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I humbly beg your pardon. But are you guys not basically just Americans in another time zone? -- ZZZzzzz....
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Har! I see all the non-Americans are online at this time. That would be the South Africans, the English, The Finns, Germans and other assorted Europeans. This is a pattern I noted on dropzone.com. The quiet, reserved types are online at this time of the day. Why then is everyone so quiet? We've only got about five hours or so before the flood starts! -- ZZZzzzz....
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My goodness people, whatever happened to Not Work (or Wife) Safe? -- ZZZzzzz....
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What is a cornholing? -- ZZZzzzz....
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Sounds like you had a good one - hang in there and have fun. No But don't worry, contrary to popular belief, canopy size and "tool" size are not inversely proportional! -- ZZZzzzz....
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Naaah... not me. I sometimes go for hours without a beer. -- ZZZzzzz....
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Well, send him over here if you think he would be able to cope with life in South Africa He really is a beautiful dog. Seriously now, I agree with the people who think he may be bored. I'd love to have a dog like that, but my yard is simply too small. Maybe next year when I move to a bigger place. Let us know how things work out. In the meantime, I'll be holding thumbs for you. -- ZZZzzzz....
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Foei en Ramkat oom Scratch. -- ZZZzzzz....
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Ek wil net graag vir oom Scratch gelukwens met sy duisendste briefie. Ek wonder net of hy weet wat 'n Poshoer is... -- ZZZzzzz....
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NWS - NPC (Not Politically Correct) This is more or less what I had in mind -- ZZZzzzz....
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Oh no, not another "sufferer in the name of science" -- ZZZzzzz....
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And you know this how? Or is your memory that good? -- ZZZzzzz....
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NOOOOO! Where's the fun in that? I would say without those dispenser thingies would be better. I always drink my beer straight from whatever container it was bought in. It retains the fizz better that way. -- ZZZzzzz....
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Now just imagine if you could have "breast beer"! -- ZZZzzzz....
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I bite my nails too. It's a bad habit, but it's a hell of a lot better than picking your nose. -- ZZZzzzz....
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It would have been nice to be able to split the boy/girl options. That way we might learn something! A friend sent me this the other day: Here's something to consider... 10% of women had sex within the first hour of their first date 20% of men had sex in a nontraditional place 36% of women favour nudity 45% of women prefer dark men with blue eyes 46% of women experienced anal sex 70% of women prefer sex in the morning 80% of men have never experienced homosexual relations 90% of women would like to have sex in the forest 99% of women have never experienced sex in the office. Conclusion: Statistically speaking, you have a better chance of having anal sex in the morning with a strange woman in the forest than to have sex in the office at the end of the day. Moral: Do not stay late in the office. Nothing good will ever come of it! -- ZZZzzzz....
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No, I thought of that. But it would have been a too obvious dig at Clay - I actually don't think he really prefers sheep at all! Go and do a search through his previous posts, and I think you would find he would answer yes to question 9 rather than to, say, a hypothetical question about The Farmyard! -- ZZZzzzz....
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Scared. I was really scared and excited. I don't know, maybe it was the abscence of even the thin umbilical of the static line that did it, but I freaked a bit more than on my first jump. -- ZZZzzzz....
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Select one of the first two, and then any others you like. If you want. Did I leave anything out? -- ZZZzzzz....
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Concur -- ZZZzzzz....
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What about "Hunt me Baby, oh YEAH!" Renoster? -- ZZZzzzz....
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Hiho hiho, a-hunting we shall go
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Get a large one, with seams to protect the canopy when you zip it. This is essential if you are anything like me - I refuse to pack after the last load on a Sunday. The call of beer is just too strong. -- ZZZzzzz....
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OUCH... Scrotum Self-Repair (read at your own risk)
meatmissile replied to f1freak's topic in The Bonfire
I wish I didn't just read this -- ZZZzzzz.... -
I hereby solemnly transmit to you a virtual ass-kick. Notwithstanding this, my transmission of said ass-kick can not in any way be construed to indicate my acceptance of the term "asshole", or any contingent liabilities or duties attributable to said "asshole" -- ZZZzzzz....