ChromeBoy
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My first jump was a tandem and I did not know.
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No jumps for me either. My shoulder is still a little sore and I am not jumping because of it. I should be good for the weekend after though!!!
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I've always wanted to talk to HH's Mini-Me! **Chromie starts to hear little feet pattering *** Here comes HH's Mini-Me!
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***Chromie lays the Greenies and the Red One down in sofas...He begins to speak to them...*** You all are getting very sleepy.... You begin to feel the tips of your toes go to sleep... You feel them asleep... This sleepiness is moving up through your feet slowly, slowly... It is slowly moving up your shins to your knees... Your body from you knees to your tippy toes are asleep... This sleepiness is moving up your body to your waists... Your lower body is now asleep... It is moving up your body including both arms and is now to your neck... Your body is aleep from you toes to your neck... It is now moving up your head through your brain through your ears... [Chromie Whispers] They are asleep... [/Chromie whispers]
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Well, we woke up the Greenies and the Red One this morning...I wonder what we can do to put them back to sleep?
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Did anyone notice that Charlies chest strap was not on. Is it common to undue the chest strap after deployment? Does it do anything if it is undone?
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Here is a picture of Charlie Mullins flying the 58'! Charlie and the 58'
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I just got the Swoop Pond video from the Ranch Nationals. Chuck Blue had several shots in it.
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Yes. You can't spell it's "tic tac".
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Take off your dress and have some naked pics for us.
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***Chromeboy looks a HH and and whimpers in pain...cuz now he is dickless, balls have been castruated, his ass has been burned and he has been probed with a shotgun...Chromey says "I just wanted to make sure you were ok"...***
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Whenever I was at Skydive Orange they had the local EMT come to the dz and instruct all the experienced jumpers and staff members what to do in certain emergency situations. Including when to move and when not to move an individual, crowd control, what to do if someone lands off and is injured, etc. These are important things that DZ should be prepared for. Orange had a boogie and donated over a grand to the local Emergency Response Team.
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We just wanted to wake you all up Bill! Rise and shine.
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Cool as hell. thanks for posting this!
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***Chromeboy runs out of the house and down to street with Pink Floyds Run Like Hell song blaring in the background***
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***Chromeboy lets out a beer fart...apologizes to HH***
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***Chromeboy runs to the bathroom, places the toilet bowl lid up, and plops his ass in the water to cool the burning***
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***Chromeboy finds HH is not there but the twins are...hello ladies... can I...double my pleasure***
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Instead of doing it just this weekend how about making it a prerequisite?
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***Chromeboy is tip toeing to HH's room with a Hot Fork***
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She's awake now! Good Morning Bytch!
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[whackin' the moderators in the face with my penis]Oh Shit. The Bytch bit it in her sleep! [/will never wack the moderators with my penis again]
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[banging pots and pans over their ears] Sheep. Small Canopies. Cheap Beer. RSL's. BOOBIES![/banging pots and pans over their ears]
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[whispering] Moderators are all asleep. Lets bang some pots and pans and wake them up.[/whispering] [banging pots and pans over their ears] Wake Up! Wake Up![/banging pots and pans over their ears]
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Oh, this is about sports. I get it now!