Deuce
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F*ck you Sebastien! Just because I am only half French you think you can fart in my general direction? Don't make me whip my ancestry out on you! John Patrick Kennedy-Kelly-DuGaul-Pelletier gonna whip some full francophone tandem-master fake-out the halfbreed Irishman vidiot at the exit count derrier! Drinking whisky and wine with my government cheese! Oh Vwar!
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Did you know in midievel times people would dress up their goiters in little outfits? Sunny should dress her goiter as a powerpuff girl. Or better yet! As MojoJojo!
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FWD: What he said
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(last friendly dig) Do you guys also have the white stobe on the roof cause you can't be trusted to run lights code 3, but have to cheat the lights into turning green?. And I'm retired, Skymedic, working days with weekends off until I don't have to work no more
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Pfft! Nothing more sexy than an Engine going lights and siren being passed by a 68 VW bug going up a hill.
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Yeah. I'm feeling guilty about all the bandwidth I've squandered. And I want as many people as possible to experience the raw terror of videoing 20 way with CanuckInUSA somewhere in the mix .
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http://dropzone.com/pub/donations.shtml I've had some folks contact me about the DZ.Eloy video I put together, so here's the deal: Now through the month of March, when you buy Sangiro a condom or jump ticket or case of beer, or post bail in the amount of $10 or greater, you will receive ABSOLUTELY FREE a copy of the DZ.Eloy02 video! 43 minutes of video that put the FUN in FUNNEL. If you choose to buy Sangiro a jump ticket or post bail in the amount of $18 or greater you will also receive a photo disc with 400 JPEGS O' fun. What do you get? No titles, choppy transitions, and a nifty porno music soundtrack. Infrared video of Mujie, KatieBear and a bunch of drunk monkeys skinny dipping (no you can't see sh*t), and AggieDave calling Deuce a "B*tch!" If you're interested, use the above link and remember to remark in the "notes" section that you want the DZ.Eloy02 video. The forked one will forward your address to me, and I'll have the video in the mail within 2 weeks. Chow!
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That dog's cute. I was expecting an bulldog with goiters or something. Must be hella tougher than it looks, if it hangs out with Mr. Kitty in the trailer all day, taking pet Vicodin and watching Springer
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THat's cruel. I'm dying to see the dog that eats smallpox scabs as a dietary staple.
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Buncha pancake-eating weightlifters.
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Not a problem at Most Holy Rosary. Lords Prayer, Pledge of Allegiance, National Anthem, ready-break!
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Well, I have proven my genetic strength. I have produced amazingly cute girls. OK, well I didn't produce them other than that hour and a half right there at the beginning
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THat hot fork dude shows up and the chicks are crawling out of the woodwork. A website! That's what I need! And a cool secret-agent accent! And the inability to be photographed, and, and, and...
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The lizard is sleeping soundly! 15 jumps in a weekend makes for a somnolent reptile. Hell, it might not even wake up this week at all! "Fillet of a fenny snake, In the cauldron boil and bake; Eye of newt and toe of frog, Wool of bat and tongue of dog, Adder's fork and blind-worm's sting, Lizard's leg and owlet's wing, For a charm of powerful trouble, Like a hell-broth boil and bubble.
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Oh! Sorry Seb, the regular folks don't know about your tail, do they?
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"Cry Havoc! And unleash the Lizards of (skydiving!)" Seb, if I pull your tail off, can you grow another one?
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"...A poor player that struts and frets his hour upon the stage And then is heard no more. It is a tale Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, Signifying nothing." -A portion of MacBeth's lament, upon hearing of the suicide of his Mrs. "Beware the postwhorage of March, as we venture unto war" -Deuce, upon the gastric distress self inflicted by a chicken quesadilla combo meal
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Bwahpfftt! Cough-hack! hrmpppfhk! Oh, LT! Good morning! Where's my screenwipes?.....
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Cheers and blue skies, Heather! Thank you so much for all your help with my rigs. -She drinks Jim Beam for anybody else who is really grateful for all her thorough, hard work. I'm hoping it will be a very long time before I need service or replacement on my Wings rigs, but when I do, I'm sure I'll really miss you. Chow! JP
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Hey Sunshine! My very own powerpuff girl looks like your avatar!
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Well, it's funny and sad at the same time. When I talk about DZ.com at the dropzone, I usually get people recoiling and saying "Why do you waste your time posting to those Recdot assh*les?!" I reply that it's not Recdot they reply, "Whatever" because the recdot crowd has made this burning impression on so many skydivers. I've never been on Recdot, like I've never done a tandem, so I don't get it. DZ.com is my lounge, I show up, I check out who's here, and occasionally an idiot drunk wanders in and I get to watch a greenie or the forked one bounce them out. I realize it's not fun for you and the greenies, Sangiro, but on occasion it is great sport to watch. (nudge, nudge) AggieDave! PSST! Watch this. Unfortunately AggieDave is in the bathroom when these poor goofuses get tossed.
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Kurt, the best thing for you to do is hire a video flyer, uh, LIKE ME! Do not take a camera with you on your first jump. If your instructors knowingly allow this, I will fart in their general direction. Hire a video flyer to do video and stills, and when you're open do the stuff you're supposed to do. Canopy control check, find the drop zone, and land in an open clear space. A first jumper fiddling with a camera is an unnacceptable risk.
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You look like a happy skydiving supergirl in your avatarism today Sunshine. You know, at this rate I'll attain the rank of Carpal Tunnel by Friday. It'll be moin! All moin!
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Moi? As in "Get your mitts off that, it's moin"?
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Two audibles is a must. A ringsight is a must too, but we have different camps about that. The sight lets me keep my group in my peripheral vision while I check my wrist alti, if I need to. I just about never have to over RW groups, cause I pull first at breakoff, or with Tandems, who pull up in the stratosphere. It just occurred to me that with a left sidemount it might help to put your alti on your right hand to sneak peaks out of frame. Practice, practice, practice. JP