ChromeBoy
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I just spent three months in Virginia just south of DC. The best dz is Skydive Orange! Great group of people. Great jumpers and partiers. It is a little over an hour to get there but well worth the drive.
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And remember, old ladies have no teeth!
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That is a Hollywood Movie. That is not reality.
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Support Bill Booths childrens college fund and purchase a Vector 3!
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I ordered two t-shirts and I am beginning to order accessories from you. It takes time to give you all my money.
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I know some people who might be able to help you with that!
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She reached that a long time ago but the Bytch is still holding out on us. Maybe it is because her son lurks / posts here now?
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Does this mean we need to post whore today to make up for lost time in the past and in the future?
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I hope you all did not corrupt my friend Pete (Spy) this past weekend. He is (was?) a nice innocent guy and I expect him to be the same when I visit my old DZ in Florida again!
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DiverDriver, do jets kill lots of bugs too?
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How much are they asking for it? Is it Cypres equipped?
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In reality the way my luck has been lately I would give the keys to my friend to drive the old lady while I stayed behind with the women of my dreams, however, the women does not think I am the man of her dreams so I would be stuck by myself at the bus stop. Screw that! Pick up your old friend and pick up a case of beer and go on a road trip and leave behind the broad and the old lady is gonna die sooner or later anyway so let her take the bus. There used to buses because they travel in packs on greyhounds all over the country anyway!
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Cool...I'll have some nice pictures of this as well. And you know me, no sharing. Only for my safe keeping. As long as JKA is in we can head to Cali for a nice relaxing week of threeways! Threeway skydives and threeway Chrome rides.
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Bill Von...your next invention!(LIGHTBULB GOES OFF)
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So you want to save the world and you drive a hybrid car but then you go out and kill all these innocent bugs. What kind of person are you? Your a Hannibal Lectar that is what you are. Do you eat the bugs after you kill them you Bug Nazi!...j/k...
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That mf'n sonic wall thing sucks.
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All of that is too technical. Let's just leave it at if you are married you get the same boobies every night and if your not you can have multiple boobies in your lifetime. As Eddie Murphy once said..."even if you are eating Ritz Crackers and they are the best after awhile you get tired of them and Ritz doesn't appeal to you anymore. That's when you go out and do a taste test and you find out that saltines are your new favorite."
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Ok Pammi but it has to be JumpingKayAus you and I. Teb and Merrick have to stay home. How do you say it...Menage a Twa or something or other. I don't know how to say it because I've never done it. It will be my first time with two women so I will supply lots of BEEEEEEEERRRRRRR!!!!!
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Speaking of beer....Dreamsville owes BEEEEEEEERRRRRRR for his first post!
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Aren't you married? What would your wife have to say about that?
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I'm keeping them all for me! If she wants to show you the copies I gave her that is up to her.(lies)
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I didn't say I would put out I said I would be your date! And, I am not a SLUT...I am a POST WHORE!
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I will be your date Clay if you pay for my airline ticket!
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Can I have your autograph?
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Thanks for your concerns guys. I am going to give it a couple of days and see how it feels. It makes this weird cricking noise whenever I do 360's with my arms. I hope that is nothing big. Thanks, Chrome