Meathorse
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Roger Clyne and the Peacemakers. I can't tell if it's country or not. Hope it isn't, I don't like country
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OK, we need to keep a funny thread on the first page dammit! This is the call, y'all! Everyone put something up here dammit! http://www.theonion.com/onion3618/kid_rock_starves.html (edited to add "dammit" just one more time)
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I have a friend who says he'd only skydive near the ocean so there would be a safe place to land if his parachute doesn't open
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You mean those 4 missiles launched into Kuwait last night? Those weren't scuds. Thought to be scuds at first, but they weren't.
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I can fix that easy. Tomorrow I'm going to take I-70 to St. Louis. I'll keep my left arm out the driver's side window and exhale through my right arm .
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Well yeah, but they let him go. Hell... the poor kid was only 5.
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Oops. Horrible wording on my part. Lemme try again. I just thought it was interesting to see that someone underestimated the danger rather than overestimating, which is what every whuffo I've ever met does. Hope that clears it up a bit.
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For months my mother thought that the reserve was just a backup ripcord in case the first one broke. She was actually quite relieved when she found out I'd been jumping with 2 canopies. And here's one from half an hour ago. Co-worker said that skydiving sounded fun but he was worried about the risks... he then described the worst case scenario: Him: "So much could go wrong, you know? I just don't want to break and ankle." Me: "Some things are worse than death, didn't know walking with a limp was one of them." Sorta neat though, most people think the sport is more dangerous than it is.
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Are you asking people to protest protesters? Oh what a vicious cycle this could become
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I find that much funnier than it should be :)
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That almost makes it sounds like us Americans deserve being blown away. Those who hate us hate us because of their own WARPED perceptions of religeon and our actions.
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Arrested for possessing a weapon of ass destruction?
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If I get an email that says "Send this to as many people as possible" at the bottom, I print it out just to wipe my ass with it.
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"Other" I need to get bombed.
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So I read thru 40 posts and just this one thing catches my eye... Hehehe, never heard that one before. I like it. Almost shot coffee out my nose. I think it's the "dude" that makes it
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The Saddam and George Show - Humor From Across The Pond
Meathorse replied to JamesNahikian's topic in The Bonfire
Hehe, thanks for sharing, good stuff. And it probably would have been eerily close to the actual transcript -
Hmmm *gets the gears in his head churning* What this "war" boils down to (apparantly) is saving american lives, right? I wonder how many lives would be saved if this 30 billion were used in the ways listed above, and in similar ways left unmentioned. Ooo, and what's this operation costing at a whole anyway? 30 billion is probably chump change compared. Maybe we shoud just bring the war machine home, pocket all that cash, and cure cancer by next Thursday . Oh yeah, it's late afternoon on a Friday. Forgive me, work is melting my mind. There are parts of me dripping onto the keyboard and gumming up the keys.... that sounds nasty.
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I "sacrificed" a squirrel this morning with my front left tire. Weather still sucks. Anyone try the virgin thing?
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Ooooo, thanks DYEVOUT.... Just in time for lunch too!
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*overestimates his importance*
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My god man! People are going to die from this.... there's a good chance that the entire speech will consist of only those phrases. "Don't mess with Texas!" = Finish your drink, hit yourself over the head with the bottle, do a jig. That's good stuff
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http://www.cnn.com/2003/US/Midwest/01/28/saved.by.wires.ap/index.html And he was even working without a net!
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So there's 2 muffins sitting in the oven, see? One muffin turns to the other muffin and says "Holy fuck it's hot in here!" to which the other muffin responds "Holy fuck a talking muffin!"
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Their explanations on the origin of human life sound quite a bit like Arthur C. Clark's 2001 series. ------------- We should all invent our own religeons now... this sounds fun.
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Bill just converted me.