meatmissile
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Noooo - You're an Honourary Non-American HNA #001! And please do join us for a beer - it's way past breakfast time here -- ZZZzzzz....
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Hey Jraf, here's a bagel for you to go with that coffee
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I once spent a few days in Dallas, El Paso and Fort Davis. Fantastic people, but would you believe - they actually eat catfish! (For the South Africans: Dit is nou 'n tipe Baber ) -- ZZZzzzz....
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Whaddya mean? That hasn't happened in the last ten years - you need to get out a little more often - read a bit. Too much Canned News Network is bad for your brain I could tell you what the last thing is someone put around my neck, but that would probably violate one of your state's obscenity laws -- ZZZzzzz....
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Welcome! What's a sudacas? -- ZZZzzzz....
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Lisa, are you a Texan? I must say, if I had to be an American, I would prefer to be a Texan. But are Texans really Americans? I guess we could consider letting Texans be Honorary Non-Americans
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Almost exactly like that! Say Scratch, do you have Tito's e-mail adress? FWD it to him! Imagine how it would encourage saving if our money really looked like that! -- ZZZzzzz....
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Once at a Snake Valley boogie long ago, me and Ed sat next to a girl. The plane was a South African Airforce C-130. She was "The Girl That Does Not Sweat" from Bloemfontein in the Orange Free State. She had shortish, black hair a tight black jumpsuit with orange trim, and a perfect backside. Well, then Ed let one rip, managed to shift the blame to me, and f@#ked it up. -- ZZZzzzz....
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They are found everywhere in the world - the concentrations are just higher in some localities than others Ferdi NA #001
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A girl said the following to me in Texas: South Africa? That's like, the capital of Africa isn't it? Like the United States of Africa? She was serious. Ferdi NA #001
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I see four facts here. Cold, Wet, Strange, Used. I only see a problem with 25% of the above. My point: What exactly is your complaint? Ferdi NA #001
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Ha, Mr. Skreamer, welcome to the cause! From several of your postings on this and other forums I have deduced that you are also from that small place the Americans think of as "the rest of the world" Ferdi NA #001
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Hey Scratch, I tried to quit once, and was plagued by dreams of being chased through the Karoo by a giant Dunhill Infinite Light. Good luck, bru. 10:07 here in Skelmtos now, I don't believe in an early start. Time for some coffee. Ferdi NA #001
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Not completely accurate, my dear fellow. Budweiser we have here, although I, like you, tend to avoid it. The microbrewery stuff is OK, I tried about fifteen odd different types. The American beer are just generally a bit light for my taste. Try an Urbock or Tafel, brewed in Swakopmund, Namibia, and then we'll talk again! Ferdi NA #001
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ROTFLMAO Scratch, you should be sitting on some remote mountaintop, dispensing wisdom to those who made the pilgrimmage. The best beer I had in the 'States could be described as "thin, but drinkable" And I had to use three of their bags to produce a decent cup of coffee. Ferdi NA #001
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A wicked thought just struck me. I magine that you are a moderator, and you feel obliged to read through this entire thread to check it for inflammatory content due to the title. Now imagine you get to the end of it, and realise that you know people who can discuss chilli, mayo, beetroot and baby pooh for FIVE PAGES! I don't know if i'd be able to handle it - go to pieces in all likelihood Ferdi NA #001
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Huzzah for Scratch! A faint, yet important blow struck for the cause! Ferdi NA #001
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Peanut butter and syrup goes with absolutely everything, including croissants. And you know what really goes well together? Anchovies and strawberry ice cream Ferdi NA #001
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Is a bagel one of those rich, not quite young, surgically enhanced women you see in the big shopping malls? The ones driving luxury German Sedans? With rich husbands twice their age? So THAT's the American word for Kugel! Ferdi NA #001
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Sure, If he'd have it - but you know the enemy's style. It might result in sanctions being imposed against the Forum . Ferdi NA #001
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Mmm guys, be nice now - my wife is a Russian. She sometimes reads my posts here and like Scratch says - Russian girls take absolutely no shit! Further, I made a big mistake leaving the Russians out of the original post - myself being an honorary Russian and all. Ferdi NA #001
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NacMacfeegle, youre a paradox! Ferdi NA #001
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Welcome Brother! We few, we happy few! The goal: TOTAL DOMINION OF THE FORUM! evil laugh/ HA HA HAR HA! /evil laugh How are we going to do it? Um, suggestions? Ferdi NA #001
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Hey, I'm assigning NA numbers now - get yours while it's going How's NA #002? Ferdi NA #001
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In the nick of time too! Greetings, fellow Non-American! Ferdi NA #001