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He should tell her that he wants a Camarro for his next birthday. "I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher

Winner of the Cracklins Pork Rind Bikini contest. "I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher

A programmable is $30-$40 and takes 15 minutes to install. "I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher

Ok, everyone please note the www.worth1000.com at the bottom. It's a photshop contest website. None are real. "I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher

I didn't do it. Just to be different. "I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher

That was supposed to appry to foreign women who don't speak Engrish gud... "I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher

Ask: "What are you think?" "I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher

Easy tiger, I'm not the one deciding what should or shouldn't be swallowed. The point of that example is that unlike a CRW canopy, a higher performance microlined canopy will start turn bad faster and the line will cut right down to the bone in a flash. The point of AFF is to teach you how to survive a skydive, you're basically on your own after that. You're being proactive about learning, the people you saw were not. I personally would like to see more in the coaching progression on canopy control. "I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher

On the tramp stamp! "I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher

Man, that fucking thing reads like some kind of regulation manual. Sheesh. "I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher

There's only so much a student can swallow. I doubt a student would be able to identify whether they were in a wrap or entanglement, remain calm, communicate and execute the correct procedures most likely at an altitude of 2,000 ft and decreasing rapidly. It's better to put emphasis on avoiding the problem in the first place: Exit order, deployment altitude, traffic pattern, radio, big orange helmet, big canopy with bright colors. Additionally, all CRW wrap/entanglement procedures are thought through with the assumption that neither jumper will have an RSL and that both jumpers have something close to a CRW specific canopy. While that doesn't negate the lessons learned, blindly applying the procedures to regular jumping isn't the best approach. For example, if there are microlines around my neck, hand, ankle, I would rather that the person cut the hell away rather that develop communication in our increasingly painful relationship. But to get back to your point, if you don't know something of procedures to begin with then you'll never know the differences from them. Doing CRW is a GREAT way to learn about canopy flight and safety. Think about it, you spend about 5 times the amount of time under canopy and you're actually flying, not just waiting in line for your turn to flare. "I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher

The truth of this is that he's getting more distance because his passenger is leaning forwards. "I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher

I know how to solve this problem. Your canopy, much like raccoons, needs to hibernate. Start by removing the canopy from the risers, and remove the bridle from the apex. Optain a large plastic bag; a trash bag will do. Loosely stuff the canopy into the bag. Next close the bag and put the bag in a large metal or plastic container; a trash can will suffice. Next put the large container in a sunny place, like the curb of your house, and leave it there for at least a week. If it's not there when you open the container then somebody stole it. If it's there then light it on fire. "I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher

Let me switch to Spanish so that only you and I will understand: Es un jumpo bandito. "I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher

I avoid it in normal conversation. I just say that I go camping or I'm headed out of town. The skydive conversation usually distracts from whatever we were talking about. "I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher

I've never run into a situation in which restrictions because of my license status weren't waived. Granted I know key people at any of the dropzones I go to and they know that I'm on almost every load at my home DZ. "I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher

Wildcats with Goldie Hawn "I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher

Trust me. There will be a team "willing to work with him." You don't let that kind of talent just sit around, regardless of how shady he it. "I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher

Try Ebay. "I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher

As long as it's includes Capt. Kirks Eulogy at Spocks space burial from Star Trek, The Wraith of Khan. "I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher

Too much shit for one object. Why not attach an MP3 player and PEZ dispenser while we're at it. If I'm walking around taking serious photographs I don't want a video camera attached. I'm walking around shooting video I don't want a camera attached. "I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher

Yes, this is normal behavior and not just for strippers. When I met my girlfriend's parents I did the same thing to my gf's mother to break the ice. Worked like gangbusters! "I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher

After reading those lyrics I wasn't sure if I any longer supported Freedom of Speech. "I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher

For the 6% of you female saying yes, I hereby introduce you to Khia: Clean Version Video KHIA LYRICS "My Neck, My Back (Dirty Version)" All you ladies pop your pussy like this Shake your body, don't stop, don't miss All you ladies pop your pussy like this Shake your body, don't stop, don't miss Just do it, do it, do it, do it, do it now Lick it good suck this pussy, just like you should Right now, Lick it good suck this pussy just like you should My Neck, my back Lick my pussy and my crack, My Neck, my back Lick my pussy and my crack My Neck, my back Lick my pussy and my crack My Neck, my back Lick my pussy and my crack My Neck, my back Lick my pussy and my crack First you gotta put your neck into it Don't stop, just do, do it Then you roll your tongue, from the crack back to the front then suck it off til I shake and cum nigga make sure I keep bustin nuts nigga all over your face and stuff slow head show me so much love the best head comes from a thug the dick good dick big and long slow fuckin til the crack of dawn on the edge makin faces n stuff Through the night, making so much love Dead sleep when the sun comes up So, lick it now, lick it good Lick this pussy just like you should Right now, lick it good Lick this pussy just like you should [Chorus] My Neck, my back Lick my pussy and my crack My Neck, my back Lick my pussy and my crack You might roll dubs, you might have G's But fuck that nigga, get on your knees A bitch like me moans and screams Thug misses know what I mean At the club so fresh, so clean Hoes hatin' niggas watchin' me So hot in the line, on green With a unit on my face, so mean I gotta pick which nigga I need to suck a thug nigga satisfy me Try me nigga I'll make you see them bitches aint got shit on me So, lick it now, lick it good Lick this pussy just like you should Right now, lick it good Lick this pussy just like you should My Neck, my back Lick my pussy and my crack My Neck, my back Lick my pussy and my crack So, lick it now, lick it good Suck this pussy just like you should Right now, lick it good Suck this pussy just like you should My Neck, my back (Roll your tongue) Lick my pussy and my crack (from the crack, up to the front and) My Neck, my back (Suckin' on my shit and cum, nigga) Lick my pussy and my crack (Make sure I keep bustin nuts, nigga) "I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher

Not me, I heard they put spyware on their computers. "I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher