Deuce
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Is there a (tm) on each one, or one with a "t" and one with an "m"
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Yeah, I dig, hipcat. Wear your camera helmet! Every time she bytch-slaps you you'll take a picture with that hella-cool D60 of yours. Dude! You'll SELL at ton of those pictures off your website!
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Nah. You gotta check with your book to see what the odds are. See, if Bytch is even money, then Q has to be 1 to 2 or something. I don't know. With those invisibility camomflage commando pants, Q's upper body will seem to be floating in midair. Advantage Quade?
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Once, on the way to Davis for a freefly camp. Whoa! I just remembered! After Eloy, me and my family are driving to Vegas after stopping in Sedona. They are stopping and searching all traffic before is crosses the Hoover dam. OK, so if you've ever seen my gearbox, it's this huge wheeled pelican case, a big black plastic composite footlocker. It's got nine latches on it and it holds my rigs and photo gear. OK so it's sitting in the bed of my truck, my kids are in the back seat watching Lilo and Stitch or something, I pull over for a very nice clean cut young rent-a-trooper. I've also got this big plastic Yakima case on the roof. He swaggers up to the door, the kids look up, startled. "Where you headed?" "Vegas" "What you got in the big case?" "Skydiving equipment" "" "Uh, you want to see?" "Uh, nuh-uh. OK, go ahead. Along.Th..." And off I went. I just love that answer! "What's that?" "Sport parachute rig" "Duh-errrrr"
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Bytch said she's gonna kick Quade's ass out behind the bike racks after school. Pass it on!
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That's very cool, Quade. I still want some pictures of you on your head though.
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Ah, heck. And I thought Buena Vista was gonna sponsor a Freefly team
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I think it's a demo from Square 1! Q needs some mad-style money freefly pants with flames and sh*t!
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Yeah, that would make a good picture for Mom, you from behind hugging Senor Cajones. "No, Mom, 'Surf's up Biotch, BACK THE F*CK UP' is a nice Rodriguez Brothers thing..." Hey! Look! You're G-squared!
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No cameras, no wings, no booties. Scary-brave!
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http://www.perriscam.com/Images4/dsg55840.JPG LTDiver! Please tell me you have pictures of Q in a mad head-down or sit!
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AggieDammit! Do your homework! Gradgeeat dammit The only thing on your truck that needs fixin, far's I know is replacing about 20 cases of Shiner Boch. Whooo-hooo! HOMEWORK!
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Oh, sorry. Thought this was something to do with a lizard.
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Dibs. Anybody else send you 7 rolls of developed film from Eloy? Unmarked brown envelope, please
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Well you gotta return em'! You ever get that Sony PC camera?
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I'll do it! I'm night jumping!! Any of you guys with me! You bet! At Davis, at their boogie, with the light trucks and generators and stuff! Otherwise!
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Sangiro-san, it sure looks like Lewmonst is giving a surprise prostate inspection to Dr. Cajones in that picture. Yowch!
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I like that idea too. If somebody knows what gear they want, or the specific type of main and size, they could go right to that. Like: Wings W18 Spectre 170 PDR176 Cypress All gear one year old and JUMPED BY SANGIRO! Call Bonnie at Gravity Gear! Something like that would be really cool.
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Yeah, Ferret, that's either Debar or Johnny Luv.
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Lumster, you talk her into it and I'll comp a video.
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Hookit, doesn't that look a lot like a BombSquad rig?
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Maybe that's the trick to earning your pets loyalty? If I fill my dog Banzai's bowl with scabs and dandruff and stuff will he come when I call him? Blech-Blech
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"Or go skydiving with my token right-wing, gun-toting, retired cop buddy JP" It WAS 209, it only seemed stable compared to the last time we did it at Davis. Very smooth baby! Hey! And keep that lady friend! I own half my wife's stuff and I can't get her to hang out at the DZ for a day! "JP, I'm going to get Gary a sandwich, would you like something?" KEEPER!
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Congrats JT! My 200th was with new friends at Perris, but still very memorable. 400 this upcoming weekend!
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Sing it with me: Deuce SUCKS! Look. My home video "Deuce's 3 Days at Eloy" with the formation load video went out Saturday. Probably won't ship until today, cause my fellow bureaucrats at the Post Office took Monday off to honor Presidents Washington and Lincoln. Cajones is a god. I couldn't get my Premiere timeline to burn to DVD, but I was able to edit my footage and print it back to my PC120, then to VHS via S-video cable. I've got a 2 deck G0-Video setup and it took me the better part of a day to print 15 copies. I'M gonna buy Cajones's video because I've learned firsthand how much time, money, and equipment goes into one of these productions. I mean, having a copy of Premiere is like having a fully equipped operating room. I may have all the tools, but I got no business doing brain surgery! All hail Dr. Cajones.