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  1. Deuce
    Mine are due right now. So start doing shots. Cheers!
  2. Deuce
    The chickies love Scooby. I'll get some grown up TV in a little. JP
  3. Deuce
    OK, I'll keep humping MonkeyOne leg, then.
  4. Deuce
    Oh, like you're not drinking Schmirnoff and watching Scooby Do.
  5. Deuce
    My wife is off watching Cher at the Concord Pavilion with a horde of other chicks. I'm watching Cartoon Channel (Scooby Do) with my daughters. Well, one of them is already asleep. Drinking Merlot. I actually am really happy with the situation. Filming Tandems manana. Come have fun with me!
  6. Deuce
    Well, the last one was gratuitious, but that's a nice helmet. WHo's the maker?
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    Fundgh, the folks I see this are doing badly. You have to be able to fly well and stable first. When you're flailing, you will video flailing video. When you are really stable and calm, you video will be really exciting and interesting to watch. JP
  8. Deuce
    Tune in to Cartoon Network and learn. Edited just to encourage folks to tune in. Little Chicks dig it.
  9. Deuce
    Dream of a SkyVan.
  10. Deuce
    You use the little crochet thingie to pull out just the right amount of hairs! Pictures Diamante! We gotta know! And Muenkey, when it was necessary to dye my beard and mustache because it was going white it was time to shave it off. Plugs, that's what I need. Chicks just dig the regular rows of freshly transplanted hair plugs......
  11. Deuce
    OK, but I do know the song, and I do know the Mojo voice. "Professor Utonium, I need all of your Chemical X to exert my hegomony over the citizens of Townsville!"
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    It's one of the only cartoons my kids watch that I enjoy. I do a very mean MojoJojo imitation! Plus Sunshine uses one of them. I need to study harder, I don't know which one it is
  13. Deuce
    Like with the foil and all that? Man, I just can't see it. I'm thinking like a lye application until the hair starts smoking and then a rinse at a fire-hydrant, and drinking a bottle of tequila to both kill the pain and celebrate. But if MonoUno sat in a fancy chair with an apron that had little pastel beauty parlor monkeys on it and some Bruce talked relationships while telling the FirstMonkey how lovely he was going to look, well. I'll crap my pants and fall out of my chair dead. But first I'll want to see the video.
  14. Deuce
    I thought Jesus was only blonde in the churches in Minnesota?
  15. Deuce
    Tell you what. To make this easy just get one of your kids big red crayons and just write a BIG L on the Pantz order form. The folks at birdman will understand No shit. See, as a pusher, you should realize users pay very little attention to detail. They just want the product. You could pull rocks right out of your ass, and they'd get dropped right in the pipe. So I just want my hubbas, and the forms are pissing me off. It's all been faxed. We will be flocking like a motherf*cker at Eloy. The DZ.flock record is probably in the bag, but what's the regular flock record?
  16. Deuce
    Oh my god. That is so wrong. Funny, in a way I don't want to admit, but really, really wrong
  17. Deuce
    Man, I just hate riding the short bus! You guys are all like "Five!" "Come on, meathead! One more time, starting from the thumb!" On the Pantz order form it asks for the "Hip bone to floor" measurement. So I'm figuring the topmost of my hip bone to the floor. Give me a break, my mom dropped me on my head. -and Kevin? It's just be nice to tell my wife I'M too tired for a change!
  18. Deuce
    Mine are tight and under spring pressure. Maybe check to see if you have anything interfering between the plates? Maybe the moving part that springs down on the plate has something that's keeping it from closing all the way?
  19. Deuce
    Thanks, guys. Scott, you told me to check the new order forms, but it's still there as an option for the S3. You are my pimp, so I believe you. Hey, not info on the site about what part of my hip bone to measure from to the floor. The top of my hip bone on my side? -and these are the pantz that are guaranteed to get me laid, right?
  20. Deuce
    Sorry Tom. The SF3.
  21. Deuce
    I'm not jumping until tomorrow. You're not jumping until when? (OWWWW! Damn that was mean!)
  22. Deuce
    Psychologically, yes, not physically Yes, it can, but it's not that common since the desired effect of injection (fast intense onset) you can get from crack. It's often combined with heroin and injected. That's how John Belushi went. The slang for it is a "speedball". Chronic meth use usually leads to psychosis. A full intervention by everybody who cares about the addict, and everybody that he still cares about is the only really long-term effective method I've ever seen. He comes home to a surprise party of everybody who has meaning in his life telling him they are going to drop him off at a residential care facility. Good luck with it. And yes, Do not be an enabler. JP
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    I put my deposit down in time to get the Pantz deal. I've got my measurements done, but I'm looking at the Front Air Deflector option. Do I need this? BASE is probably never going to happen for me, let along with a Birdsuit. So what about that front air deflector? JP
  24. Deuce
    OK, here's some blurry pics. (Deuce did not take these pics, but they prove that Sebazz was in the HOUSE!)
  25. Deuce
    WRONG! For the purposes of evangelism, most words require extra syllables. Jesus is a great example. For the purposes of evangelism, "Jesus" is pronounced "Jah-HEEE-Zus!" When preaching about the burning bush that appeared to Moses, for dramatic emphasis, the bush would be described as being on "Fah-ER!". Likewise the Messiah is often described as the "Jah-HEEE-Zus! Chal-DUH!" So, Lawrocket, if you are writing an evangelical christian haiku, syllabellate the crap out of every word you can.