meatmissile

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  1. Harmless ? Ooh, I don't know ..... So my last post ended up being the last one on the previous page - well, I'm here - but they are coming for me again soon. Glad to hear you guys are planning to tilt the sun. It's high time someone did that! Just say what you require from me - rocket thrusters, thermonuclear ballistic repositioners, whatever. We can work something out. -- ZZZzzzz....
  2. > I thought you didn't care anymore. I love ya, Lisa ! (Ya ya Scratch, she knows I'm married ) I'm working. They're working me like a slave. Outside in the sun. Quick - theyre coming for me ... gotta run .... AAAARRRGHH! -- ZZZzzzz....
  3. For a moment there I became quite excited for you. But I'm glad anyway
  4. No, but my wife is . -- ZZZzzzz....
  5. That is an awesome idea. Great! My cousin, ummm.... Meatmuffet- read about it and she says she wants in! Please be nice to her, she's a very fragile, sexy thing, with lesbian (although not exclusive) tendencies. -Ferdi
  6. I have friends who are amphibians. Joking ! How are you today? It's almost beer time over here. I've had a major work crisis for the last 30 hours or so, hence the short posts. In engineering you get three kinds of error. The small, the large, and the bumper - pink slip - three for the price of one variety. I made one of the latter. The damage control is taking time . -- ZZZzzzz....
  7. LOL ! It reminds me of a bunch of guys who say: "Let's go pick up women" and you end up thinking: "I'm getting drunk, can we stop picking up women and go home now?" A male cat is called a "Tom" and a female a "Tabby"
  8. Hey, 'Raf! How's it hanging? How can I kick your ass today ? -- ZZZzzzz....
  9. Keep it together. Anybody who wants to can start a regional thread the way it is now, and anybody can play (or not play) on it as they see fit. My Oom, ek sal nie weer soveel kak maak nie. Ek vra groot askies. -- ZZZzzzz....
  10. http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=258135#258135 One of many examples. But I try to skydive safely. I have a low score at the first - I shoot at cans occasionally. And I am dead against the blowing up/burning of stuff where the motives are any other than good, clean fun. That said, I once accidentally burned a barn as a kid. As for the second, I made somewhat of a mastery of it in the past - and still do, although I have dropped the "promiscuous" bit from my act . -- ZZZzzzz....
  11. Much as I am offended by your mockery of my skydiving abilities, as an ethical person I have to agree with you. Despite my 300-odd jumps, I still suck at the main disciplines (the aerial stuff), but there are some others that I attain a fair score in. Those are: 1. The drinking of beer. 2. The appreciation of Boobies. 3. The casual shooting of the breeze. 4. The wasting of time. 5. The wasting of money. 6. The making light of serious issues. 7. The taking serious of trivial issues. Please give credit where it is due ! -- ZZZzzzz....
  12. You just take one . -- ZZZzzzz....
  13. As long as there's giving and taking. -- ZZZzzzz....
  14. http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=259815#259815 Guys, I posted this on "The American Thread". I hope everybody feels the same way. -- ZZZzzzz....
  15. I don't understand it either - but I do know that I have never approached this or any other thread on dropzone.com with anything other than a sense of humour. I like anybody who likes me. The NA thread was exactly for the purpose it served, a continuous place where the guys posting at that time could find each other in the mornings. If you look at Who's Online and active at this time in the morning, it's mostly these guys (see attached). And it was hugely successful. It was never a corner to hide in, nor was any "American" made to feel unwelcome there. Sure, some like JRaf was ripped off a bit, but can you blame someone for doing so ? I think that me and JRaf became friends this way. We all did. That said, I like most Americans. Probably more than most. Definitely not less. To the slighted - my apologies. Feel free to post to the thread - you don't even have to read the entire thing . The bluest of skies to y'all
  16. I never got that impression. Not from him or anybody else. What made you think so? From an American. This thread was for everyone. Read through it - it is full of good vibes and cameraderie. It was never, in more than 1200 posts, necessary for a moderator to even so much as warn someone. That said - GOOOOOOOD morning everybody ? What are you doing to appease the weather gods today? -- ZZZzzzz....
  17. I am still maried, although it is only (almost precisely to the hour) one year today
  18. Hey JRaf, Just popped in to say hi from my home dialup. Will go to sleep now & look in on you tomorrow at work! Have a good one chom (South African slang for friend) Sweet Dreams ! -- ZZZzzzz....
  19. Hey man, be careful with that - we don't want to lose you, friend! Don't take chances. We'll all be here from time to time. Time for me to go home now, see you all in the morning! -- ZZZzzzz....
  20. So does that mean that you are going to be undeleting another post? The wording .... too difficult for me - Monday too long. Need Beer GASP . Blou Dak, -- ZZZzzzz....
  21. Hey JRaf, How's things over there? I couldn't post too much today, these guys seem to have a different view of employment over here. It seems you guys in the States either do not work, or work is kind of like an Internet Cafe with free coffee ! -- ZZZzzzz....
  22. A friend of mine lives close to a couple that he refers to as the lions. He reckons that it sometimes sounds as if they are killing each other for a while, but that it always sounds like it ends up in a satisfactory result for both parties. I heard them once while we were having a braai there - and I understood why he said that it was difficult to explain it to his kids. I mean, the flowers and the bees etc - OK. But that was really loud. Me - I'm a quiet one. A bit like Al Pacino in Frankie& Johnny . -- ZZZzzzz....
  23. You need to come to South Africa. I hear a lot of the American girls on this forum complain of exactly the same thing. I'm afraid I can't help you out there (my wife would object if she's not included ), but I know a lot of really cool guys who won't let two seconds pass after you've uttered those words. Scratch is a legend in his time