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I was out there back in July. Seems like it's hard to take a bad picture there. I'm going to take the tribe up this May, though. Wanna see the falls going full blast this year.
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Great description, Mike. See you in Eloy. JP
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Couldn't agree with this more. Herbivores process my vegetables for me. If we were supposed to eat more vegetables than necessary for seasoning, we'd have the flat teeth up front.
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Maybe when a guy you've only met in person once thinks of you first to talk with about a career change?
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Maybe this: http://www.bhphotovideo.com/bnh/controller/home?O=productlist&A=details&Q=&sku=244774&is=REG
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Bath -- Once a year whether I need it or not.
Deuce replied to quade's topic in Photography and Video
Funny thing, B&H wouldn't ship the solution. Store only. So I got it from Calumet, who didn't have a problem shipping the stuff. Q, I have photoshop elements. When I click the drop down menu for "enhance" and then click "auto levels" I get virtually no change in the image. Is there more to generating that enhanced image? Something I can't do with just the photoshop elements program? -
Krishan, it will be great to see you again. Really glad you're coming! JP
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My daughters. It's the best thing in the world to see them act in a way that is an echo of me, and have the people around them like them for it. When either of them wordlessly climbs into my lap, sits a while, and wordlessly goes back to whatever they were doing. Tandem customers usually think their camera flier is pretty cool too, and that's nice, but nothing compared to quality little-girl time.
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Nothing several hundred hop-n-pops won't fix.
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The thing is, nobody who gets popped for a warrant is going to get into that car without one hell of a fight. When you tell somebody up front your going to kick their ass, most times they will hold you to it. Lots of times the police will have to transport a victim back to a group of folks, one of whom is the suspect, for an in-field line-up where the victim says "That's him, in the Raiders jacket". Problem is, after the victim's been assaulted, are they going to want to get into a police car through a door that says "We'll kick your ass"? Poor victim. "Ah, man! You're going to kick my ass too?!" Astoundingly and profoundly stupid. Stupid people are funny.
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http://kget.com/news/local/story.aspx?content_id=ed9cc47f-da34-405c-a679-9591ada281dc Meatheads. Funny as all hell cause it is just SO amazingly stupid.
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It must be said, that after the last month having Big Way exits that looked like the attached, perhaps you have earned your mammoth tailgate holiday.
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Funny! Most camera flier have enough numbers and currency that the back-flip thing doesn't affect opening. With tandems and AFF they open so high that there's plenty of time to get stable, yawn, and stretch before pull time. I'm the only camera flier at my DZ jumping a 7-cell. Everybody else is jumping Stillettos, Velocities, and Cobalts and can swoop like banshees. Not me, though. Skeered.
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Does this work often?? (Jaye is taking notes...) Absolutely! Success through avoidance. I think I've posted this before, but I have learned that there is a correct answer to the question: "Honey, does this outfit make me look fat?" It is: "Have you seen my wallet anywhere?"
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One of your organizers forwarded this picture to me. Badass.
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40% chance of rain. That just means there will be clouds to play with. http://www.weather.com/weather/hourbyhour/USCA0147?begHour=9&begDay=347
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Ladies and Gentlemen, we have a winner. That is the comeback line of the week. Thank you, and goodnight,
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So you think....at least I don't have an identity crisis and think I'm Superman.. Mike I am definitely NOT Superman. But I can get in touch with him, and it's only coincidence we're never in the same room at the same time.
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Thank you. It's been weeks since I killed anybody. You should go to my meetings. Freaky. "Hi, I'm JP and I'm a murderer" "HI, JP!" "I haven't murdered anyone in three years" (APPLAUSE) But, they always have good coffee and cookies, so I keep going.
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Moto, Moto, Moto. Using video stolen from my camera and then posted on the internet when I asked specifically that it not be is going nuclear before we even started rattling sabres.
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Hey! Moshe! Come out to Byron Saturday so we can get the Beech turning. I will throw in one free 8.5 X 11 of The Moshe In Freefall. And I don't care if I live to be 59, but I'm happy my nest egg is doing good for the sake of my family! Weee!
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I thought you were going to talk about the proper bowl to eat Cap'n Crunch in. Sorry to differ, but I jumped with a woman at the Byron Boogie, who doesn't have implants, and she looked great in freefall, nekkid. I know what picture you are talking about, though, and that will definitely put your colleague off his feed. Sorry I don't have a pic of it, though.
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It's good news for Democrats too. About half the electorate votes Democrat, and about half the general population is invested in the stock market some way or another. So, regardless of ideology, folks living off their investments are probably feeling a little better about things overall. Hey, one of my favorite Democrats, JFK, said "A rising tide lifts all boats". Sing it! "ACK-CENT-you-ate the positive! EEE-limm-en-ate the negative!"
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"Wrapped, in plastic"