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Yep. One of those simple ideas that is so complex in its execution. I am committed to this goal, and I'm "signing on". Zero in '06. Let's begin practicing this this weekend at WFFC. One weekend, one boogie, one dropzone at a time. Everybody gets out of 2006 alive!

Hey, you stood that landing up like a pro! Great job. Now it's time to arch hard and jump with me an leRoi!

Cool. I got the rigt sig line. The V'Novaks know beer. So donbt whine.

Ah, Bill and Amy. Having experienced the hospitality of your refrigerator before, I know about the amazingly eclectic beer experience in your house. And as you know, I am grateful. From Asahi to some micro Montana-wheat, it's all in there. Such generosity is rarely encountered and I count myself lucky. OK. That said? What total asses confronted Amy? Holy Cow that's stupid. Never condescend to a woman who appears to be a bitch but can surgically remove your spleen.Really nice ladies like that need to be treated with respect. People, I have a little knowledge of people. Billvon puts his time, treasure, and talent behind his causes. Above all he is not even remotely hypocrytical. The man. -And AI would have paid hard money to see some ass argue breer with Amy.

No, don't . Maybe you are both too young to remember Mutual Assured Detruction, but a video competition like that would get to that level. Don't. Ich. Are you kidding?!!! I was roasting marshmellows as the Earth was cooling! I am like the crocodile, a relic of ancient times that has survived for millions of years! Bring it on, BillyVance!!! Walt -Post deleted. Why am I even talking to this guy?

My ego is soaring to new heights!!! Walt p.s. Top that one, BillyVance, I dare ya'!!! No, don't . Maybe you are both too young to remember Mutual Assured Detruction, but a video competition like that would get to that level. Don't. Ich.

Jimmy, I see your posts and always read them, I think even though we have never met we have much in common. I simply can't stand being on the front of a tandem rig. I did it once for my rating and vowed never to do it again. And then the needs of a friend came along. There is somebody on every dropzone in the world who knows Erica "the packer". Well, now she's Erica the tandem master, and I was irritated that she hadn't done a "big-boy" tandem and volunteered. I REALLY believe that all tandem masters should be able to land safely a max GVWR (a car thing in California: Maximum Gross Vehicle Weight) rating. (About 500 pounds total) So I put on my ankle, knee, and shoulder pads and made the leap of faith, with a woman who is more than a hundred pounds lighter than me. She did great. And when she is wherever and her next passenger is a lummox like me, she'll have done it before, and hopefully have confidence because she has done it before. Like some of my previous instructors have given me. As to Lany! She did a be-eh-you-teh-full level one! Happy legs, but that's OK. Nice job Lany, Erica, Jimmy. I find that friendship has more to due with skydiving than anything else. Skydivers are just in a position to prove it more often than any other kind of group of friends, like bowlers or golfers. ( and I love both bowling and golfing! )

Oh my god. That is NSFH. Not safe for humans. Whoa. Argh. I have held seen a lot of severed human body parts. That video is grosser. (for Remi: Groserre') Yick. Yikes. Blech.

That includes ground shots from before and after, and if they have a lot of family around and are jumping with lots of friends, it provides lots of opportunities for pictures. A VERY long way from making sure to have just a few ground, a few in the plane, not too many in freefall so that you got the opening and the landing.

My man! You are on fire lately! Throw a cow at Remi! I like Pinot Noir a LOT! We won a visit to the Sonoma County Wine tasting event thing last year that was worth a couple grand cause my wife does radio contests. Anyhow, Pinot Noir is easy to drink and has a high alcohol content and will make you pass out in the sauna. See, in French "Pinot Noir" translates loosely as "Look, he fell down"

Happy Birthday, Roy!

Ooh. Sorry. Didn't even occur to me. The freefly one takes a couple moments to even realize she's naked and I know in the group one there are no exposed nads. Again, sorry. If a moderator would delete it or modify it to NSFW, I'd appreciate it. See, more proof of what an ass I am without even trying. I got speed racer making faces at me without even breaking a sweat! Skilz. Mad Ass Skilz! That's me.

