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What's the worst thing you can drop on a kitchen floor ?
Meathorse replied to TheBile's topic in The Bonfire
I put all my grease in an old pickle jar. The day that hits the floor I'm moving out. -
Ivan always goes to starboard at the bottom half of the hour.
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The muffin joke!! Two muffins are sitting in the oven. First one turns to the second and says, "HOLY SHIT! It is hot in here!!" Second one replies, "HOLY SHIT! A talking muffin!!!"
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... did this centipede happen to be swinging between your legs?
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I like the good ol' fashioned "Horn not working, watch for finger" Used to have "Line dancing: See what happens when cousins breed" but it fell off a couple weeks ago. *sniffle* That spotted owl one is great
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I went feet first on a slip n slide once. Whipped the back of my head into the ground and knocked my ass clean out. Bet I looked pretty damn funny sliding down the thing limp and unconcious
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Throw Mama From The Plane - Radio Broadcast
Meathorse replied to dj-seus's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
Great pics and a great day! Glad y'all had such a blast. You guys coming back for Father's Day? -
Guess you'll just have to skydive to work every morning.
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Is this is? Cop and a Half? http://www.suntimes.com/ebert/ebert_reviews/1993/04/850134.html Ebert seems to have liked it
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Pepsi Twist? *shudder* Mixing Velveeta and cake icing is one thing... but Pepsi and citrus type flavoring? You gotta draw a line somewhere.
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Oh man... dare we mention Stop or My Mom Will Shoot?
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One big slice off the Velveta cheese block and a two finger swipe out of a can of chocolate cake icing. Now that I think about it... that's not much unlike chocolate pudding and cheese popcorn
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How is using hands free any different from talking to someone who's in the passenger seat? No one complains about that :) I gots an earpiece, and I can't imagine that it's just as distracting as if I were holding the phone to my head like all you other fools
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Maybe I have my peoples mixed up. You seen Adaptation? Donald I think his name was...
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Agreed. Really don't think it happens too often that a good actor saves a bad movie. I wanted to see this cause I heard the name "Charlie Kaufman" (shame about his brother
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cutaway/ reserve pillow sayings
Meathorse replied to tattoojeff's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
Put your decision altitude on your cutaway handle -
Be careful if you decide to use "HijackThis". It doesn't separate the bad from the good... it just shows you everything that runs on startup. HijackThis kicks ass though, it's the only thing that could save my computer. If you decide to use it, go here http://computercops.biz/forum67.html. Friendly people will help you.
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Dumbest thing you did skydiving
Meathorse replied to cocheese's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
So you guys went like good little lemmings... What prompted the cameraman to dive out in the first place? -
Did you see him get his leg broken in '01? Nasty man! Best part... he held onto the pass and got the first down! McCaffrey is a genuine tough son of a bitch. Anyone who's paid any amount off attention to him knows that. I'm gonna miss the guy *sniffle*...
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Call me old fashioned
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Texas is 2 dimensional. Are we being hit with a paper thin meteor? Or is its diameter as wide as Texas? How do you measure Texas' width? Where do I start with the tape measure, dammit? This is important! We must find the size of this meteor and Texas is the only unit of measurement we have!!!
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Those ministry leaders don't have much faith in God's ability as an artist.
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Should I feel threatened or aroused?
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tandems in Missouri this weekend
Meathorse replied to Misslmperfect's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
Quantum Leap is open this weekend. http://www.skydivequantumleap.com/ -
That wasn't Andy Rooney... leave the poor guy out of it :) http://www.snopes.com/politics/satire/rooney.asp