goose491

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  1. What the hell is that? Is that a teacup on the top? and what's the white line? My Karma ran over my Dogma!!!
  2. QuoteIt has been a rough couple of days. Quote TWO DAYS?!? Wow man that's great! Keep it up.... See how that works? Keep fishin' My Karma ran over my Dogma!!!
  3. Have you Heard? Trojan has near-perfected the Female Condom!!! When used properly by women, this profilactic device can reduce the chance of pregnancy by 99.9%!!! It is much like the male condom but much bigger and fits over top of the wine or spirits glass... My Karma ran over my Dogma!!!
  4. That was not funny My Karma ran over my Dogma!!!
  5. QUIT NOW.... NOT FRIDAY... TRUST ME!!!! Hey this is another problem when trying to quit. Lot's of people say:"When this pack is finished, I quit! I'm not buying another pack!" or "I'm going to quit smoking, starting THIS FRIDAY" Setting a future date to stop smoking handicaps your will-power in a way you may not be aware of. Let me explain. If you say:"I'm quiting when this pack is done", then you have made a solid, conscient decision to quit... but you still have half a pack to finish so you keep smoking... sub-conciously, you've already lost a part of the battle by disobeying yourself... get it? Anybody will tell you that will-power is the most important part of quitting. Now that you've decided to quit on Friday, your brain and body are aware of this... I know it sounds funny but throw away the cigaretts you have left RIGHT NOW and youre chances of success will increase dramaticaly I promise. It is better to quit with cigarettes left than without... when I decided I was going to quit I said "when this pack is finished" then I lit a smoke and thought about it.... I put it out, left my pack on the bar at my place, told my friends to finish them and went to bed... That's when I quit and it was the best move I could have made. Jut my $0.02CND... What's an extra two days anyway eh? P.S. "That's excellent! Keep it up? Congrats!!!" My Karma ran over my Dogma!!!
  6. That's weird. I had a similar problem last week, it seems there was a debit transaction on my account in the amount of $50.95 and I don't know who took it! If I find out though... boy o boy...
  7. Geez, would you look at this thread? You were looking for support and you found it bud!
  8. We should change the name of this Thread to "Tuesday Nun Jokes"
  9. Talent: I can open a Moosehead with a handcuff key. Pass me one, eh?Quote This is the type of talent you can apply anywhere the law permits... And some places it doesn't eh? My Karma ran over my Dogma!!!
  10. Don't be intimidated by what you cannot do. That's right, because you have to learn to crawl before you learn to run... And before you even know how to crawl... Yo mama put you on Yo BELLY This is the quote of the year in my oppinion... But let's not rule out FF vs. RW hasing please. When not meant in a harmfull way, it is quite fun. My Karma ran over my Dogma!!!
  11. I don't have to protest from here in Ontario... I'm just not too proud of the neighboors sometimes I'm no knocking anybody but I just think people with talent should apply it elswhere... Screw the mob, let them take out their aggression on someone less innocent than me. My Karma ran over my Dogma!!!
  12. Have fun buddy Are you sure you wouldn't rather just get a baby sitter? Are you not the one who is so hard up about: ??? The idiots of the coutry are the ones fighting for it's the honnorable thing to do, or worse, the "American Way". I'm not saying that every American soldier abroad is stupid but let's face it. There are plenty 'o men out there who are fighting simply because their daddy fought or their grand-daddy fought and died. Putting a boot up someone's ass is not the honnorable thing to do.. Revenge is not the honnorable thing to do... And signing about how Others are going to put a boot up your ass is MOST DEFINATELY not the honnorable thing to do.... I'm pretty sure Toby Keith is not putting any boots in anybodys ass... He's just stoking the flames and encoraging other people (the ones who are not fighting either) to get angrier and want more blood... I remember in grade-school, the kid I hated most was not the bully, but the little snot-nosed piece of shit that followed him around saying "Yeah!" everytime the bully said something mean to another. You know who I'm talking about don't you? Every shcool had a bully and every bully has a peice 'o shit yes-man. I'd love to think that everybody learns stuff in grade school but I guess not. I'm not anti-America but holly shit man... You sure have a history of perpetuating anger! If good Old Toby keith was told by sensors "Sorry, you can't release this song because it perpetuates violent desires"... People like you would protest saying we are free to buy the music we want to... My great-grandaddy died to make sure of that... It's important not to miss the point.. School yard bullies never cried out about their freedom of speech when the teachers caught them and told 'em to shut up My Karma ran over my Dogma!!!
  13. goose491

    TROLL???

    AAAhhhh, I see. I'm not always up on my electronic lingo Thanks, My Karma ran over my Dogma!!!
  14. goose491

    TROLL???

    Could somebody tell me what a troll is?... I mean besides a very ugly little creature which lives under a bridge and eats goats?
  15. My old room-mate had a cat that would bring you a toy and meeeeeow, MEE-ow, MEEEEEEOOOOOW! Until you finally threw it, then she'd run off to get it and bring it back
  16. I work on the 8th floor at my bulding and my window is parallel the final approach of a very busy, med-sized airport. Some times I think this rocks 'cause when the planes takeoff and land, they buzzzz right past the building. Other times it depresses me 'cause I'd rather be flying them and/or jumping out of 'em My Karma ran over my Dogma!!!
  17. They should make childrens movies about this guy! That's right... you heard me! My Karma ran over my Dogma!!!
  18. This is increadible... I wish I could go for a "quick" jump on my lunch-hour... (that is luch half-hour) My Karma ran over my Dogma!!!
  19. try emailing Dupont... they manufacture the nylon fabric and I bet for a few bucks and a self-addressed envelope, they'd send you a set of samples... I had asked them about Supplex and that's what they told me. Other than that, you know the colors available... go through the picture archives on this site and on enclave.com... If you can recognize the rigs, you'll see what the colors look like My Karma ran over my Dogma!!!
  20. So.. if I find drugs offensive does that mean they are banned or is it more of a hear no evil see no evil thing at that point? Quote DUDE!!! SHhhhhhhhhhhhh! My Karma ran over my Dogma!!!
  21. This is too funny.. Love the intro. I have an old flying wig that I bought on ebay with only 50 jumps on it! I haven't jumped it yet 'cause I haven't been signed out for wig jumping... This site is just what I was looking for
  22. SWEET! You've got like a 'two-face' thing going on there with the split-colors being so different
  23. goose491

    My new TAT!!

    This is a Very Very Very cool Tat! Congrats on it.. looks great... Is it your art work? My Karma ran over my Dogma!!!