Meathorse

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  1. I second that. More quitters need to post... this is cracking me up
  2. Never tried BF1942... is it really so much better than RtCW?... because that game has made me its slave.
  3. Wow, nice Bill! Thanks for taking the time! There's one thing I'm having trouble grasping, though. When the larger canopy has a tailwind it's suggested to use the brakes (anywhere from 1/4 to full). Since the lack of airspeed is the problem in the first place how is this helping?
  4. Oh no no.... Pauly Shore is supposed to suck. That means all is right with the world. This is Terminator... Arnold is not capable of suck! Wait... did someone say "Junior"... "Jingle All the Way" perhaps? Oh that's it. I'm moving. Where are there no people? And on an unrelated note I'd just like to say that The Transporter made me want to gouge my eyes out with the plastic Taco Bell spork I was holding. ARG! OK I'm done
  5. And if it's not too much to ask for... a plot not written by a 4 year old would be nice too. This movie better not suck. I'll lose all faith in mankind.
  6. Ha! Those new rules are great. This insanity is bringing out your sense of humor. Or are they supposed to be funny?
  7. I gots 3 junk e-mails the other day. A penis enlargement, a breast enlargement, and some animal porn. Someone out there wants to turn me into a circus sideshow. Should I be flattered?
  8. I just blew Pepsi out my nose.
  9. Meathorse

    The D...

    Sounds like an SNL thingy I saw making fun of The Real World. Not enough "real" though
  10. Here we have likely the most... "anti-American" part of the world. And now, right in the middle of it, are millions of Iraqi civilians welcoming our troops with open arms. A lot of misconceptions and spoon-fed lies about us Americans are being disolved before their eyes. Some of the brainwashed are waking up. We came to sway the public opinion. That... and N. Korea and China would rip us a new asshole
  11. I'll never get over my RtCW addiction. How does it manage to never get old? *beach nerd*
  12. If there's one thing I've learned over the past couple weeks, it's that any report including the words "might" or "may" is complete bullshit.
  13. Ouch! How's that for a decapitation strike? He truly was beheaded.
  14. Not true. They found a can of Lysol in one of sadam's palaces. And we all know what that can do to the ozone. Mmmhmm.
  15. The profile never lies. How many cutaways out of that 2 mil?
  16. So then takeoffs are still possible? It's good to know that future terrorists will have to deal with the inconvenience of taking off from a taxiway.
  17. "Catch me if you can." "If found please call 1-800-LOSTBOM. Reward!" "I fall to pieces." "Guess my contents, win a prize." "I go bump in the night." "May I have this dance?"
  18. Ummm, ok... Jane and Jane? My TV's name is Rupert.
  19. Dick and Jane. Oh come on... why not?
  20. Don't underestimate the danger of such a tool. I lost 3 fingers in a freak sporking accident a few years back. To this day they won't let me back in that Taco Bell
  21. Favorite activity of summers past. Kickin' the sack is good fun stuff! ... errr ... I've seen people stall in the strangest places...
  22. Dunno about any sorta sick food... but I swear to god orange juice will cure anything. Drink it... lots of it. Cold? OJ. Sore throat? OJ. Flu? OJ. Cancer? OJ. It's a vitamin C thing