Deuce
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Yikes. Like in front of people, and everything? Get a room.
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I'm wearing a desert camo ribbon. Of course I'm in! Derr! In, over, under, beside, whatever it takes!
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Coolio. What, was Monouno yelling some directions to you or something?
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B-squared, I'm plum certain his EYES were deflowered quite some time ago
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OMG. I watched the "Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya sisterhood" last night. I've worked on the motorcycle, the truck, the lawnmower, and did some pipe soldering. If I go out and bench over 200 pounds right now, my testosterone level might possible be back to normal by bedtime.
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Wow. That truly blows. The tent vandalism, not the Assmonkey maintenance job thing.
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Thanks for sharing, glad you're allright. Sounds like the only solitary thing you hadn't practiced was landing your reserve, the rest all came as muscle memory. That's really cool. Traintraintrain. I had the opportunity to jump a PDR 143 (the reserve in my containers) as a main a few weeks ago, and it really gave me a lot of confidence. I'm glad I won't be flying it for the first time after an emergency procedure. I'd suggest people demo their reserve as a main if they have the opportunity.
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Yes, Ben, I can just see it. Jess scopes out the room, she spots a 6'2" lantern-jawed platinum blonde chick who's built like a big British dude, and says "Yes, I want to change THAT freak's life" I guess it could happen. WHEN MONKEYS FLY OUT OF MY ASS!
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I can't believe Mujie's last priority sat there for seven hours before getting a response. Buncha slackers.
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Well, there's this neat stuff called "Goof-off" that will disolve most anything, I think it's great stuff. I know they carry it at Home Depot. I'd be concerned using it in the helmet, maybe delaminating the fiberglass or something. I think you'd be best off scraping it out with a straight edge razor. I'd use the least amount of solvent you could. JP
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Yo HIxx, I just love my hot glue gun for stuff like that. No nasty vapors, sets up almost instantly, holds just about forever (almost 200 jumps on mine). I find it to be almost as good as epoxy, with none of the downside. Gaffer's tape and hot glue. Fix anything. JP
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As LITTLE as possible? Crapola. 'Scuse me, I got a lot of apologizing to do.....
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DAMN! Your good! Internal passports to Algore "Hail to the Thief" rant!
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Well, Q, like I said I agree with you. I'm essentially a libertarian, I guess. Look, I know it's a tired argument here, and I will not change anybody's mind, and I'll probably have to abandon the thread, but this is why the founding fathers wanted us armed. When the government becomes tyrannical, we overthrow it. In the meantime, your vote counts.
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My video concession owner was lamenting that he's got all these athletic young parachutists (as opposed to my stiff older self) with good camera equipment who want to fly video for him. Problem is, with floaty tandems, you pretty much have to wear a wingsuit (at 6', 195# I HAVE to wear my huge wing to slow down that much), and you have to be able to fly on your belly, doing non-contact RW with the tandem pair. Yes, you can wear a sit-suit, but it's still RW. Anyhow, master RW if you can find the people to do it with. Then become the next Olav.
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I think it's a long way from the internal passport system the Soviets used to have, but I do agree it's horribly intrusive. I'm driving unless I have to fly.
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What species?
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Yes. You can use it effectively without ever reading the manual.
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Supercoolioyoubetcha. Priorities for Deuce: 1)Hand Mischelle a copy of the video of the first Perris invasion (that I went to) and the Eloy invasion 2)Make good on promise to step-hang exit with Mouth 3)Be flown like a very cheap kite by B-squared 4)Turn pieces on a hybrid with all DZ.Commers 5)Find an acoustic band, perhaps mariachi, and fall on them.
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That's good news, Sunshine. This time I'll get to do some freeflying with you!
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We launched a huge chunk. She was on the side that was spinning pieces No, cat-grip me. We'll grab her leg straps and then just move her to the next point. A.J., are you jumping naked?
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Yes. They're found one-half mile behind the pile of cars in the ditch. I think it's in most liquor stores next to the Mad Dog 20-20 right on this side of the magazines wrapped in plastic. I buy it at the Bonanza Liquor store in South Lake Tahoe, just on the other side of the Casinos.
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Last night when I checked out of the pub, BillVon asked where one could aquire Everclear. For those of you who don't know, Everclear is 190 proof corn liquor. It's exspecially good for getting people horribly, unexpectedly drunk when you mix it into margaritas or punch and stuff. In college we made "Jonestown" punch with it. Passed out people everywhere. Anyhow, I knew the answer! We Californians have to get it in Nevada! Answers on molecular weights: Billvon Answers on high-octane booze: Deuce Any questions?
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Yep. Youdamouth!