As an ass, I cannot correctly answer the question. "Yes", "No", "Maybe" or and explanation will all just piss you off. That is my gift.

Attaboy!

Are you constantly surprised how you piss people off without effort? While asking questions do you tend to make people ball up their fists? Is that a skill or a curse? "Why do you do that that way?" "Are you telling me I'm incompetent?! Ass!" That kind of Ass skill.

Ask any sponsored athlete who's product they bought with their own money before being sponsored. I was a Wings/PD guy, and I will always be. People who switch for money or free stuff make me suspicious. I get my Wings rigs at cost. I would not jump anything else. Anybody is welcome to jump my rigs to see if they like them. The canopies are Spectre 150's and PDR 143's. I lend them out a lot, and everybody has liked them. Come to Byron if you are qualified to jump a Spectre 150 PDR143, and you are welcome to jump mine. You'll be hooked. Articulated, stainless, beautiful. Kevin has a Sabre II 135 in his, and Gareth has a Stilleto 135 in his. I shamelessly suport Wings cause I love both Ankie and Henri, and bought two rigs through Sunrise before getting enough good pictures to attract Ankie and Henri's attention. Great product. My 40th jump was on my own-money custom Wings. 1400 and ten jumps later I am still impressed. PM me for customer service stories if you need them. Nobody beate Ankie and Wings. Nobody.

I dropped my Katana 1100 after almost 10 years due to grabbing too much front brake and high-siding under an 18 passenger van. One of the main reasons for buying the new K1200RS is the new interlocking antiilock brake system. Whatever kind of panic stab you make at the rear or front brake is translated into Kenny Roberts kind of perfect front and back application which stops the bike like witchcraft. It is absolutely fabulous, and nobody does not like the anti lock. It gets way past stupid-ass before it kicks in, and then it's like pulling a quarter out of a kids ear.

I was cured of my fear of hearing "I love you" by Mouth. Several years ago. She told me that in all sincerity, and just rendered me speachless. She loved who I was at that time, I am sure she was not trying to seduce me, and I loved her too. But I couldn't tell her then and there, cause I wasn't ready. But I learned to love women who would not be my lovers. What a gift. Celebrated it tonight. Thanks, Lisa Smith, I love you. JP

performing oral sex is a talent, not an addiction. Actually, so is recieiving it. THis poll is about consciousness modification. I know that occasionally vodka is needed in war zones and I am a pusher. Due to time and testing, I've only done booze and some prescription stuff. Addicted? Right now I'm enjoying some Sapphire and diet Schwepps tonic water. Right in front of my kids. That would be harder to explain with a bong.

Help me out. "Ron" from Speakers Corner? Let me down easy.

So they do a non-stop? I flew from SF to Honolulu to Sydney and then the return trip. I've travellled a lot, for an American. I can vouch that your airplane and tunnel time with Pat McGowan is worth the money. Last weekend (the weekend before, actuallly) I had a Lodi team for two days with him, and then his team "Snatch Force" for a day cause their regular camera flier (who I have angered) couldn't cover them. Pat McGowan is great. His analogies to make things clear are amazing. "Be the bitch, Richard, let Deanna be your pimp" Pricelessl And he thinks camera fliers should remain un noticed. That's just funny.

Dude, naked jumping thins the herd quick. All those people landed OK, and all of them were buck nekkid. Buck nekkid is a big thing at Byron at the Boogie. Naked AJ crashed a couple years back, and that was tough, but most folks are real careful when it's their skin vs. the landing area.

Wow... How did you pull that off??? Which insurance company? I'm paying almost 3x that amount for liability on a '96 CBR600F3! Um, total coverage with Farmer's for my 2001 K1200RS is less than $300 ($296.90?). One of the perks of getting old and having a long riding record.

Real real real. I have seen lots and lots of naked skydivers cause I never release pics without permission. Most ladies look good.

I left out pot, hallucinogens, and frogs on the first poll. If I had to pick, I'd pick booze cause it's the easiest to conceal, and most forgiven. Heroin addicts seem to live the longest and have the most children, though. Meth is good at removing excess teeth.