DJL

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  1. Sorry Bill, that's a pretty narrowminded way to reply for someone with your brain bucket. That completely ignores the big picture of why and the circumstances in which someone joins the military and all you did was point-pick with the the most severe example you could find. "I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher
  2. Your chick sounds like a drama queen. Can that crap, it's not worth it in the long run - doesn't matter how hot she is. The saying goes like this - It doesn't matter how hot a girl is, somewhere there's a dude who is tired of her shit. "I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher
  3. That was a pretty rockin' video. I've been trying to organize some stack tracking at my dz. It makes for really cool angles. The only shortcoming was the camera shake effect. I thought it was a bit distracting. "I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher
  4. Basically, you're safe until you have enough skill to kill yourself. "I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher
  5. Not even close. See the bottom of this section on Snope for job opportunities in your area for "Used condom netter" at your local sewage plant. http://www.snopes.com/risque/penile/reef.asp "I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher
  6. By the way, if you're the least bit serious then you need to realize that it would only perpetuate the idea of this whole thing being "The Bush Crusade". "I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher
  7. I disagree. I think their presence in Iraq would be great for troop morale. She's a bit of a porker for my liking but I'm sure there are some who would find her to be quite charming. "I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher
  8. This is idiotic and short sighted. The Bush daughters would do about as much good in Iraq as Paris Hilton. "I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher
  9. This is cute. What you read was someoneone's statement about how long people usually stay in the sport, not how long before the average skydiver dies. Don't worry, there are many people (in relative terms) with over 10,000 skydives and they're still alive and doing 100-way RW jumps and 100-way CRW jumps. "I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher
  10. No, I didn't say "Do you want to dance" I said "you look fat in those pants!" "I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher
  11. Great call. Damn, Stephen Geoffreys was definitely eluding my mind. I need to go back and see Fright Night again also. I remember thinking the hottie "Sheree Wilson" was the hottest thing on the planet. I don't think I saw Fraternity Vacation until she had been on Dallas was a more prominent personality so I remember thinking she was a pretty big name for such a B-flick. "I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher
  12. Yeah, unfortunately I'm the resident movie trivia guy for most of the people I know so I'm all out of sources. Squeak...so do you know the movie. The guys in in were the real typicals, like Billy Zabka (Karate Kid, Just one of the Guys). Actually, I could probably cross reference Ski School or K2 and that's the cast. masterrig - more obscure. "I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher
  13. By the way, at the end of the movie the girl finds out about the bet and spends about 5 minutes in a dramatic lecture. The good guy studs then find the nerd in bed with some hottie and there's the moral of the story. "I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher
  14. No, although the girl does look a lot like Kelly McGillis. "I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher
  15. HA!!!! Wups, my bad. "I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher
  16. I put themes togethe for Netflicks (my previous were Cold War Era War Movies, Fantasy Flicks, Steve Guttenberg movies) and the one I'm putting together now is an 80's "Nerd Gets the Girl" list. I have Lukas, Meatballs III: Summer Job, Can't buy me Love... What I'm looking for now is this movie that was about these two guys who have a wager against the bad guys to bag the movie hottie (blonde and classy). Their sidekick is the nerd and they're trying to coach him along in their ways but know it's a lost cause. One of his lines is , "Well, then I guess a blowjob is out of the question." after he'd just been turned down in a bar. The girl goes on to coach him in the ways of women that his stud buddies wouldn't understand. The problem is that there's practically not plot beyond this, which makes it both the epitome of 80's nerd movies and also impossible to describe with any cross reference. There is also a scene in the movie where the badguy studs set up the good guys studs with these two hotties, and the hotties pretend like they have herpes to freak out the dudes. Assistance is appreciated. "I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher
  17. And don't forget that it has to be in that bored monotone voice - we've done this before, it should be obvious: "Door." "I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher
  18. I've found that "Hi, I'm Doug" is fairly prone to failure. "I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher
  19. DJL

    POWER HOUR

    How's your freshman year of college going? "I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher
  20. What's the website for a good host? "I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher
  21. Send them both to me in a cooler packed with rosemary. I'll make sure some eating happens. "I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher
  22. Can I have a lesson on synchronized swimming? "I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher
  23. DJL

    Raw Eggs

    As a source of healthcare and side effects of things you consume I have found personal trainers to be slightly better than drug dealers. They seem to spout fads more often than facts and most of what they know is from other people in the gym. "I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher
  24. WTF? lol... How much lipstick to you carry to write something that can be read from a mile or 2 away? 2 gallons? lmao Survivorman is much more realistic. Plus, the guy's a canadian. I think the typical woman outside the state of New Jersey has enough lipstick to write a sign only big enough to be read at arm's length. "I'm Fucked" would be a good message to thyself at this point. "I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher