meatmissile

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  1. People near me will tell you that I am bad. To make things worse, I'm also Nationwide . -- ZZZzzzz....
  2. Piranha's. One Piranha, many Piranha's. What do they teach you kids in school these days ? -- ZZZzzzz....
  3. Hey, I'm a prominent political figure in my country. I can't go telling offensive jokes over here. It might get into the papers and then my career will be ruined. -- ZZZzzzz....
  4. *Sigh* OK, here's mine: What's yellow and waits in front of the door? A Guard Cheese . -- ZZZzzzz....
  5. Not touching this thread. No siree. -- ZZZzzzz....
  6. You are inadvertently making an entirely different point to the one you are trying to make here, Gawain. -- ZZZzzzz....
  7. Once again: JRaf for PRESIDENT of the WORLD! .....and a hard boiled egg . -- ZZZzzzz....
  8. I heard that the girls call you that . -- ZZZzzzz....
  9. In general, unless you know people well, steer away from the following extensive list of topics: 1. Race. -- ZZZzzzz....
  10. Because we're fish from different ponds..... -- ZZZzzzz....
  11. So, Nac, is the Prianha another subspecies of Piranha/parana ? -- ZZZzzzz....
  12. Is a Parana the same thing as a Piranha? I'm not trying to be a wise-ass here. -- ZZZzzzz....
  13. I see a lynch-mob gathering ! -- ZZZzzzz....
  14. Jasmin, according to the last info I have, you are a great looking brunette. So are you really qualified to answer that question? -- ZZZzzzz....
  15. I'd consider it a good investment if it came with boobie attachments - I heard those are lighter on beer as well. -- ZZZzzzz....
  16. You shouldn't. It's a waste of energy, just like worrying. Unless you argue with people for entertainment, like I sometimes do on these forums. -- ZZZzzzz....
  17. Sorry your excellence, it was not intended as a flame. Now, if I said that people who wrongly use the paper-clip are platypus-brained, that would be a flame ? -- ZZZzzzz....
  18. No, quite the opposite. You argue with her because you care! If you didn't care about someone, why would you waste your breath argueing with them? -- ZZZzzzz....
  19. Clicky links are only for the cut-and-paste disadvantaged individuals . What I meant was, why put a paperclip on your post if there is no attachment? -- ZZZzzzz....
  20. Like I said, I don't need a special day for that. I think you should show the people you care about that every day . -- ZZZzzzz....
  21. Am I the only one who does not think that an URL is an attachment? -- ZZZzzzz....
  22. Valentines day is for guys who treat their SO's badly all year. It's basically a commercialised and internationally sanctioned opportunity for these guys to make "amends". Washing the dishes or giving my wife a massage on an arbitrary day is actually more work for me than buying flowers or whatever, and is therefore more significant. Spending money is easy. Spending time is important. -- ZZZzzzz....
  23. Scratch said: Now watch carefully as I point out your problem to you. Scratch also said: You need to change that attitude ! -- ZZZzzzz....