shah269

The 4 ladies in my office have been watching that Beckham one from the super bowl over and over and over again...perverts! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

It's not personal it's business! Hostile takeover for the betterment of the many at the detriment of the few! And if that detriment means watching my Persian ass washing my car on a nice summer day in front of my garage so fucking be it you old fucking hag! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Talked to a few more of the younger folks. Everyone is pissed about the no washing your car thing. They are pissed that the old fucks park their three cars on the community parking and their garages are full of shit, but the moment they bring their boat over to their condo to wash it off at the end of the season they get hit with a $300 bill from the association. They hate it that the old folks don't have any skin in the game. And that one of the old fuckers is fucking the owner of the company that is in charge of the lawn and thus we are paying threw the fucking nose and the SOB's mow the fucking lawn every day of the fucking week! They hate it that the old fuckers won't allow any block parties or any kind of organized get together that utilizes the shared space. They hate it that the old fuckers hold association meetings at 6pm and no one knows what the fuck is going on and wonders why they are getting letters and not emails and why the meetings are not broadcasted on goto meeting. The old fuckers have got to go! We live in NJ not fucking Ohio where housing is cheap and any fucker can forgo eating out for a year and build up the 30% needed for a down payment. We live in NJ one of the most expensive places for young folks to live and we are going to take over the board and ass rape these old fuckers and get this FHA first time home owners thing overturned. WE may put in a stipulation regarding good credit score but other than that these old fuckers have got to go! It's about time I lived up to my name sake...the very well dressed very shallow very ruthless dictator the Shah of Iran. Sorry old folks here are your choices....DIE or move the fuck out! I for one hope you die. So that way your snot nosed kids can sell your POS property to someone younger and with a bit more life that you! If I'm stuck in this property for the next three years you better get the fuck out! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Nope! These are empty because the old lady or old dude died and now the kids want to off load the property. So yeah death caused the problem! And now death will be the solution! 14 of the olf fucks died over the past two eyars....of the 14, 2 were sold at well below maket rate...the other 12 are now sitting empty for the past year. That is what's killing my property value! And now I'm going to work with my friends to kill a few of the old fucks.....die or move out....and have younger folks move in. Can you believe the old fucks passed a rule that you can't wash your car infront of your garage! Can you believe that! Well time to die old fucks time to die! I Shah will be the one true king of the condo complex! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

It's not personal it's just business! I have skin in the game....aka mortgage. The old fuck bags have paid off their condos...and don't want any new young folks coming in and being you know...alive! So they have a choice to make when me and a few of the younger folks who do have skin in the game take over the board.... DIE! Or GTFO! Why? Simple...the longer these condos stay on the market and unoccupied the lower my property value will go. And as for 3% vs 20%...I live in NJ. The price of the discount condo right now that has been on the market for a solid 12 months is $200k. Who the fuck has $40k cash to throw into anything? Now $6k...yeah we be talking! So sorry old ladies and old dudes....it's not that I hate you...though I do detest you...but since you are killing my property value I have no choice but to kill you off...... Who knew legal discrimination would turn violent? ps I didn't know any better I took out an 80/20 loan, I barrowed 20% very dumb did not know any better I was young and in love....thus dumb! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

BINGO! Give the girl her prize of a designer thong and panties! I can't tell you how many times after the third email I've told the girl...yeah this is fun but let's just meet for coffee and see who you and I really are. And a very good number of the girls give excuses....which at that point I say thank you but no thank you. A girl I met online once explained online dating as going to the dive bars of dive bars where people who have next to no social skills are left to rot. And I have to agree with her when it comes to meeting people by chance and meeting people online I would rather meet people by chance...they are more normal than odd! One girl said she didn't believe in viruses. Another did not believe in evolution.... Another thought skydiving was for the clinically nutty....hi I have a skydiving photo in my profile. Another I kid you not....would break into hard core gangster rap in the middle of the conversation........for a WASPY that was odd. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Less old ladies mean more young folks more young folks means more "life" in the community. But if we kill off these older folks or make them move out and change the bylaws in the association we can and will allow young folks with good jobs buy these vacant properties with 3% down first time home owner instead of the 20% that is required now. Hey it's nothing personal, it's just business. And if a few old ladies have to leave because it's too "young and hip" and "loud" for them or they die off due to the stress of seeing young folks BBQing and having a good time them so be it! These old hags have passed a bylaw that prohibits people from washing their own cars using their own water....because it was "too loud" Time to kill off the old fuckers! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Legal discrimination So many of you have read my posts lamenting my condo being located in "old lady land" and how much I hated it! Well the other day I had my place appraised and was shocked to find out how much value I had lost. Well I got lucky I met the person who did my appraisal at a party the other evening. And she indicated that the reason why my property had lost so much value was due to the vast number of unsold units...which according to her was due to the association not allowing first time home owners utilize the 3% FHA loans to procure. Can you believe that! I mean I've hated old people all my life but now I have a really good reason to hate them! But quick question....is this legal? The person who did my appraisal said yes it is....I would like to argue it's not. What are your thoughts? Also yes me and the few young folks are planning on having a takeover of the board and turning the tables on the old fucks such that they either die or move out so we can recoup some of our investment! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Look I know I'm odd....but am I just one of a few guys who are turned on by girls who make darn good money, have a wide view of the world, are well read and have travelled around and are active? OK YES she has to be good looking but....really? I was dating this one girl Kristen in NYC, had two masters made more money than I and had spend a year travelling the world. We got along splendidly sadly we broke up because she lived in Brooklyn and I in NJ thus getting together was "work". I'm sorry ladies I say if you are well travelled, well read and adventurist to please speak your minds on these topics on the first date and if the guy lacks the balls then tough titties for him! Now here is one I screw up on all the time.... "Yes I love dogs but I have to adopted cats..." Amazing how many of you girls are freaked out by that! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

