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I'm sure that almost all men would think about doing that the moment they see that mural. But how many would act on it? Was it as good for her as it was for you ? Ferdi NA #001
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I have some good ones on my home PC which I will post tomorrow or tonight. In the meantime this will have to do . -- ZZZzzzz....
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Mmm. That seems to come naturally to all of us. Say, I thought of something. Why don't all the Non-Americans post a pic of the area where they live, so as to give each other an idea of your part of the world, and to show the Yanks that other places do exist? Uhhm, NacMac, don't bother. One part of a muddy collection of islands look pretty much like any other ... . Ferdi NA #001
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Well, nudity can be art
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Good morning all!
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Scratch left already . I am happy to hearr that there are other people who can also get out of bed at 4:30 pm and not feel guilty about it. Wot was wrong with you? Wingerdgriep ? -- ZZZzzzz....
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What are the main disciplines at your dz?
meatmissile replied to SkydiveMonkey's topic in The Bonfire
Dear Sir, I am unable to respond to your poll due to the absence of the "Drinking and Sodomy" option . Kind Regards, Meatmissile -
I've heard that this is Scratch's motto when it comes to the horizontal mambo as well. Blue and other orgy participants, you have been warned! Ferdi NA #001
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Ahh, but it would be worth your while. Scratch is a gentleman of distinction, class and endurance. When you think of him, you realise that giants still walk the earth. Even if you have to share him with the three others, there would still be more than enough to keep you feeling a warm, contented glow . Ferdi NA #001
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Good Morning! Hey, give me some details of what skydiving is like in Slovenia. I must confess, that is a country I know very little about.
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ROTFLMAO @ Scratch Hey, you're the guy that just organised three girls for yourself for December! Ferdi NA #001
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[East Rand accent] Hey, I can to like, tune, what are this talk? I schemed you were an ordentlike girl! -[East Rand accent] Ferdi NA #001
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Keep the cat wary! -- ZZZzzzz....
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The thing is, good skydiving weather may be hard to come by in some parts - liike the Cape, for instance . But good orgy weather? Ferdi NA #001
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Anders bekend as die "Konvooi Looi" of "Tamaai N__i" -- ZZZzzzz....
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Well, I found that since I turned thirty I can rarely manage more than ten times a day. These days I am content with, say three, four times a day. So there is some truth in the rumours . -- ZZZzzzz....
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Hey Scratch, man you have cojones te size of deathstars. It seems like while I was in a boring meeting, you organised three babes for yourself for Dec. Admirable. I hereby confer upon you the title of SambÉ - valid until January. Now you just have to convince Lisa to join you too ! I'll chat to my wife - but she's dangerous, veeery dangerous . Ferdi NA #001
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Morning NacMac, Yeah, maybe the "Big Man" has a sense of humour, but I respectfully submit that he took it too far this morning . In addition to being sticky and dirty today, I also managed to hit the puddle caused by the burst pipe when I left the drive this morning. And my car had just hat it's yearly wash on Sunday. Even my very patient Russian wife had some things to say about the Somerset West municipality this morning. But enough griping - there's a few showers here at work, let me go avail myself of them ! -- ZZZzzzz....
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Good Morning guys and gals, Don't even talk about water and tanks around me this Wednesday. A pipe burst somewhere and we had NO FRIKKIN WATER at home this morning. Now I don't know about you but I bath in the morning. So I got back into bed and slept for two more hours. 9:30 pm. Still no f#$king water. Ferdi goes to work feeling sticky, smelling sour and without having had coffee . What really makes it worse is that the Tuesday night numbers were 3:0:0 . -- ZZZzzzz....
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I'll take you up on that
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LMAO @ Jraf Spot on! I have enough German to completely "in die hozen zu pinkelt" myself. Yes, German is not that far from Afrikaans Ferdi NA #001
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Nee - dis maar 'n nare geval daardie. Ek dink nie daar is medisyne nie. Die ou moet maar self hier in Soweto kom rondneuk dan kyk ons hoe lank hou hy. On the other hand, poor ol' Jraf would probably also be the type who would get out of his car in the Kruger National to have is pic taken with "that adorable lion over there that looks just like the one in the Lion King" Ferdi NA #001
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Nooo! Don't leave me alone with them! At least Jraf seems to be enjoying his bagel at this time Ferdi NA #001
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Which kids? Are you a teacher? You'll have to run now, the Americans are coming online in their masses this time of the day