Deuce
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Ah, let the little zoomie vent a little, he's in the only service where the enlisted men let the officers do almost all the fighting I needed the full version of Premiere to get it onto my DVD burner. I just got it yesterday, and I'll figure out how to burn the movie (it's done, I just needed the compression software) to disc this weekend. I'll have it out next week, and pre can show it to all the little zoomie-cadets next weekend. Pre, my man, you got no tools in your toolbox to handle an angry Mouth. Even one of your backrubs won't stop her Thanks, Lisa. I'm OK this morning. I just had to get into Dickhead mode, and the sharks are gonna get skinned.
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Well cool-eee-oh! Both Matts! You are on, Jamalito, you make the absolutely bestest margaritas on the planet. Heck it's ten to eight, let's get started! P.S. My favoritist jump-bunnies are all in other states, but I get to talk to them here
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I gotta get me a whip-crack .wav file. Damn! OK, OK, I'm back in my place. punymonkey
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Last I heard he had begun a new job in corporate security, and was in training.
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Wah! I sent a deserving Skydiva $20 just to set a silly record! But I don't want a picture, I want a .WAV file!
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Hee-heee! Decompressing! That kind of day! I only get Eloy-drunk once a year, count your blessings you were there to see it, and thanks for taking your turn propping me up! In my job, I'm a serious heavy, and I'm just not cut out for it. But that's where fate landed me, and a couple times a year I get to go on vacation. Chow!
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OK, serious advice: Only kill your skinny friends.
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I thought it was Thursday! I need vibes, people! I'm at battle with the dark armies of Mordor! WORSE! Lawyers! AIEEEEEH! JP
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Did you get that thing done Friday? YIKES! Love you Sunny!
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LIAR! Studying us don't coun't! Neither do 12 ounce curls!
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Get a sub100 velocity. Hook it. That should do it. I was able to force a month off with a 150 Spectre! Think what a 90 Velocity could do for time off! Whoo-hoo! Merlot on sale at Costco! MOUNT ME! jp
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You bet, Sweet Pea! I've got a phenomenal line-dump on that video too! C'mere, you nubble headed Cracker! (noogie) Who's your buddie?! Sing it with me! "From the halls of Montezuma, to the shores of Tripoli!" Like you mean it! It's like zero dark thirty in Texas, bitch! Go to bed! You got studyin to do! JP
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B-Squared has the strongest hands of any person to grab me by the trapezius (sp?). And I love her. So come to Perris and beg her to rub your shoulders, and I'll video your highpoints, regardless.
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I've saved your life uncounted times through my other rig, tough guy, so we're agreed that my profile will state that I am above criticism, even from greenies, right? Pffft. Next time I can lend you a 150.
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I love that he cut that mange off his head. There's still that mange on his chin, though. But other than that, he'll change a closing loop and pack a malfunction for only $5. Such a deal!
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Ah, Sangiro, can't I have control over font size? Please? Cause this claim is BULLSHIT! And I have the video to prove it you inverted D-bag-how'd-you-get-a-Spectre-to-both-slam-and-spin BASTARD! "JP, pay attention to the opening, cause I did some special shit just for you..." Oh. Folks, I just got my full version of Premiere so I'll be putting the Eloy video together this weekend. You'll have it by next weekend for sure. And you'll have, apparently, AggieDave's only bad packjob on video. I love you AggieD, but the only difference between you and a bag of bullshit, is the bag. Who loves you? JP
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Absolutely. Camera suit flying isn't birdmansuit flying, but it's similar, and has similar risks. I have grabbed my freefly hacky many times through my wing, and had to do a more thorough, second, sweep for the handle. Plus the instability when you release the wing to deploy the pilot chute. I had a shamefully unstable tandem video due to flying with my wings most of the way in to go fast, and then over opening them to be in for the low shot. It worked out, though, and the client was happy with the result. (The tandem pair was going about 130) Wingsuit flying is hard. But the hard things are worth doing. Go for it! JP
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Damn! You rocket scientist types are SMART!
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Everybody will be here when you get back-lovin' you! Be careful with that pruno!
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Q, where do you come down on the idea that if you've got big wings, you can use them or not, but if you don't, you're hosed? And I think Lori went to a bigger wing after a while flying the smallest one, didn't she? And yes, your review on camera suits in the gear section was very helpful when I picked out my suit. I had Tony make my wing just about as big as yours. Like I said, Tony will do just about whatever you want, but you've got to know. I'm just finishing up my first year flying camera, about 200 jumps now, and it turns out my gear is going to be just about identical to yours, except I'm sticking with sidemount video, because I like to freefly, and up close you can get faces with the sidemount that would be tough to get with a topmount (I think)
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Dude, nobody would know that you are an accomplished relative flyer, wearing that suit. But he is, folks.
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Dude, it's all about the video! If I'm above you, there'd only be a moment of great stuff before my lens was occluded. Below you it'd look like you had a brown smoke flare going or something. Yikes. That's truly, astoundingly, gross. Nice hijack though, don't you think?
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I had the B wing, that attaches to the hip strap, and it wasn't enough to float me under light tandems. I sent it back and had the big-ass D wing put on. I love it. Tony Suits products are the best. And their customer service can't be beat. The only modification I had done was thicker flat nylon straps that I use around my hands to open the wings.
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Married. 16 years. She's done two tandems, one the week I got my A, and the second time on our last wedding anniversary. She's not interested in pulling her own handles.
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Note to self: Self, always go low on formations with JT.