Deuce
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I think it was invented to clear the camera flier off the step. I'm interested in this too, and I suspect it was because some passengers are just too freaked and would prevent the TM to get into a stable configuration before deployment.
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Video Date! I'll send Lisa video I've shot of you, and you can get tons of video of Lisa by buying Sangiro a beer! http://dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=399009;sb=post_latest_reply;so=ASC;forum_view=forum_view_collapsed;;page=unread#unread Careful Lisa, he's a baggy-suit guy!
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I'm thinking that's gotta be the catch, as it requires a turbine aircraft You COULD do it in a piston plane, but expect some whining.
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Dude! Skydiver chicks only care if they go down.
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Lummy's girl is not a mute. I heard her say gems like: "No. Today is your day, we'll stay as long as you want." and "I'm going to get Gary a sandwich, JP, you want anything?"
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Yeah, Seb, the second section towards the coach rating thing. With your buddy and mine, Mr. Krusi. Did hand signals last week, and this week I'm doing malfunctions. Oh, god, you've gotta come out and see these pictures that Vic took of me wearing a tandem rig with Connie hooked on in the harness. Holy cow! There are handles EVERYWHERE on that thing!
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Dude, you should go out Saturday to the DZ WITH your GF, just to piss off Roy! Ha! I gotta do the groundschool thing Saturday. Zero chance of getting two days at the DZ this week after getting 3 last week unless my wife wins a full spa treatment with science-camp childcare or something.
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Great Seb, now I'll have to find out forensically what kind of shoes by looking them up from the sole-prints I remove from YOUR ASS!
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Yes! We just don't see the word "Kanoodling" quite enough!
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Says the verrah tough Scotsman who is talking trash FROM ANOTHER HEMISPHERE! Dude, you've never been Bytch-slapped! You tell her! Her sole remaining salesperson is leaving today and she'll be wanting nothing more than a puching bag by the time Memorial Day rolls around. My bald spot is her target when she kicks my ass up over my head like a hat. Dear Sunny, What are the appropriate shoes to wear to a spring ass-kicking? Is it necessary to have ass-kicking shoes match your ass-kicking handbag?
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You're still all loopy from having that thread locked, aren't you?
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Pfft! "Does your back hurt honey? Why don't you lay down on the nice warm hood of the car...." Yes, the capped teeth look almost just like the ones my wife knocked out of my head. Speaking of which: Dear Sunny, SkyBytch makes fun of my enourmous bald spot. Should I; -Kill her -Use that Ronco bald-spot spraypaint -Sell my competition M1A and get plugs installed. ?
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Yes! Pickup lines for old married guys!
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I'm staring at his pivot-point! Shawn is freaking amazing. He can go head-down to sit without moving on any other axis. Thanks for the photos, chopchop! You gonna be out Saturday? I've got groundschool, but I'm out about noon. That's when the hardcore freeflyers start rolling out of bed, right?
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Bwah! Just because you have Zoo-phobia, doesn't mean I didn't capture your image! Folks that spring for the photo-disk will have many lovely photos of the rock-n-roll ballerina! Next time, Bets! I'm getting some terminal velocity ballet on tape!
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Danger NacMac! That naked baby scented stuff will not make the mother of your McNacMac all amourous. It may remind her she needs to boil bottles and her boobs hurt. And any mention of other women while she is recovering from the joyous birth process could result in your immediate, violent demise. Dear Sunshine, what line can I use on my Mrs. that will make her mount me in the garage after a long day at work before the garage door has even closed completely?
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I saw Rosie O'Donald at South Lake Tahoe a couple of years ago, before the TV show. Her standup was hilarious. She made a point that she didn't give autographs to adults. So we're at this mini-mall thing and she's in there with her Humorless Amazon Defensive Shield Entourage, and I walk up to her. She stiffens but shakes my hand and I tell her I loved her show, I wasn't gonna asks for her autograph. She asks what I do, I was a cop then, and we talk hilarious smack about OJ (who was on trial then) for about 5 minutes while the kids waited for Betty Rubble's autograph. I pretty much detest her politics, and how she treated Tom Selleck on her show, but I enjoyed my conversation with her.
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I doubt the same standards apply to the general public that apply to law enforcement, but in law enforcement there have been decisions regarding using extreme zoom, night-vision, and forward looking infrared. The argument has been successfully made that if the subject matter was not visible to an unassisted human eye, than the subject matter was not in a "public place". Not all that applicable to your post, but interesting (to me anyhow)
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Yes. All special orders will be forwarded to the appropriate Dropzone.com official. Special orders will be honored in the order recieved and in accordance with local laws and customs. Dang, woman! You're mighty frisky today! Egging on a locked-out thread, getting all particular about prophylactic location for penetration & stuff. Maybe you need to put on your Pepto-Bytchmol suit and go buy milk and eggs and stuff at Safeway while shouting at the gawkers "What the hell are YOU looking at!"
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Puh-leese. "Don't throw me in to the briar-patch-cyber-dungeon"
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Please Muenkel, no. It takes forever to get vomit out of a keyboard.
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You ass holes just wish you ere ball less! WTF? Yes, dearie it would be eerie if I were ball less. It would be cheaper too, I wouldn't have to use two jump tickets to haul them to alti. Bwahawahawhawhahahahaha!!!!!
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Hey Lisa! I didn't know they HAD internet access in the green room at Springer's show!
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WHOA! This from a vastly superior ZP 7 cell jumper! How's the view from up there, Byooitche?
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Way to surrender, Monkeyboy! "Ooh! Don't put me in the closet again miz biotch, I'm skeered of the dark"