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The Biggest Loser? Isn't that like survivor for fat people! Look I'm good at this! I'm Persian/American....do you know how many Persians there are in this country! And if all of them watched....this show would be a huge hit...much like me with the bigger ladies! I'm sexy, I'm charming, I'm well educated, very well dressed and best of all.....I can offend people and they smile and agree! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

-Fake titties are my second favorite kind of titties. -Look over and point "Will you look at the size of that girls ass!" -OK go to the bar grab me a beer and a sandwich and on your way back tell that redhead we are up for a threesome! -I'm going to pee on you drip drip drip.... -You sure you don't recognize me from all of my adult videos? -Hi, just letting you know, I'm kind of a big deal! -So what do you think of my flat front pants, really show off my summer sausage don't they! -The only reason I asked you out was because the girl in the photo with you on match.com looked hot...what's her name and number if you don't mind (OK I HAVE DONE THIS!) -Man look at our waitress.....I would hit that like the fist of an angry god! -Yeah I got some kids....here and there....but not like they know I'm there dad! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

I AM THE SKYBUG! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

I have no family here in the US. It's only a few of us. I think when the time comes I may just take the long walk. I never want to be a burden to anyone and if it comes to that, then it's a simple solution. Remember I'm Persian, I don't fear death. For death is easy, any one can die. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Listening to NPR this morning on the way to work regarding the upcoming settlement between the federal government and the large banks which did not do their due diligence with respect to robo signing and foreclosures. If the bank robo signed and foreclosed on your home.....you may get a check for $2,000 So that's where the liability for the bank stops. And that's where the award of damages stops...... You lost your home due to the banks ineptitude and inability to hire a proper professional staff that could establish property and coherent SOP's and as a result of their negligence your home was taken away though you did nothing wrong.....and you get a check for $2,000. About one month's rent in NJ. I can't help but wonder how dumb your average American is to think that this is penance of $2k is sufficient to make the now homeless person whole? As my beloved grandmother use to say, "Shah there is no justice in this life nor the next." That is to say, if you want your pound of flesh for those who have wronged you....you better take our your knife and cared it out yourself for god will not be doing it for you. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

OK THAT WAS FUNNY! OMG that was so funny you have no idea! Ha ha! Look my issue is this, in this dead economy, there are 12 vacant units that have not been sold due to the rules passed by these old fuckers. I say allow young vibrant first time home owners move in, fix up the shit holes, start their lives, contribute to the community and also help stem the decline in property value.' Now I know you guys like to argue but you have to admit....there is nothing wrong with the above statement. And these old fuckers holding first time home owners back or those who lack the $60k cash to drop on a condo back.....just don't like it. They are cutting off their noses to spite their faces. And yeah, I'm going to talk with the younger guys and gals and see what we can do. Per my last talk with one of the guys, we are thinking credit score of no lower than say 700 and first time home owner FHA OK! Bring young folks in allow them to have some money to upgrade and be happy. I know a horrible thing. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Face Palm! Really! REALLY! two bank fees two cloasing costs two of everything! this fucking sucks! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

wow READ....so I would only have to work with one back to refinance not two..... OK? Is that OK for you? 1 bank better than 2 banks.... OK? Is that OK for you? Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

1) In this market you will never find someone dumb enough to pay 20% on a $200k home that needs $30k worth of work. They would rather rent....and that's what they are doing! And the old fuckers are buying up POS property in Florida........where they should be in the first place! 2) Even if i had put 20% down cash....well I would still be under by about $40k+ However if I had just put down 3% I could refi better and pay down the loan faster at a lower APR, rather than having to work with two banks to reorganize the debt....good for bank bad for me. The car wash rule came about two years ago....as the older fuckers are getting older they are not only dying once every 3 months but they are bitching more..... I'm going to meet about a dozen of the younger folks this week or next and we are going to make our move..... Sorry old fuckers, move our or die out.....it's not personal it's just business. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Look I'm trying to get on this show......It's about time I gained national recognition and had a tour bus and groupies! And with this I shall stoop! For there is nothing worse than over publisization of one's true epic grandure. Again OP have your people call my people and let me know how many weeks of vacation time I'll need.....cau! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

What you want me to lecture myself! Nah look every institution has it's reasons for existing. But when you look at the price of a POS home in NJ at $200k, throwing $40k at it from day 1 instead of taking that money and investing in its improvement does sound very dumb. Not only would there be more liquidity in the market but the bank would also make more money in the long run based on a larger principal and interest. But this is only viable for FIRST time home owners. None of this flipping homes shit! Just honest folks looking to live an honest life. That's all. Now pardon me while I outlive the old fuckers! The no washing your car in front of your own garage with your own water....man that pisses me off! Can't wait to overthrow that board and treat those old fuckers like the POS garbage they are by organizing a charity carwash for the local school or animal shelter. Yeah washing cars pisses you off....choke on my fucking fat fucking hose you old piece of shit! How dare you! What is more American than spending a nice Sunday washing and waxing your car! Fucking old fucks! Can't wait till they die so I can piss on their fucking head stones! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Yes both big and small...though the big obstacles have to pay Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

WINNING! Come on, I think if you ask me the key to a good character is the ability to offend everyone! I'm a non practicing Muslim, who has a thing for drink, pork, gambling, skinny hot girls, and though lives in the US thinks those fuckers in Belgium make a better brew! Give me 5 min and I'll not only offend 90% of the demographic but they will be laughing about it! One Gandhi eating a hot dog joke banging Mother Teresa....and you will have the entire Indian population laughing and hating you all at once! And don't get me started about China! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

