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  1. Deuce
    Had a Vietnam Vet supervisor who once told me that. "They can kill you, JP, but they can't eat you" No shit, Scott. no shit. I really wish I was back in the "grab them by the throat and shake them" job. I was truly, really gifted at that.
  2. Deuce

    F*ck it all to hell

    Deuce replied to jtval's topic in The Bonfire

    Sorry bro. If it's relevant, it's worth it. Do not become addicted to the material benefits of your job since you don't have a family to support. Run away. Do the Rancho Deluxe thing. Really.
  3. Deuce
    Timmae! That means more than you know. JP
  4. Deuce
    Use your talents for good, Gary. Resist the dark side.... These really aren't the droids you're looking for, motherfucker!
  5. Deuce
    Sorry, Chris. It's not pleasant, except on the personal front. I'm lucky to have shared my life for almost 20 years with someone who loves me. My professional life is a disaster. Having a wife and friends makes the critical difference, though. And my kids think I'm cool. So do some of my skydiving friends. For a non dope-smoking 40 year old freeflier, I occasionally rock.
  6. Deuce
    Huh?
  7. Deuce
    Yeah, you're making me blush. Gotta go order my Skyflyer so I can have it for Eloy. And the pantz too. It's gonna be a very good boogaloo.
  8. Deuce
    Sure, just not to me. You and the Lisa's can try and fake out other people, but I have seen your hearts
  9. Deuce
    Oh, you can't have crapflinger just say you've got the flu or something? Maybe next weekend then, unless you're on the wheel.
  10. Deuce
    Then I'll just step back until the sweet and compassionate Pixie I love is back in charge.
  11. Deuce
    OK, we're on for Thursday? Meetcha at Alice's about 10 AM. Maybe on the way back we can stop at that bar you get LizzieB drunk at on Thursday nights. That's a 2 hour ride out for me, so no faking out.
  12. Deuce
    No fair. You weren't making fun of Peoria. Be nice to me, Bets, I'm all fragile
  13. Deuce
    Q, you are the man.
  14. Deuce
    Next week play hookie and lets go ride. Or this Thursday. How's your countersteering?
  15. Deuce
    This from a chick who lives in a freight container in the middle of the f*cking desert?! That is truly harsh. For nightlife I'm thinking even Peoria beats Camp KatieBear
  16. Deuce
    What, did you take it out of a CASA?
  17. Deuce
    Seb, that is a very sporty ride! We will have to meet at Alice's restaurant up in the San Mateo hills for breakfast or lunch real soon. That is one of the best motorcycle roads on the planet. Always wear boots, gloves, leather or that new armor stuff, and a helmet. I have a Shoei Synchrotec helmet that I wear when touring with my Mrs. The face opens up which is convenient when you're sittin in the heat at traffic lights, it shuts into a full-face. Not a starter bike at all Seb! Supercoolio! Look at the attached picture. That is something to NEVER do on a motorcycle. Except at a dropzone.
  18. Deuce
    Good for you. ! I will still whoop your ass at acoustic band surfing, even if you contain your prediliction for barely legal freefly boyz this trip. I am staying on-site. LouDiamond is bringing Ringers, and I am an accomplished phlebotomist. Bring many guitars, people, Deuce is hungry.
  19. Deuce
    Yeah. Shoulda photoshopped the picture of a box shot under florescent light at a low shutter speed. I'll go back and do that for you, Hypoxia....mmmnot. And its only $43.95 at B&H. Not $49
  20. Deuce
    Q-dog, what in the hell were you doing looking at that to begin with? What, did you type "Russian big helmet skateboard rap wannabe poseur" in a google search, or what?!
  21. Deuce
    Yeah, I got two. The Q constant regarding million dollar loads and equipment failure
  22. Deuce
    Absolutely. But NO ONE can out-surf me on a band. NO ONE.
  23. Deuce
    This is the RA-N3 connector for the 10D. It is for connecting the old-style remote to the newer 10D. The full-on remote is currently out of stock just about everywhere, and this is a viable option. It's also a little cheaper than the remote, at $49. Thought this might be helpful. One of the other shooters posted this info, which helped me, and this is what the doohickey looks like. JP
  24. Deuce
    Preemptively shot to the curb.... Well at least he doesn't wear a video camera, and that's my gig this trip!
  25. Deuce

    OK, I did it.

    Deuce replied to Deuce's topic in Wing Suit Flying

    Whoa. That never occurred to me. Dude, you need help.