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  1. Snowwhite
    We had a couple of people who asked about missing altimeters. Don't know if they knew their serial numbers or not, but you might want to call the office and leave the info with Ellen. She may know who it belongs to. skydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com
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    So a nun takes the short cut through the woods back to the convent, even though she has been warned by the reverand Mother never to enter the woods. A man jumps out from behind a tree and rapes her. She says "how can I go back to the convent and tell the reverand Mother that I've been raped twice?" The rapist says "hey, I only raped you ONCE" she says "you're not gonna quit NOW, are you?" skydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com
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    Bet it wasn't part of the two ton ten way..... skydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com
  4. Snowwhite
    Thanks for the vote of confidence. I'm working on it. skydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com
  5. Snowwhite
    call the ladies in the office, they took the lost and found home with them 217 222 5867 skydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com
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    QuoteThanks so much to Bubba for making the toga party happen. Yeah Bubba! We appreciate so much everything you do for the enjoyment of others. Awesome job to PF and Dan for bartending AND applying hellfish tattoos to those in need I didn't become a hellfish, but someone attempted three times to apply a tatoo to one of my breasts. I asked my hubby the next day "If someone tries to apply a temporary tatoo to a breast three times and it doesn't work, do you think I've been had?" His response? "Maybe your breast is defective, you should have offered him the other one" Good guy. skydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com
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    {While hanging on to your ears} OH GOD< OH GOD!! OH JESUS CHRIST!! like that jeff? skydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com
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    I can live without the BeeGee's. The rest of your list I like. Gotta love Buffet and my favorite song of The Doobie Brothers is Jessica. I LOVED it when my son and his buddy learned to play that on guitar. Made me feel a bit old tho, cuz it was my music revived... skydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com
  9. Snowwhite

    WFFC

    Snowwhite replied to LouDiamond's topic in Wing Suit Flying

    and I thought I saw everyone! Guess I missed a couple! Well, if you have problems with your nuts, we have plenty of places to hide them.... skydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com
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    FYI, the FAA pulled the B-17 on us, and everyone else. NO ONE is allowed to jump it, period. Has to do with its' classification.... RevJim, thanks for covering for me! You're doing a great job, next year PR! Anyone, only one correction, the B24 is no longer available for jumping. The B17 WILL be back next year, they just had a Convention of War Birds in Pennsylvannia this year, that would have added 30 GRAND to the cost of bringing them to the WFFC. Didn't have any idea how to make up 30 thousand dollars in only one day of jumping, but if any of you have any ideas, let me know! skydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com
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    Well the last of the golf carts have been picked up and returned to their homes. One of them was found about 7 miles down the highway. Apparently someone didn't want to hitchhike ALL the way home, but they only got a 7 mile start before they ran out of gas! I'd really love to hear THAT story....hey bubba, hold my beer and watch THIS! skydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com
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    This year there were extra fences up, no crop damage. I guess we have to figure out which is more expensive, the time putting up the fences, or the repayment of the farmers. As far as good will goes, we have a great relationship with the farmer in question, and every year we have a nice conversation, and spend a little time together. We give his family some passes to come and watch you guys, and I really believe that he is one of those whuffos who 'gets it'. skydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com
  13. Snowwhite
    He was just in the wrong location! I hear that there was a little "See how high you can stack the picnic tables, and then try to lift a volkswagon on top of it" contest at about that very time skydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com
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    The list of who she ISN'T making out with would be shorter... Hey, Rose has really come out of her shell since last year, what a sweetie skydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com
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    yea, those WERE the staff golf carts. Wonder where they are now, most of the staff is looking for them... Well the cops found mine at the hospital several blocks away,,the FIRST time it went MIA. The second time, the guy realized he had the wrong cart and actually returned it to me. Boy that's a first! Well, like we say, nothing is ever stolen at the Convention, it's just borrowed for ten days.. skydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com
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    hey! did I miss some? Deans rosy cheeks are cool, except that when he doesn't smile, he has lots of white lines around his eyes. what i wanna know is what's up with THAT??!! skydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com
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    At the free Monday night seminar, we were lucky to get Lew Sanborn, D1 agree to spend a little time answering questions, and talking to us about his experiences and the changes in skydiving since he began his career. Be sure to mark your calendars, and hop on your golfcarts, bring your lawn chairs and a beer and come and join us at the steps of the manifest trailer for an evening with Lew! His conversation will begin around 9, so you will have plenty of time to ask questions before the music begins in the entertainment tent at 9:30. Don't miss out on the chance to hear this icon of skydiving! skydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com
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    your lense made me look almost as warped as I feel! Thanks for you help Hector! Jumping again tomorrow night? skydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com
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    Oh yea! and Lew Sanborn is going to humor us with a question and answer period on the first night! come and spend the evening with D-1 skydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com
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    I know that there are a bunch coming, cuz I took their pre-registrations by phone a week ago! Check out the International Challenge tent, I'll bet they check in there. skydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com
  21. Snowwhite
    One other really interesting part of this equation is the great gear offers that happen at the convention. Don't forget there are free seminars by world class flyers every night, too. You'll also get the chance to watch about 100 free load organizers working with groups skydivers from novice to REALLY experienced. It's a full emersion skydiving vacation. skydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com
  22. Snowwhite
    Hey Gary, we need to know if the eight year old pens still work. Wouldn't surprise me! Ok, so you're running late.LOL JUST LIKE ALL OF US! but you know, you only need that last 300 feet! Can't wait to see you buddy! We're already here working our asses off. I'll have a size five ass when you see me next! skydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com
  23. Snowwhite
    We live about 500 miles apart, and get to see each other for 10 days every August. It' our annual 10 day marriage skydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com
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    Man they named you right! Hey it wouldn't be Rantoul without a little lovin! Did you hear my husband is going to come there to see me? It's our annual 10 day marriage. I expect I'll get at least a little[/i love. Yea, and Heat? Boy we had that last week! You should see the sunburns people got, just to help make the WFFC the kick ass place we all know it's supposed to be! Pepe, you and Perra have the right idea, you keep the skydiving cool, and we'll keep the party HOT! Hey Terry, you taking the family picture? You gonna let me be in it as a friend of the family? I'd ask to be the black sheep, but that role has been taken about 14 dozen times. Getting hard to keep all the black sheep straight. skydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com
  25. Snowwhite
    Hector is a good guy, he just has WAY too much tan.. We all burned this weekend, and he is just nice and toasty with no real red peely stuff..I Never get to do that skydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com