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Back of the trunk above my bumper... Line dancing, see what happens when cousins breed

Another good Michele read. Glad there will be more to come

Not true... Arnold left one of his arms in that factory at the end I heard that this is going to be THE most expensive film ever made. Even if it sucks it will at least still look neat

Ahhhh don't sweat it, Dave. 10 day forecasts are @#*%ing jokes. They hardly bat .500 on the 24 hour ones.

What's the ruling here? 132 cases?

My office is hot I've just taken my pants off Hard to keep a job

Wow, harboring a little hatred towards our home state are we? Maybe it's time to move somewhere a bit more interesting, like say.... Nebraska.

In a battle between the wax and my furniture... the furniture would win. I've lost pets as well, damn couch eats everything

How does that one work?

Saw a show on TLC that featured some crop circle makers, then they showed how to do it step by step... and it was a very detailed, very large circle. Described how they came up with the design, how they went about making it, and then ... did it. Showed a time lapse video at the end from a camera set up on a crane... took about 5 hour to do. Aliens have better things to do than play in grain fields.... like probing inbred rednecks.

Hehe, this is good stuff. Y'all are crazy. I once tied a few dozen sparklers together and lit 'em to see what it would do. It made a really cool hissing noise, a very unexpected bright flash, then fell over and caught fire to the yard. A buddy of mine picked it up by the cool end and dropped it into a bucket of water we had for just an occasion. The water hissed and instantly began to simmer, then the sparklers melted through the bottom of the bucket. I went right back to the fireworks tent and bought 5 gross of sparklers :). After much unwrapping and taping we had a nice little sparkler wad on our hands.... what's 144 X 5? Stood it upright in a plastic cup, lit it, and backed up not nearly as far as I should have. The heat was unbearable. The entire front of my body tingled for a few minutes and I think I got a bit sunburnt . A fireball shot 30 feet into the air and midnight looked like noon. It was the first time I'd ever seen a mushroom cloud. Never found so much as a trace of the plastic cup. Sort of funny that the only type of firework that's allowed within city limits seems to be the most dangerous

Oh yes! Of course. If there were no other option then what a world this would be. Was trying to be a smart ass, guess it didn't go over too well

Better than a world ruled by thieves

My girlfriends keep discovering that they are actually lesbians. That gets sort of annoying.

*looks around for his old college history books* hold on I'll tell you in a minute...

My first freefall absolutely fried my brain... good thing it was a tandem. Fell out of the door and went limp. We spent a few seconds flipping end over end before I remembered that whole arch thing. They made it sound pretty important on the ground, why not give it a try? So we spent most of our time stable... but I still don't remember many details about it... except for how badass it was

My mother deleted a few .dll files off her computer a while back after reading an email that said they were viruses. She's not supposed to know a damn thing about computers... but something tells me that the guy Philly's talking about here should know better

holy shit... that's the greatest thing I've ever seen! Why no... I don't get out much

Funniest thing on that page... "Death earned big laughs in Scotland:"

Give 'em indian names like "Pees On Shirt" and "Dances With Rectum"

Hurricane Party.... *has an Andrew flashback and starts twitching*, cool... just don't have it at a beach house . I guess if things get too hairy you could just put on a wingsuit and fly to Baton Rouge.

hehe, that's pretty good "Very effective cleaning agent."

Also hard to believe since I've seen a couple different versions of it in as many years

Ok... so in 2005 the Borg are forcing Hussein to work at a Pakistani Busch Gardens? I'm confused. And can we have a Busch Gardens on that moon colony at 2010 too? That would rock.

Ha! Yes, the dog smacking the car made me laugh 'till I cried the first time I saw it. Very sad when the best thing on TV are the commercials.