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Sky fighting! Sounds Cool! But with you? That'd be about as challenging for you as kicking puppies. It's Friday and I've got a brand-new rig sitting within arms reach. It has tie-dye. I just know I'll be really stable in my head-down because this one has tie-dye
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Well, Riddler, I always wear my camera. Always. RW, FF or working camera on Tandems and Levels. The coaches are all low time jumpers, pretty much, at my DZ. Once they get to the AFF rating, I'm pretty sure most of them don't do coached jumps anymore. The pro coaches, who also do AFF, charge pretty steep, but you get what you pay for. When you start skydiving for money, you gotta pay attention to business. So if you're gonna give up a jump ticket for a coached jump, give it to me, cause I'm gonna give you some good video. The coaches who don't do video would have to be really good, and the great coaches get 2 jump tickets to jump with you, and they mostly hire video. If you've got "unions" on your DZ, I don't know what to suggest. You do gotta get along. Remember: Nothing happened if it didn't happen on video!
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Yeah! With LouDiamond burning through the center about mach 1
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Hybrids are cool. Especially if you're a hanger, and you've got a freefly camera flier that can carve really good. Or a big RW way Dude, are your b*lls blue too?
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Well, ChuckieB, return the favor.... Kiss the Cat's ass!
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Poor baby! Bullshit, though! Even Sub officers find ways to get booze. Pruno. Baby, that's the answer! Toilet wine! Argh. Maybe not. I will buy you all the booze you want, and clean after both you and Chuck when you get back. You have to come to Cali, though, and experience the Byron love, though. Our boogie is in September, and I've got a Pool.....
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Phat, that avatar doesn't even require a closed fist.. Just a half-assed bitch slap. ( A Bytch slap requires considerably more. I'VE been Bytch-slapped, I know) And Scott? FUCK YOUR DVD! Can you tell I'm at home? It's VHS, despite the best efforts of Cajones and NacMacfeegle to assist me in pulling my digital head out of my analog ass. You will get the disc of all the photos, though.
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Wait a sec, Holmes. I'm drunk? So long as you let me tap out, I'm on.
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Ah. Thanks Viking, band surfing! My next-door neighbor is a drummer in a blues band, but he's in a wheelchair from getting crashed into by a cop car (great motivation for blues lyrics!) Memorial Day! Memorial Day! Memorial Day! And I get to skydive with Michele again. Such a pretty girl! Argh. Tomorrow is another day. And it's the last day of this week! Whoo hoo! Shit! I forgot for a second! I've got a brand-new rig coming to work tomorrow! WTF! Wow! I'm looking forward to going in now!
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I'm on my way to drunk. Right now I'm just generally pissed. Isn't it after 11:30 where you're at, Scott? 16 oz gloves, among friends, let's go.
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The best thing about being a cop, is giving everybody the benefit of the doubt, letting them have the first swing, and then using the minimum amount of force necessary to take them into custody. Seriously. Cause some people just demand that you kick thier ass. I am having a really sh*tty week. PM's from DZ.com buddies are keeping me going. Right now, I'm watching serene Mary (Skyrose) skydive with about a dozen of my buddies at Eloy. I'm duping the VHS tapes of the skydives at Eloy. The tape is called "Deuces 3 Days at Eloy" and it was the most fun I've had in my 30's. OK. Most of ya'll rock. But offer up somebody who's a challenge who's ass I can eventually kick in.
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So sorry! What a tough cat. Must've learned from the master! Sorry to hear it, but scarred up cats get laid more! For cats, it's all about gettin laid.
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Well. I did send a thanks for the nice note you sent. You have a good one Miss Too Popular. JP
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BoozeHags in Raeford (Pammi and Merrek this includes you)
Deuce replied to PhreeZone's topic in The Bonfire
Clay, my man. A really good freind will start a fight in the cell, and while the Deputies are pulling the other hooligans off each other he will whisper in your ear, "So long as you don't say shit, we're walking" -
Do we really need another political/war/Iraq/Korea thread?
Deuce replied to skybytch's topic in The Bonfire
Confused. Regular left vs. right, or stage left vs. right. See, the one on the left as I'm looking at her front is her right. You'll have to clarify this on your grant application. I'm from the government and I'm just here to help -
I cut down some foam kneepads for my Hawkeye, and covered them with headliner fabric.
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Those look an awful lot like Max's Diamond lenses. The anodizing would make them easier to tell apart. I was hoping for a .6 in those dimensions. Hmmmm.
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Without Sangiro, I would never have met you, Sunny So it's worth lending him my rig if he needs it
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It's actually a #10, PD 150 Spectre, PDR143. I have two of these now, they're identical except the new one has tie-dye. Must have tie-dye for really good head-down It's the third Wings rig I've ordered. I sold the first one, a PD 170 Spectre with a PDR176. Having two rigs let's me pick off videos when the Varsity team can't get packed up in time, and I yell, "I'm ready Coach! Put me in!"
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Yepper! Couldn't wait another week. Weather should permit it Saturday. Raining today though.
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SHE'S GOT A GUN! Oh, sorry, flashback. Gee, I bet your poor lonely NCO's arm must get awfully tired. Your video and some care-package stuff is enroute. Thanks for the pictures, kick the enemies ass right quick so you can be back for Perris in May. . Stay safe, we're thinking of you.
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Do we really need another political/war/Iraq/Korea thread?
Deuce replied to skybytch's topic in The Bonfire
Ya know Lisa? The Big F*cking Lizard just said the same thing. -
A new custom rig from Heather at Wings! Hee-hee! Status: In Transit Scheduled Delivery: Feb 14, 2003 Shipped to: MARTINEZ, CA, US Shipped or Billed on: Feb 12, 2003 Tracking Number: 1Z E80 99E 07 XXXXXXX Service Type: 2ND DAY AIR AM Weight: 26.00 Lbs PACKAGE PROGRESS Date Time Location Activity Feb 13, 2003 10:33 A.M. WEST COLUMBIA, SC, US DEPARTURE SCAN 8:47 A.M. WEST COLUMBIA, SC, US ARRIVAL SCAN 7:42 A.M. ORLANDO, FL, US DEPARTURE SCAN 3:45 A.M. ORLANDO, FL, US ARRIVAL SCAN 3:30 A.M. ORLANDO, FL, US DEPARTURE SCAN Feb 12, 2003 10:10 P.M. ORLANDO, FL, US ARRIVAL SCAN 8:50 P.M. TAMPA, FL, US DEPARTURE SCAN 8:25 P.M. TAMPA, FL, US ORIGIN SCAN 4:46 P.M. US BILLING INFORMATION RECEIVED Tracking results provided by UPS: Feb 13, 2003 11:01 A.M. Eastern Time (USA)
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I had a 1990 Suzuki Katana 1100 for 11 years, 40,000 miles, no problems. I've got an '02 BMW K1200RS now. It's all about horsepower
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If BigBen is over there,he can take you for a ride in his tank. It's on something called a Vicarage. For England, you are excused from Perris. Grudgingly