HA! I have! Girl (27-37) "So you have a job and are educated and drive a nice car and have a nice place....so do you ever think of having kids?" Shah "Well...for what like slave labor? Yeah but then I would have to feed them that's why I have a roomba." Another one.... Me "So....that photo on your profile...what was that like 5 years ago or 30lbs ago?" Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

You posers....please stand back..... Me "Hi I am Shah." Her "You are Shah?" Me "Yes" Her "The Shah?" Me "The one the only often imitated never replicated." Her "I thought you were some sort of mythical creature that the ladies lusted after in the ladies forum." Me "Well, please don't make me blush." Her "You are more handsome in person." Me "Well I don't mean to brag." But if you ask me...had it happen on many first dates. Her "So that's your car, and you have this awesome sounding job and your condo sounds like it's in a nice quiet part of town." Me "yeah it's ok" (believe it or not I'm not a pompous ass) Her "So you want to have kids?" Me "Hell no!" Her---right about now she turns about 12 shades of red and explodes. That was not a fun one..but has happend about 5 times in 2 years. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

I like guns, I like bullets and I like things that go boom. However, you are an idiot. yeah yeah yeah the led is bad..... but yeah the copper should just burst and that's what it did....little pop nothing more. god not like I'm tossing an M107 in the fire! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

May have worn a thong as an eye pacth. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Yes Sir, at $100k/year I am lower lower middle class. And Yes I am looking at renting to turn the property into an investment property. My mortgage + condo fee is about $3k/ month but the most I could rent the place for right now is only $2k however if i can refi then yes I'll be able to. I'm working on this guys! I appreciate your support....hate to tell you and sure as shit you don't want to hear this but...I'm grateful and thank you! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Something is not nothing. I LINKED the f'in' Mythbusters segment that proved something happens. I'm at work i can't see it. But I've thrown lots of bullets and powder in lots of fires and yeah they pop but that's about it. Now if you have a chaimbered bullet....oh stand back brother! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

What kind of question is this? Never enough! Duuuh! And no bullets in a fire do nothing.....ask Myth Busters on that one! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Northern NJ is nuts! Average home today still costs $400k. It is not a cheap place to live at all! But for now it's home, even though my property tax is $6k Luck you. Mine's $9k. Brother I feel your pain, I hope you at least have some grass to lay on in the middle of the summer and relax. I don't even have that. Brothers, yes i know...NJ is nuts! But it is where my job is and at an unemployment rate of well over 8% i highly doubht any company will want me enough to buy me out of my condo which is underwater by a solid $100k. So yes I agree with you 100% but there is not much I can do. That said.... http://outfront.blogs.cnn.com/2012/02/02/will-mitt-romney-speak-out-on-the-legal-loophole-known-as-the-carry/?hpt=hp_t2 Can we all agree that this loop hole needs to be closed? If so then let's close it such that the world is a better place for us dorks in the middle class! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

I don't see no fracking shadow! Now put my ass down! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Death by Snu Snu!

He looks like an overgrown baby....can we kill him? I mean he's just a fat baby...how hard can it be? Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

If he does that, his salary will go down as well. Go somewhere cheaper only works if your income is derived from investments or pensions, or if you're basically working minimum wage. Yes it's a catch 22. And yeah when you round up yeah give or take 20% of my income is taxed. If i were to get rid fo the condo and rent for say $2k my tax would then shoot up to a little over 30%. Either way you cut it...look these guys have found a loop hole that was designed for ensuring middle class folks would invest in the country and when they retired they could have extra funds to live on besides their savings and social security. The intentions were all good.....but how these bastards got hole of this and fucked it....well what can you do? They found another hole to rape in our society and are going to rape the shit out of it until it's dead or we are dead. Communism takes all the nations wealth and gives it to the few and kill off others. Capitalism....as it is practiced today...a few take all of the nations wealthy away and make the rest of us think we have a chance. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

What's strange looking about them? No three rings.....looks funky! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

BIGUN That's AWSOME that you are doing better! And the not jumping....yeah it's understandable. But how about tunnel time? Do you think you are fit for tunnel? And you said this was a transplant? NO WAY! Wow I wonder if the person who donated their heart ever wanted to skydive! It would be super cool if the person had always wanted to skydive and never got the chance but now they will. That would be very Zen!

Wish's his delusions of grandeur were as grand as mine! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Northern NJ is nuts! Average home today still costs $400k. It is not a cheap place to live at all! But for now it's home, even though my property tax is $6k Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!