I bought the place based on emotions associated with another person. I don’t care how smart you think you may be no one is above making one or two mistakes in their lives purely based on emotion. And this one was huge for me. I with my x made enough money to live in the condo. I agreed to buy the place for it made her happy. If that makes me a horrible man.....trying to keep my then wife comfortable and happy....then so be it. I just wish I had done the %3 down thing and not barrowed the 20%. Would have been easier to walk away now. But such is life. Which is something a young fucker like me can say since the old folks are dying a little more every day! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Economic growth is based on one thing and one thing only....liquidity. The more liquid the system is the more the system will grow and prosper. If you don't like it go get a PhD and start your own economics movements based on stagnant funds and frozen systems Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Omid Djalili Yeah he is great! I always wanted to see him live! I love his stand up about how Persians declare their love and how his English wife reacts to it! Reminds me and my POS X wife from Finland (not hating her or anything) Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

And who bring the drama! Yes you got it! He's amazing! He's hot and sexy! He jumps a 7 cell from back when 7 cells were cool! Yes it's.......the guy who only dates skinny girls (under size 8)..... Drum rolllllll

I love guns and enjoy target shooting with friends. Was never a very big fan of automatics and more of the bolt action. Heck even 22's can be fun! Nah man I'm just pissed it's NJ, who has 20% of $200k for a POS condo? Why not only take 3% of the $200k so that you can have money left to fix up the POS condo that the old fucker left behind when the old fucker died. Look how can i put it? I've never seen more POS homes in my life than I've seen in NJ! It's amazing how many of the homes in NJ for the middle class are just POS! And when I started to ask why the answer always was... "We paid $40k-$60k cash for this thing...so we don't have any money to upgrade." And this keeps killing property value and makes people's lives a living hell. Thus the 3% first time home owners option is very nice. A young person can buy a place and work on it to turn it into a home. I know a horrible thing to do right! Not dropping tons of cash into the pockets of the big banks and instead taking it and giving it to middle class guys at Lowes and HD and handymen so that you can turn your inefficient property into an efficient home.'' I know I know I know.....all horrible horrible ideas...how care any one ever want to think of the middle class! A truly terrorist communist thought! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Nope that's about 100% right! but it's the old fuckers who are takign up all the parking spots since their grage is filled with shit! So they have to park their 1990 POS rust buckets in the parking spots. Buying this condo was the second worst mistake of my life. The more I dig into what it is the more I hate it. But now at least I can focus my hate on a group of folks who will be dead in under 10 years. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Have your people call my people and we can talk about how great I can be on said show! Not only am I a stunning piece of man candy, but as a mechanical engineer/inventor/FIRST Robotics coach/JustAnAwsomeGuy.....I should be contacted to be on this show! Oh and I bring beer to all interviews! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

One day...one day....I hope that the world will be right so that I can skydive over the land where I was born......one day.... Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Hu...looks like the old fuckers want to kill the market....looks as if a few on the board are making it so that those first time home owners can't buy so that they may buy the property for their own good. Well how do you fight greed? You don't! You just join it I guess? But still even the most cynical fuck....which apparently is a good bit of people who visit this part of the forum has to admit not allowing people to wash their cars in front of their garage using their own water is just not right. Furthermore, the first time home owners 3% FHA loan is what feeds the middle class and keeps property values afloat in many areas and keeps communities from gentrifying into depends wearing bengay rubbing fucks. And if you don't like that shit please pack up your fucking bags and fly out to Russia or Iran where unless you bring in huge sums of cash you can't do shit and where the rich get richer (you should see the rich in Iran!) the middle class move out (In Iran they all move out ASAP) and the poor well they die hungry with a bit fat shit eating grin in their face from eating so much of the rich motherfuckers feces. Legalized discrimination of the young...... Well I can be pissed or know that I don't need any fucking pills to get my dick hard, any pills to not piss myself nor any powders to shit. And when I wake up in the morning I'm sporting wood and not a single fucking part of my body hurts......old fuckers.....they may want to fuck the rest of us in the condo but karma is a bitch...and apparently so is time! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Ha HAAAAAAA!!!! Oh that was good! Tea all over the desk! HA HA! That was good! I've had dates with girls like that all she did was talk about how amazing she was......but she was cute so i just lived with it untill I realized she was a bad lay. What a waste of my freaking time! But yes sadly 90/100 most dates with smart / cute girls are like interviews. And well it is what it is....she thinks all you want is to get into her panties....very true....and she is trying to see if you are good enough for access to the VIP room. We call it the bitch shield. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Yes they were but back then there were a good number of younger folks like me. Many like me were married and a good number had little kids. Since then some of them have moved out. A good number, 14 old fucks have died off. And for the past year 12 units have been sitting empty. So yes back when people could barrow the20% needed it was not an issue. But now that people can't...it's an issue. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

No and this is why I don't. Too many dead people! Though shooting old fucks hardly qualifies as sport it would be fun? Maybe use a 22 to take out their 02 bottles? But not seriously it's legal discrimination against young folks by a bunch of old fucks! And well these old fuckers need to be taught a serious lesson! Either move to a "home" or move to the nations home...Florida! And when I take over the board with my friends we are going to make it known loud and clear that is what our intention is...to transform the community such that it is hospitable to young working professionals. We will legalize car washing, encourage summer block parties and do all kinds of shit to either kill off the old fuckers or encourage them to move the fuck out! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!