Deuce
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Phree, I just want to say thanks for putting that out there. Too many people keep their innovations to themselves, and you may just save a camera flyer's life. Very cool.
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Good god. I figured I imagined the whole thing, but I get in this morning, and there it is. What an accomplishment! 3 pages in less than 24 hours. Good lizard.
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Sausage McMuffin with egg. And a quad vente 3 equal no-foam latte. JP
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How very, very nice, Michele. Thanks for sharing such a nice experience.
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Sebazz say "boobies!" And hijacks a thread quickly Oh, that fork feels good.
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Dude, you're right. But that's hard. And one of us is gonna have to do CPR on this idiot, or one of our skydiving mates cause this idiot took them out. I'm going to check with my DZO to see if he has guidelines about jumps to canopy ratio.
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Oh baby! Very accurate wet-towel-verbal-whipcrack. That left a mark!
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Ooh. Let me make things worse then. It's beautiful today. Crystal clear blue skies, very light winds, about 60 degrees (f). Was that a snowplough I heard. Of course not! My county doesn't even OWN one! BWAH!
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No. It's a skydiving lizard. Definitely. So it has to be grommet, or meeker, or slider or something like that. Rigger?
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You want a good whuppin? Laugh at her when she hits you the first time. She will have to pick up tools.
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*burp* Well, back from lunch. Actually just ate it in front of my Viewsonic VP230 23" flatpanel monitor. Had a nice Monterey Jack Chicken sandwich from Wendy's. Fed the lettuce to the lizard. How can I determine if this thing is a he or a she? That may be important if I decide to name it.
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What'd you think of that weasel or whatever it was at Eloy. Ferret. Cute and scary at the same time. So, you want my lizard?
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Oh no. I really disagree. A first time jumper thinks somebody with a brand-new A license is a skygod. Virtually everybody knows that jumping off the hypothetical bridge will kill you. A new skydiver listening to the wrong people doesn't know that downsizing can kill you. No Parachutist, no DZ.com, that new jumper believes everything the seller of the handkerchief tells him or her.
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Yo. Could you take care of my lizard?
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That's an idea. But gutting this thing? That sink in the janitor's closet just isn't up to it. Heck. It's just sitting there. I could get used to it.
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I put a spoonful of guacamole on the cord to the hotpad. It's an old hotpad that doesn't have any kind of fuse or anything. I tell you, those eyes looking in all directions like that is just weird.
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No, Bill. I have it on good authority that he is always looking AT us. He created humans as the ultimate reality television show.
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Holy cow. Yes, that is how you would find Chuckie in an airport. Deniro in a Skymonkey hat. "Are YOU, talking to ME?"
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My man. I haven't made myself clear. This thing is like 200 lbs. And now that it's been laying on my hotpad for a while it is moving really, really fast. And jittery. Like a meth freak who leans back from the mirror and says "no more". All jittery like that. And what diseased did you give my bats? Dude, that's just wrong.
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Good effort! I'm proud of you! But the reptile doesn't care. I think the boobie distraction will only work on mammals. And probably marsupials.
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(rainman voice) Lizard. Definitely lizard. I didn't know these things could purr...
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Ay caramba! Well, the jumper, as always, bears responsibility for his actions. But selling that cowboy into a 2:1 at 50 jumps is unethical as hell.
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They hiring? I'm doing pretty good with this lizard and the bats.
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Good god! The f*cking thing just tore a huge section of acoustic tile out of the ceiling, hit the floor, and the bats that live up there are making the weirdest noises. Chirping, squeaking, clicking. And the dogzilla-sized reptile is now curled up on my hotpad hissing at me. I'm going to lunch. Squeet.
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Well, that's the first really bad advice you ever gave me. Wow that thing can move fast! POW! Right off the file cabinet and onto the ceiling. Maybe it'll get asbestosis from those old-*ss tiles before they give way. I think that running and shouting really pissed it off. And the hotpad fell off my knee....