Meathorse
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Heyyy these are funny! So it's my first tandem jump and the Otter is turnin' around at the end of the runway. Across the field there's this small church with a small graveyard next to it. My instructor nudges me, points to it and says "That's where we put all the tandem students who don't arch." Too nervous to laugh at the time but it was funny as hell
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OK... I'd say my soul is worth a double cheeseburger, now how am I supposed to do this?... I Roy Spinner sell my soul to Jeff Johnson for the sum of $1.00, to do with as he sees fit. And I'll even throw in a nice sized chunk of beachfront property in Arizona for an extra 50 cents. I like how you think Jeff. Don't try to change or convert anyone else's beliefs because there will never be any way of knowing for sure short of the 2nd coming... and by then it's too late
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too funny!
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Wow... I hope you've never worked at a Subway or anything. Methinks that would violate some sort of health code.
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After learning of this guy's apparent cold cut obsession and being instructed on how to create a poll... I now give you lunch What's for lunch? Peanut Butter & Jelly Steak & Cheese Sub Pepperoni, salami... spicy sub A ham sandwich. Grilled cheese with the crusts cut off. Good ol' fashioned Hi-C and turkey. A pink taco.
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lmao! Oh I wouldn't want to steal any of your post-whoring thunder. I don't think lunch meat would make for very interesting discussion anyway.
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Wow, who started this thread? :) I can certainly see where there would be panic and fear involved, Muenkel, and how horrible it would be. But painwise I just heard it wasn't so bad. Christ... I'm looking at the other options up there and it looks like a goddamned picnic. Glad I've not run into such a psycho in my lifetime. Why can't y'all start a less morbid poll like "What sort of sub sandwich sounds good for lunch?" or something. :)
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I hear that drowning is actually quite painless.... how anyone can know this for sure though is beyond me :) And Sinkster.... .... that's just messed up man. Nice that you survived and that nothing... uh... "fell off"
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Jesus tits! If he's screaming and it takes 5 people to hold him down ain't that a minor hint that there's a lil bit of pain? If "it isn't supposed to hurt" but it is hurting then I'd say that's a purdy good sign that something ain't right. And I always thought doctors were some of the smartest people in the world. I've got this image stuck in my head now.... That part in Total Recall where the doctors are trying to keep Arnold bolted in the chair. Ah've gaht to ghet to Mahrs!
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Well hi then. Just wanna make Tom feel better and say that he's much more a skydiver than I am since I'm just making my first tandem tomorrow. Quite excited about it really (gonna be a long day at work). Thinking I might go for my 'A' if it turns out to be as much fun as I think it is, but that thread about selling your house for jump tickets is sort of a deterrent :). Anyway, just came here to pick up some vital info about skydiving (such as alternate uses for sheep and toilet paper), and I feel almost rude just lurking... so hello! "and to any "Newbies with Boobies" an extra big welcome" Ah, and if that includes my sulking man boobs too.... then, uh, thanks!