ChromeBoy

That is because he was too busy running around in his square. Hard to keep up with him I hear.

So on our second horny gorilla this weekend we had three of us connected by our legs and the fourth person couldn't get in so I grabbed his arm so he could put us in a fast spin. We started spinning extremely fast, fast enough for the pressure to pull my arm out of its socket at the left shoulder. At 4.5k we broke off. I tried to track with one arm and I could not because of the pain so I turned over on my back and watched all of them track away. Once they were gone I rolled over on my belly and deployed. I have my shoulder harness pretty tight because I prefer it that way and the force of deployment put my shoulder back into it's socket. It is still sore but no need to go to a M.D. because I have full range of control with it. I thought about all the "what ifs" afterwords and decided that if I had a malfunction on my main and had no control with my left arm I probably would of wished I had my RSL connected. I know I would of pulled both with my right arm but it would have been a little easier probably. Also, I am glad it was my left arm and not my right or I couldn't have deployed my main and would of gone straight for my reserve. I have had one reserve ride and lets just say I like my reserve to stay in the container. My lesson learned this weekend...stay safe and remember anything can happen up there!

If the doctor makes you pull down your pants and cough tell him that you would feel better if someone was in the room and have him bring in the nurse.

Go with the new rig from Roy at Rigs and Things. That way you will have a new container and you won't have to worry about it later and you can always change your main when you want to.

I haven't seen it in a bottle but they do sell it. It is called Extasy. And yes, Extasy dealers are rich!

Freaksister all you post about is Boogies anymore. Bring it back to the old days when you posted about Boobies too!

That story reminds me of Dove. She had that attitude all the way through her injury. Hey Muenkel. When are you gonna come and hang out with us at Skydive Boston Providence sometime? We would love to see you out there!

That is Betsy? That is not what I was picturing at all!

In New England hot cakes don't see so well. You have to be demographic to each region.

0:4:1 2 sit flys and 2 horny gorillas. On the 2nd Horny gorilla 3 of us made it in but 1 person did not so I grabbed his arm and we were spinning around fast as hell. So fast my arm came out of its socket. Luckily it was my left arm so I could deploy but I could'nt track worth shit so I watched everyone else track and pulled low ! The force of deployment put my arm back in its socket.

You now the brown truck guys are all skydivers's! They go Ups!

If I could my family to skydive I would be like you! They are all a bunch a whuffo's though!

Just ask for Chromie from ChromeDome! I would be more than happy to take pictures of you. I am a professional photographer and if you sleep with me I will make you famous!(lies) Many a Supermodel have started out with me...Cindy Crawford, Elle MacPherson, Laetitia Casta, etc. (lies). If you sleep with me I can make you trillions upon trillions of dollars!

Hey Wendy! I am right handed. As for packing, I leave that to the packers. I played baseball through high school and I could switch hit though.

I am not going to do that here. I can't afford to lose another job!

Kinda like a Heide Fleiss?

Jessica, I do wear gloves. You take care of my friend Spy this weekend. Keep him out of trouble! I was going to try to make it to Greene but the weather will be nice here and I have to keep an eye on my hotel since it is busy. Have a blast!

Jessica, I blew you out of the skies today! 30 posts ahead of you! Try catching up now!

It is a bit cold especially at altitude. My hands were numb last weekend!It's a lot different than Southern Florida that is for sure!

Nope. That made it even worse.

My name is Cornholio. I need TP for my Bunghole.

I just laughed about it. It was a long flight anyway and this justmade it longer.

One of my most embarassing moments was when I was on a flight from San Francisco to Atlanta and I was asleep and kicked back in my chair with a pair of slick pants and a T-Shirt on. The Flight Attendant put a blanket on me and I woke up to find I had a huge hard on. People that were sitting around me were trying not to laugh. I thanked the Flight Attendant and she started laughing and walked away!

Just looking at the WEATHER for tomorrow and I am excited! Clear day and a little bit of wind! I am going to be on every load tomorrow! Just went to the bank and cashed my paycheck and I hope to spend the whole damn thing this weekend! Haven't been jumping that much with all the moving the past couple of months so I need to make up for lost jumps and party until the sun comes back up!

Sure.