today Show to do this piece. "I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher

That was my first thought. People do have a sense for when something is amiss. The concept of "Stranger Danger" with a bad child actor faking abduction is a far cry from the reality of childen being kidnapped. The Video . "I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher

RABBIT STEW 1 three pound rabbit 6 small onions, chopped 1 bay leaf ½ cup chopped celery 2 tsp. salt 2 cups diced carrots 3 raw potatoes, cut up 3 tbs. flour 1 tbs. chopped parsley Clean rabbit and soak in salted water. Drain, disjoint it in pieces for serving and place in a large kettle with onions, bay leaf, celery and salt. Cover with cold water and cook slowly until tender, about two hours. Add chopped carrots and potatoes and continue cooking until these vegetables are done. Smooth flour with a little cold water and add slowly. When thickened, add chopped parsley and serve. Rabbit Coq Au Vin 8 rabbit thighs Salt Freshly ground black pepper 2 cups plus 2 tablespoons flour 1 egg 2 tablespoons milk 12 ounces bacon chopped 1 pint pearl onions, peeled ¼ cup chopped shallots 2 tbs. chopped garlic 1 tbs. chopped fresh thyme 2 bay leaves 3 cups fruity Wine 2 cups brown chicken stock 2 tbs. butter 1 tbs. finely chopped parsley Season the rabbit with salt and pepper. In a shallow pan, add 2 cups of the flour. Season with salt and pepper. In another shallow bowl, whisk the egg and milk together. Season with salt and pepper. Dredge the rabbit in the seasoned flour. Dip the rabbit in the egg wash, letting the excess drip off. Dredge the rabbit back in the seasoned flour, coating completely. In a large hot oven proof skillet with a lid, render the bacon until crispy about 6 to 8 minutes. Remove the crispy bacon from the pan and reserve. Lay the rabbit skin side down in the hot bacon fat and brown the rabbit for 3 to 4 minutes on each side. Remove the rabbit from the pan and set aside. Add the onions to the bacon fat and sauté for 2 minutes. Add the mushrooms, shallots, and garlic, sauté for 2 minutes. Season with salt and pepper. Add the thyme and bay leaves. Add the rabbit to the vegetable mixture. Add the wine and chicken stock. Bring the liquid up to a simmer and cover. Cook the rabbit until very tender about 30 to 35 minutes skimming off the fat. Remove the rabbit pieces from the pan and set aside. Blend the remaining flour and butter together into a smooth paste. Whisk the paste into hot liquid. Bring the liquid to a simmer and cook for 3 to 4 minutes. Add the rabbit back to the pan and continue to cook for 5 minutes. Stir in the parsley. Season with salt and pepper if needed. Serve the Coq Au Vin in individual bowls with crusty bread. Garnish with the reserved crispy bacon. Yield: 4 servings "I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher

Those who would like to write the script for up-coming skydive porno please post here if you're a male, PM me if you're a female and provide pictures of your boobies. Because there will be much competition for this, you must buy jump tickets and pay for travel expenses for me to go to your DZ and jump. We're looking for something like the following: Skyfuck - 2006: The New Girl By James T. Douglas Author of "The World FreeFuck Festival" Rough-Draft Scene 1 (Cumming Attraction): It's Chastitty's first day at the dropzone and she drives up with her full-mod Jeep Wrangler. Everything about her says that she can handle her business. But before she can get out her car, she should REALLY change her clothing... (Close up of the radio...Music begins to play, deep saxaphone, and a light bass.) "It's just so stuffy out," She thinks, "Maybe I should take off my clothes and play with my vagina." She plays with her vagina and throws in a little nipple tweaking for good measure. Scene 2 (Gear Check): Uh-oh, Chastitty is running a little behind now. She trundles into the hangar where everyone is throwing on their gear. "Exuse me, can I get on this load?" Nobody really pays attention to her and she looks about frantically. She runs over to manifest. "Sorry, we're booked solid for 10 loads," explains the manifestress. Chastity walks dejectedly towards her gear and says in exaperation "Who do I have to fuck to get on a load around here?" "Hi, I'm Mark Woods." Says a voice behind her. "I'm the dropzone owner." "Oh, hi." She squeaks. "Did I just hear that we're booked 10 loads? Yeah, they really shouldn't do that. Come with me, I'll check out your get and put a load on you." "What's that?" "I said 'I'll get you on the plane.'" They head to Mark's office which has a big couch, some flowers. There's the sound of an occassional airplane reving in the background. "Well, let's see what you have here. A Xaos-21 97 is your main...you have 60 jumps? Yeah, you'll be alright. Oh, what's this? Your reserve is out of date. Hmm. I'm not sure..." "So do you go through this with ALL the girls who come through?" She says with a wry smile, fiddling with her hair. "No just the special cases. I saw you starting there and just felt the need to be a good samaritan." (Close up of the radio...Music begins to play, deep saxaphone, and a light bass.) They hit the skins. Scene 3 (Dirt Diving): Airing tomorrow 12/11 Central. . "I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher

An no, I'm not trolling. While she does have some attractive qualities, I just don't see how everyone thinks she's SO attractive. For starters her eyeballs are fucked up. It's like looking at an optical illusion. Second, she's freaky-deaky, and I don't mean in a good way either. Anyone who had regular sex with Billy-Bob Thornton has a few screws loose. She's probably screwing Brad Pitt just to get the taste of cigerettes out of her mouth. And what's up with the fucking vile of blood thing they did. SICKOS! I don't want to hear anyone say she's refleshingly unique, she's about as unique as that one dead-head every highschool STILL has. Get over it. Jerry Garcia died. "I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher

YAHTZEE!! . "I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher

That usually happens to me when I'm stressing over some work that needs to be done. I absolutely hate it but it's great motivation to handle business so I can sleep better. I also have a pretty good routine for relaxing my mind; thinking about lying on the shoreline at my family lake house in Michigan. "I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher

If that's who I think it is then I wonder who does a better impersonation, Gwyneth Paltrow or Maya Rudolph. "I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher